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Team 007 vs Team Dynasty |
Tex: Folks I just want to say... damn this is never easy Banter: Go ahead Tex... Tex: ... well... how else do I say it? The 411fed staff and crew would like to acknoweledge the passing of Codek... and in his honor we would like to do a saulte to codek... The arena goes completely black... and the static comes on to the screen... It's Codeks Final entrance. The crowd doesn't know what quite to do as they aren't sure whether it is a work or for real. I mean... how often does one really die in pro wrestling? Needless to say... its hard to accept.. the static fades... as does the music Tex: Well it appears as if Team Dynasty will be entering to the ring first... "AH HA HA HA HA!!" ** A wicked laugh booms throughout the arena, followed by a deep bassline. ** **Acid's face appears on the tron, black surrounding it. He laughs deeply, evily.** "What's beef? Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep (don't sleep) Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets (ain't safe) Beef is when I see you Guaranteed to be an ICU (I see you) one more time What's beef? (What's beef) Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep (Start my Jeep) Beef is when you roll no less than thirty deep (thirty deep) Beef is when I see you Guaranteed to be an ICU, check it (I see you)" **Acid's mouth growing and growing, until it's turned inside out, his tongue replaced by a black hill, dark blue sky above.** "There'll be nothin but smooth sailin (sailin) When I spit shots, now your crew's bailin (bailin) All I got is heat and tough talk for you (uh-huh) Tie you up, cut your balls off just to use (oooh) Man listen straight torture, look what that slick shit bought ya A first class ticket to Lucife, real name Cristopher Watch me set it off like Vivica" **Walking steadily over the hill are the silhouettes of Lance Canada, Coren, Eric, Jack and Bamlicious. The only light coming from Bam's cigar.** "Here lies your demise, close your eyes (uh-huh) Think good thoughts, die while your skin start to glisten Pale blue hands get cold, your soul's risen It's bad cause I just begun, we'll make the real bad now we's havin fun!" **The five men keep walking, closer and closer to the screen, becoming more and more visible. All are clad in expensive suits, tailor made, and it shows. They keep walking, right through the screen.** "AH HA HA HA HA!!" **Lance Canada, Coren, Eric and Jack all appear on the ramp, in their wrestling attire. Acid's face again booms across the tron.** **The four men make their way down the ramp, towards the ring. Coren and LC speak to each other, unheard, but the looks on their faces give away their arrogance. Jack remains cold, uncaring. Eric is still a mystery, his face hidden entirely behind his mask. ** Banter: And that makes up the three members of Team Dynasty, plus their manager. Tex: We can now expect the members of Wills Team to make their way down any moment... ‘The Riverboat Song’ from Ocean Colour Scene comes out through to the Arena... and it plays... and plays... but Blaine is nowhere to be seen... the music stops Banter: Where the hell is Johnny Blaine at? Tex: I don't know The song starts once more... and still no Johnny... Banter: I guess he is no showing Tex: And giving up that 4 on 3 advantage that Team 007 would have had the Dynasty Batner: Well fortuneatly for Lances Team it looks to be an even fight now Kat begins to make her way out from the backstage area... eyeballing her three opponents in the ring as it is. After a slow methodical pace to the ring... and after anticpating a plan of attack... she decides teh best idea is to wait for her other teamates to come down to the ring before an assualt... "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynard Skynard is now playing... and Bob steps onto the ramp from behind the curtain. There are no lyrics for the song... just the music itself... by the time he gets to the ramp he also decides to wait for teh final member of their team before stepping in to confront the dynasty... Tex: And here comes teh team captain... Will... 007 ""Lying From You" by Linkin Park paves the way for the former 411fed World Champion to make his entrance. The crowd going completely apecrap all the while. Will steps out and practically bathes in the adoration of the crowd... he runs down