Bob vs Will - IC Championship #1 Contendership
      #4795972 - 02/14/04 08:01 AM

Lance Canada

Beaver Power!

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These men worked side by side against The Dynasty at Survivor Series... So Acid's decided to make them fight each other, in a hardcore rules, TKO only match!

As extra incentive, the winner will face Lance Canada after the Royal Rumble for the 411Fed Intercontinental Championship!

Acid's too high on his own brand name
      #4800795 - 02/17/04 11:13 PM

Will 007

I'm apathetic? Meh...

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"Careful, that hurt!"

"I'm trying to wrap it as carefully as I can, Will...."

Late night, bruises, cuts and scrapes all over his body. Amber is gingerly wrapping Will's forehead in bandage, a drop of blood running down his face. Obviously the attack the Dynasty members performed had a somewhat lasting effect on him. Ultima had been in earlier.....went a little like this.

In reply to:

Ultima: You okay man?

007: Yeah Paul, I really appreciate it......I might have been messed up beyond belief if you weren't out there.

Ultima: Anytime man, anytime......




Amber now walks out of the nearby bathroom, a wet washcloth in her hand. She gently places it around Will's neck, its warmth relieving his pain.

Yet in his mind remains the fact of what Acid announced. He vs Bob. #1 Contendership, for a shot against Lance's IC title. And yet, Will cares more about Lance than the title.


Amber: Why Bob?

007: Acid likes to fuck with me.....he's forcing me to go against my own Series partner. But.......I'm gonna have to do what I got to do.

I'll have to beat him within an inch of his life to keep him down.

Amber: Will, you can't......

007: It's a shot against the Dynasty, Amber. Against Lance. Against evil and fear itself. I can't help it if Bob is the only way to get to it.

Amber: Well, don't underestimate him....

007: I don't, the guy's talented, has ALOT of potential. But.....he won't beat me.

Amber takes a deep sigh as her eyes take a stroll around the lids.

Amber: Fine, fine.........just don't be too harsh on him...

She has a little smirk on her face as she sits on Will's lap facing him, the two exchanging little kisses and a bit of tongue. When they finally seperate, Will's face has finally brightened with some delight.

007: You always somehow manage to convince me.....God I love you so much.

Amber: Not as much as I love you.

Another small kiss as the camera fadeouts.

 

Long island iced Tea
      #4801396 - 02/18/04 03:43 PM

Termin

Silent Bob

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"How could you lose my luggage ?" Tracey demanded angrily of the airport attendant

"We're sorry , it somehow got onto another flight , it should be arriving within the next hour or so..." The attendant began

"Hour or so ?!?! you dont know when that plane is arriving ?" "

"Tracey they are trying their best, its a nice airport, maybe we can look around, I saw a nice restaurant back there, maybe we can have some dinner... " Bob says somewhat shyly

" Bob , if you want to , you can walk around, but I have to deal with this first"

" Oh ok " Bob replies somewhat sadly as he walks off

" Listen Im here on business , and in business Time is money, and right now your costing my a lot of time " Tracey says

"We're sorry for the inconvenience "

"Inconvenience ! ! ! not having enough peanuts in inconvenient , THIS my dear Fellow is INCOMPETENCE"

"Again , we're Truly sorry Ma'am ..

"That and a buck will get me a cup of coffee , I want to speak to a supervisor right now , this is simply intolerable "

"Yes ma'am Ill get one right away for you " runs off thankful to get away a break from Tracey.

..... As Tracey continues her Tirade Bob walks off to the restaurant alone, his head downcast, he reaches into his coat pocket and takes out a small card , hand made from pink cardboard and a large lace heart on the front , sighing sadly, he puts the card back in its hiding place.. it wasnt good enough for Tracey anyways, Bob things to himself , I should have gotten something better.

..... Sitting at a small table at the back of the restaurant , he glances over the menu a passing waiter drops by , trying to decide what he wants.

"Bonjour Monsieur , Bienevue " A waiter says placing some cutlery on the table

"Oh Hi , Im sorry , I don't speak French, Im from Idaho " Bob replies

"Do..you..speak.. English " Bob asks very slowly, but politely

"Of course monsieur , would you like to order something from the Bar ? "

" Umm no thanks I don't drink.. " Bob Begins reading the menu " Wow , 5 dollars for an iced tea from long island ? it must be good at that price ?"

" Qui monsieur, we only serve the best "

"Ok Ill have one them iced teas then"

"Tres Bon monsieur " The waiter leave to get Bob his drink as he begins to think about his upcoming match with Will. Will seemed like a nice enough guy , and was very luck to have such a pretty Fiancé.