the ramp... and slides into the ring to end this feud... his two partners follow merely a second behind... Team 007 begins to lay into their opponents so viciously that they are constantly being forced backwards... Team dynasty is eventually beaten so hard that they are knocked over the top ropes and down to the floor The ref begins to take this oppurtunity by establishing some order... he forces Bob and Will to step out of the ring thus making Kat the legal man. Team Dynasty is on the floor re-grouping... they send Eric up first... The bell Rings... and almost instantaneously Kat lays into Eric with a chop... another chop... another chop... and Eric then ducks under the 4th chop and comes back up with a head to the jaw. tex: Did he mean to do that? Banter: Does it really matter? Still hurt Tex: Touche' Kat stumbles back clenching her jaw and shes comes back in with a plethora of kicks... some to the side... others to the knees... and an occasiaonal one to the side of the skull... she finishes up the lightening fast combo with a kick to the guy... she throws her arm over Eric's head and hits a Bulldog DDT. She goes for a cover 1 .. ... 2 .. ... Eric kicks out with some room to spare. Both competitors are rising to their feet but Kat is the first there... and sweeps Erics legs out from under him. Causing him to fall down once again... But he pops up again... and is met with a heart kick to the... well... heart. It sends him back to his corner... adn accidently forces a tag with Coren... The ref begins to signal for Coren to get in... and Eric to step out... Coren... mightly pissed off by the mishap... steps in... but by that time Kat is allready on the ropes... Coren goes to bring her down... But Kat is in mid air attempting a Missle Drop Kick It is a failed attempt as Coren side-steps it and uses his hands to add to the momentum into the ground. While Kat is down still licking her wounds Coren siezes the moment by executing a picture perfect standing moonsault. He goes for the cover 1 .. ... 2 .. ... No. Kat kicks out. Coren, almost expecting the pin attempt to fail, grabs her by her hair... and stands her up... she goes back into the ropes and is met with a Handspring double chin kick compliments of Coren, sending her right back down to the mat...motionless. He goes for the cover again 1 .. ... 2 .. ... KAt kicks out in the nick of time... Corens frustration is now showing... He stands up... and KAt begins to rise to her feet... But Coren unloads a barrage of kicks to the girl. Each one making her a little slower on the rise. Each one focusing on her upper back. Her neck. Her head. Coren releases for a moment and goes over to his corner to huddle with his teamates and discuss strategy... Kat slowly military crawls her to the near center of the ring.... Coren is still talking plans... KAt is 5 feet feet away from the tag Coren turns around and notices the attempting tag KAt is 4 feet away from the tag Coren runs over to the downed competitor Kat makes a jump for the tag... Coren just barely catches her foot KAts tag falls a few inches short. Coren Irish whips her into the opposite corner... his teams corner... He rushes at her with a cross body and nails it... causing Kat to stagger out of the corner... Coren jumps onto the top rope... Kat turns around only to find Coren doing a shining wizard to her head, that literally spins her around and launches her almost all the way across the ring Tex: HOLY CRAP!!!! Banter: That was a brutal shining wizard from the Bleeder Champion!!!! 1 .. ... 2 .. ... KICKOUT?! No, her arm broke the plane of the ropes, barely, and the ref caught it. Coren is less than pleased, He drags her over to the corner, and in comes Lance Canada. He jerks Kat to her feet, only to drop her neck across the top rope. He vaults over and grabs her neck on the way down, delivering a brutal bulldog variation across the rope. Kat flies back into the ring. Tex: That's uncalled for Banter: So is Bob's attempt to interfere! Bob is in the ring now, attempting to stop the brutal beating Kat is suffering. He's headed off by Coren, and before Will can interfere, Eric comes flying off the top rope with a sommersault plancha, taking both men to the arena floor. The referee loses all control of the match as he checks on Eric and Will. Meanwhile, Lance jerks Bob's feet from under him and drags him to the outside. Coren slaps his hands together, then goes back to work on Kat. He pulls Kat to her feet, but just as quickly hits a german suplex with a bridge. 