..... All in all he could see Will being a friend, something he seemed to be in short supply of since signing up with the fed; Kat had decided to skip this show to spend more time with her friend Momo in New York, who was doing a lot better and hopefully would be out of the hospital soon.

..... But he couldnt see how he could be friends with Will after they have their match , for some reason they were in a Hardcore match, kinda hard to be friends with someone after a match like that... kinda hard to do much of anything after that.

"Your drink Monsieur " the waiter says placing a long glass on the Table beside Bob

"Thanks " bob says happily taking the glass and gulping it down

"Hey that is good iced tea ,hits the spot, can I have another ? " Bob asks

"Of course monsieur... " The waiter says somewhat taken aback at how quickly bob gulped down the drink

'I guess Ill have to talk to him about it' Bob thought to himself, He's been here longer than I have , Im sure he won't take it personally. Hmm maybe if I can

"Your drink Monsieur " the waiter says placing another glass Bob

"Thanks " Bob says gratefully chugging it down

"Can I have another please ?"

"Monsieur , are you sure.. you have already had two . . "

"Yeah I sure, was a long flight and Im very thirsty ?"

"As you wish monsieur " the waiter replies

..... Bob reaching for his coat , takes out the carefully made valentine card he made for Tracey and looks it over for a bit , while doing so the waiter comes by and delivers another drink. Too bad Tracey isnt here he thought to himself , she would have loved these iced teas. Kat would have too , although she's in New York, she probably has all the iced teas she could want ! Digging back into his coat he pulls out another envelope , inside is another card , had made with a drawing of a cat on the outside and a small poem within.

"Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
your a great person
and my best friend too"


"I wish Kat didnt leave so quick, I never got a chance to give her this " he thought sadly to himself , but his thoughts are interupted as the waiter brings him another iced tea.

"Tanks a lot, cans I have another one pwease " Bob says slurring his speech somewhat

"Of course monsieur coming right up" the waiter says somewhat dubiously.



..... An hour later , after their luggage finally arrives , and after Tracey manages to obtain a rather large discount for her "troubles" , Tracey with a self satisfied smirk walks off in search of the restaurant Bob had mentioned. She was confident this time he could get Bob into a Hotel before he could cause her any headaches.

..... Reaching the restaurant , she scans all the tables, but strangely Bob doesnt seem to be sitting at any of them , " Oh no , how could he get lost so quickly " Tracey begins to think when suddenly she hears a loud , somewhat familiar voice laughing loudly at the Bar. Sitting there is some man, she doesnt know, with several empty glasses in front of him , and sitting beside him is..

"Ok Ok " Bob says trying to stop laughing

"stop mes if you've heard this ones before" Bob stays in a slurred voice, swaying back a fro a bit on his bar stool

"Ok Ok ok ,this naked blonde walkth into a bar wif a poodle under one arm,hehehe , and a two-foot salami,heheheh , you gonna love this, under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink.?" Bob has to stop a moment as he starts to giggle

"sorry about that, hehe , Then the Naked Blonde says "..

"BOB ! ! ARE YOU DRUNK ? ? " Tracey ask in disbelief

"Course Im not drunk lady , if I were drunk would I be able to do this.." Bob suddenly loses his balance and falls off his stool. causing both him and the man he was drinking with to go into a fit of hysterical laughter.

"BOB ! We're leaving ! !" Tracey says angrily

Bob looks up and recognition finally crosses his face

"Oh sh... " Bob begins to say

" NOW !" Tracey cuts him off as she helps him to her feet.

Pulling the staggering form of Bob with her , they make their way out of the airport , the man bob was drinking with still laughing.

"Hey wait a thec !" he calls suddenly out, what about the poodle ? "

Re: Long island iced Tea
      #4804361 - 02/20/04 09:21 PM

Will 007

I'm apathetic? Meh...

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A heavy roar of laughter comes from outside the door, echoing out throughout the hallway. It's nearly 2 AM, the pitch black too thick to see through inside the room. And this infernal racket is keeping any sleep from happening. A couple of elders start to fidget in bed and argue amongst the noise.

"Guh....go check who that is and tell them to shut the hell up..."

"Why bother?"

"I NEED SLEEP!"

And yet neither gets up to do a thing about it, both too lazy to even attempt to stop the noise, only hoping the noise would eventually stop. The laughter continues in the hotel, the level below and above even able to hear it.

"God Bob, you just had to get your ass drunk, didn't you?!"

"Hehe.......you said ass..."

Another hysterical fit is thrown, cursing now being heard through the multiple doors to "Shut the f-"....well you get the idea. And yet Bob is oblivious to all noise around him besides that belonging to Tracey.

Tracey: Quiet down before we get thrown out of this building!

Bob: Ok....I'm sorry.....I'll be shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Tracey smacks her head in frustration, annoyed that Bob is acting like a 5 year old instead of the 10 year old he usually acts as. Finally the two reach what is Bob's room, Tracey taking his card key and quickly inserting and pulling it back out, opening the door and taking Bob by the arm as if he were a small child. She shoves him onto the bed after removing the sheets and places them back on tightly, Bob somewjat struggling but accepting it.

Tracey: Bob, you are gonna STAY in this bed for the night....you're not gonna go anywhere, and to make sure, I'm gonna lock the doors when I leave.

Bob: But.......but I don't want to feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub.

Another fit of laughter until he realizes Tracey has long left, the door slamming hard behind her. He shuts up, hating to be alone, but remembers the Valentine he left in his pocket. He grabs it out, looking at its beautifully simple design, and places it on the nightstand next to him. He slowly shuts his eyes, both lids heavy from the alcohol consumption, and finally falls asleep.

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4 AM, about 2 hours later, a late arrival....arrives. The couple go into the hotel lobby and quickly get their room, wanting to get what little sleep they could.

"So tired.....damn flight....damn luggage....."

The two slowly make their way up the stairs to the 4th floor.

Hangovers, headaches, and heartaches
      #4804953 - 02/21/04 03:19 PM

Termin

Silent Bob

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RING RING

the phone in bobs room chimes out , Bob is out like a light though and doesnt stir

RING RING

again, Bob doesnt make a move, but is flat on his back , save for the rise and fall of his chest he is completely still.

RING RING

His eyelids flutter slightly

RING RING

This time Bob groans in his sleep and turns over onto his side, pulling a pillow over his head, the phone somehow seems unnaturally loud

RING RING

"I don't want to go to school ma.. " he mutters in his sleep

RING RING

Bob's eyes open , now facing the window , the bright morning light is illuminating the room , but instead of a warm welcoming glow , to Bob its harsh and causes him to wince in discomfort

RING RING

Bob sits up groggily , he slept in his clothes the entire night, his shirt and pants are all wrinkled, and his head feels like a woodpecker has taken residence.

RING RING

Once again Bob winces at irritating sound of the phone but he somehow manages to move over to the phone

RING ..

The horrendous sound of the phone finally ends as Bob picks up the receiver and speaks , in a very quiet and weak voice.

"Hello..." he manages to whisper, even the hushed tone of his voice sends a shock of pain to his head

"Bob-san , are you there ?" a Familiar voice asks

"Ouch.. please don't yell.." Bob responds rubbing his head

"Bob-san, are you ok ?.. " the voice asks with a mix of concern and confusion

"I think so.." Bob pauses for moment trying to remember the name of who's he talking too.

" KAT ! HOW ARE YOU DOING ? " Recognition finally sinks into his fogged mind, although he immediately regrets his outburst as his headache worsens.

"Im fine Bob-san , I just called to tell you Momo is doing really well and should be out of the hospital soon "

"That's great.. do you think you can make it to Montreal before the show ?" Bob asks weakly

"Im sorry Bob-san, but I hope to be there for the next one.. Bob-san are you ok .. you don't sound very well . . "

"Yeah Im ok.. just didnt sleep very well.. "

There is a loud knock at the Door

"Bob are you awake yet , its almost 11 o'clock "

"Yeah Im awake Tracey Ill be right there

"Kat , Tracey is here , Ill talk to you later ok ? oh send my best to Momo please "

"Ok Bob-san, see you soon" Kat answers hanging up the phone , the soft gentle click of the connection closing sounding like a loud gong in bob's Head.

"Bob are you dressed ? You can't stay in Bed all day " Tracey's asks

"Yeah im dressed Ill be right there " Bob says as he makes his way to the door, just as he's about to

Getting out of bed Bob manages groggily make his way to the door " Be right there Tracey " Bob says as he reaches for the door knob and struggles to open the door.

"Um Tracey ? . . I think the door is broke bob says as he struggles with the door

"Bob, have you tried unlocking it ? ?" Tracey asks impatiently

"oh yeah, sorry" Bob replies as he tries to unlock the door , his headache feels even worse as he struggles with the lock for a few moments.

"Bob what are you doing ?" Tracey asks impatiently

"Trying to unlock the door" Bob replies as he struggles with the doorknob

"Of for crying out loud... " Tracey mutters under her breath " Get away from the door Ill open it". Tracey reaches into her purse and pulls out a key, but as she puts it in, she notices the door knob seems to be moving of its own accord.

"Bob ! leave the door alone so I can open it " Tracey yells , the door knob quiets as Bob replies meekly "Sorry"

Tracey finally gets the Door open and there Bob , standing in the door way, unshaven, in the same clothes, with a week smile on his face

"Bob ! for cryin out loud your still wearing last nights clothes ? and you havent showered yet " She says disgustedly.

"Ok Bob, get cleaned up and meet me downstairs for breakfast ok ?" Tracey replies annoyed " And make it fast ! we only have an hour to get to that autograph signing " she adds as she turns around and walks away.

"Ok " Bob replies as he closes the door. Upset over disappointing Tracey he makes his way over to the bed to grab some fresh clothes and sees on the nightstand the Valentine card he ever so lovingly made for Tracey. He picks it up to look at it momentarily, and once again he's reminded of just how simple and dumb looking the card must be for someone like Tracey. Sadly , he drops the card into the trash can and makes his way to the shower.

The card lands softly in the trashcan , open. a small poem ,carefully handwritten ,is visible for anyone who cares to read it , simple but sincere just like its author , but never to be seen by whom it was intended for.

Late Night's Sleep
      #4805382 - 02/21/04 10:09 PM

Will 007

I'm apathetic? Meh...

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Buuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

A quick, heavy hand slaps the alarm clock, nearly breaking it by force. The time is 10:15 AM, Will's heavy eyelids barely able to open with the bright light of the sun in his eyes. He gently grabs Amber's arm and gets it off, trying to quietly get out of bed without disturbing her. Yet she too heard the alarm, and sighs groggily as she opens her eyes and watches Will get up, only in his underwear, walking into the shower.


"Think we need to wake so early, Will? We got so little sleep......"

He turns back, a bit startled that Amber has waken up, but quickly smirks.

"It's never bad to get a nice start on the day. Besides, I could go for some breakfast."

"Hmmmmmmmmm....some food would be good. Take your shower quick so I can take one."

"I will if you promise not to take 20 minutes in there again......"

A soaring pillow nearly hits Will in the face if he hadn't moved at the last second. He quickly runs into the bathroom before Amber could throw any other nearby object at him.

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The couple have finally made there way to the restaurant lobby, fresh clothes on and sitting down to two steaming cups of coffee. After their orders had been taken, Amber takes a long sip of hers after adding some cream and sugar......the taste very refreshing, soothing. She smiles as she places the cup down, seeing a look of pleasure on Will's face.

Amber: Feeling better?

007: Very much so......just needed some rest.

The waiter comes back, setting a bowl of fruit in the center of the table, an omellette in front of Will, and a Belgium waffle in front of Amber. Amber reaches for a piece of cantaloupe, savoring it's sweet taste, as Will's mind wanders to other matters.....

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"But....but I committed no such crime. This has to be a mistake."

"Sorry sir, but we got orders for your arrest."

"From who?"

"Classified information."

Yet he knew.

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"Will?"

Caught off guard, Will snaps back into the present and looks back at Amber.

Amber: You might want to start eating before your food gets cold.

007: Right, right......

He grabs his fork and cuts into the cheesy omellette, taking a bite......a look of satisfaction on his face. Delicious.

Suddenly he drops his fork, seeing something he didn't expect at all. Amber notices and turns in the direction he's looking.

Walking down the stairs is Tracey, closely followed by Bob, who seems to be tripping over himself a bit, his face obviously flushed.

Will stands up, pushing his chair away from himself, and cupping his hands to his mouth.


007: Hey Bob!

A headache ridden Bob turns to see Will, instantly gaining a grin on his face.

Bob: Hey Will!

Bob starts to walk over, but Tracey quickly grabs his arm.

Tracey: Bob, we don't have time for a chat.....besides, that's your opponent!

Bob: He's also my friend.....just for a little bit, I promise. Besides, we have plenty of time.

Tracey reluctantly follows him to Will's table, both pulling a seat to sit down.

007: You guys wanna share some coffee?

Bob: Ah yes, some coffee would be great! I have a terrible....

Tracey quickly bumps her elbow hard into Bob's chest, stopping him mid sentence.

Tracey: He just has a small headache.....

A waiter comes over with two more cups, pouring the hot coffee in. While Tracey adds cream to hers, Bob just drinks his strong. He lets out a satisfyinh sigh after placing the cup back down.

Bob: Now that hits the spot!

007: Bob, I want to talk to you......about our match.

Bob: Yes......I'm not too happy about it either.

007: That's why I want to stick it to Acid.

Bob's expression of happiness is gone, replaced with a serious look upon his face.

Bob: How so?

007: Not fighting by his rules.....

A promise made in montreal, and earl
      #4806069 - 02/22/04 03:07 PM

Termin

Silent Bob

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"But won't we get into trouble ?" Bob asks concerned

" No Bob, not all all , Bob a hardcore rules match which means anything goes we can do anything we want " Will answers , smiling.

"Ok.. I think.. " Bob says a confused look on his face, as he pauses to rub his sore head

" Bob you ok ? " Will asks

" yeah.. think I got some bad imported iced tea last night.. guess it wasnt fresh "

"Imported Iced Tea ? " Will asks confused

"Yeah from long island I think" Bob answers

Will stares momentarily at Bob , speechless ,and then looks to amber for some sort of help, she only shrugs , and stifles a small chuckle.

" Bob are you saying your drank LONG island iced teas ?" Will asks..

"Yeah , had about 5-6 .. ouch" Bob is interrupted as Tracey elbows him in the side

"Im sorry Bob , my elbow slipped " Tracey replies

"Anyways Bob what do you think about the match , I don't like what Acid is doing and Im sure the only reason he's doing it is because Lance is afraid to meet either of us in a fair fight, so I saw we give them a match, but we fight OUR way" Will says

"So no chairs or ladders any of that stuff then ? " Bob asks

"Exactly" Will replies

"Its a deal !" Bob says , extending his hand with a large smile, and with that the two men shake hands sealing the bargain.

Tracey just watches in disbelief at the exchange.. how can Bob do this ? he has a chance to beat this man and go for a Title ? ? How can he do this to me ? ? My God will I ever get rid of this man, she thinks to herself.

" Bob, we have to get to that autograph signing now .. and discuss something " Tracey says standing up.

" Oh ok, see you later Will , Nice to see you again Amber" he says flashing his most sincere smile. He drops down some money for the coffee's as Tracey leads him away.

" Will . . . He seems like a nice enough guy.. but are you sure you can trust him ?" Amber asks concerned

" Amber , he just left 2 bucks for the coffee he drank, he could have easily stiffed me for that bill.. how many wrestlers do you know who woundnt walk away without paying their bill if given the chance " Will says smiling

" Hmmm.. well Including Bob ? " Amber pauses for a moment, smiling broadly while Will nods in reply " Id have to say one" she manages to get out before she starts to laugh.


Tracey leads Bob out of the restaurant silently until well out of earshot of both Will and Amber..

"Bob, WHAT do you think your doing ?" Tracey says angrily

"What do you mean .. " Bob begins

" Bob, WILL is your opponent ! ! you just can't go around making deals with the people who are trying to beat you !! " Tracey interrupts Bob

" Tracey, Will is a good guy , and im sure I can

"Your not going to say you trust him do you ? how long have you known him ??" Tracey interrupts once again.

"Tracey , he's a good guy, I just know it ok ? I can trust him"

"Bob !.. " Tracey begins to yell as they come to the foyer set up for the wrestlers to sign autographs , causing many people to stare at her

"Is here . . " Tracey manages to compose herself " To sign autographs she says smiling politely"

"Bob dear, take your seat please " Tracey says smiling, clenching her teeth and handing him a pen, as a middle aged fan wearing dark glasses and a long trench coat , nervously looking back and forth, steps up for an autograph.

"Hi there " Bob says somewhat quietly, still feeling the effect of the hangover, but managers to smile nonetheless.

"Who should I make this out too" Bob ask as the man hands him a photograph to sign.

"Could you make it out to Earl please ?" Earl asks quietly

"Sure thing Earl " Bob says as he signs the photo

"Earl, do I know you ? you look familiar" Bob asks as he hands the photo back over to him.

"No , you dont " Earl answers nervously "You don't know me, Ive barely ever come to Montreal.. I mean I never been to Montreal before, ever, first time in Canada too, yeah, look I got to run see you" Earl replies as he rushes away, pulling his trench coat tight about him.

Hmm strange person.. seems scared for some reason.. why would someone named Earl be so nervous in a city such a Montreal ? ? Bob thinks to himself as he continues to sign autographs.
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