1! 2! 3! Kat's done! Or she would be if the referee were back in the ring. Unfortunately for Coren, he isn't, as outside the other four wrestlers brawl. Or 3, rather, as Eric has his back to them on the apron. Suddenly he runs up the three ropes and corkscrews off, spinning into a cross body, which takes down everyone but Lance Canada. He pulls his compatriot up onto the apron with him, and indicates to the ref to get back in the ring. Banter: Stupid ref. What's he think he's doing out there? Tex: Refereeing? Banter: More like favoring Will's team! Coren scoop slams Kat, leaving her set with her back to Team Dynasty's corner. He then makes his way to the top rope and lies in wait. Kat gets to her feet..she turns..just in time to see Coren going overhead. Tex: She turned..oh no.. Banter: BRUTAL! Coren continues on, executing Death From Above, except due to Kat's movement, it becomes a reverse DDT. The moment of impact seems to drive all the life out of her, and Coren makes the cover. 1! 2! 3! Ring Announcer: Kat is ELIMINATEEEED It is now Bob in the ring taking on Coren... Bob attempts a tie-up considering he is the by FAR the bigger of the two... but Coren dodges it and hits a bob-holly like dropkick to Bobs chest... Bob doesn't fall... but steps back from the momentum. When Coren rises to his feet... he notices tha Bob hardly budged.. During Corens suprise Bob scoops him for a body slam... and causes Coren to bounce off of the mat. Bob bends over to pick coren up but the sneaky bastard pokes Bob in the eye... giving Coren a moment to tag Eric back in. Eric paces around the ring a little... and Bob, after regaining his composure... charges at Eric only to have Eric dodge and Bob run directly into the turnbuckles.... knocking teh wind out of him... Tex: Bobs a big boy... but you know what they say dont you? Banter: You're not gonna use that stupid "the bigger they are.. they harder they fall" line are you? Tex:......... no..... not anymore anyway.... Eric walks up to the winded giant and continues the pain by planting his knees into Bobs side repeatedly... not giving him a shance to catch his much needed breath... Bob stops the assault by launching Eric to the other side of teh ring with a strong push... Bob goes over and casually makes the tag to Will... giving Bob a moment to gather himself... The crowd erupts that their hero has entered the ring... and the reaction is enough to cause Eric to second guess himself... He steps over to his corner... and prepares to tag... but changes his mind at the last second The two pace around each other for a moment... and then tie up... yet they continue the circling as they are each fighting for position... but Will seizes the moment by hitting a Snap suplex on Eric... they both pop right up again... another snap suplex...pop up again... and one more snap suplex for good measure... they pop up again... but now Eric has learned his lesson and doesnt charge on Will... He pauses to regroup. They tie up again... And Eric Whips Will to the ropes... Eric goes to the opposite ropes... and Lance lifts his knee to hurt Wills back upon impact with the ropes... Will turns aroudn and clocks Lance with a forearm... sending him to the floor... Will turns around and is met by an acid drop... Eric goes for the cover... 1 .. ... 2 .. ... Will kicks out in time. If barely. Eric continues the assault, hitting a second rope legdrop. He bounces off the ropes and baseball slides into Will, a brutal kick to the former champ's shoulder. He pulls Will up, only to aim a flying tackle at his adversary. Unfortunately for him, Will ducks, and Eric flies out of the ring. But not before Lance can make contact, becoming the legal man. Tex: Bad news for Eric Banter: And worse news for Will. Lance steps into the ring and gestures at Will to bring it, as Will warily circles. The two go for a lockup, but neither can get an advantage, and so they step apart, waiting to see who will go next. Will makes the first move, stepping forward and unloading a right hand on Lance's face. Lance locks the arm and sweeps the former world champ's legs out from under him. He immidiately drops an elbow to Will's sternum. A second elbow meets canvas, and the two are once more facing each other. This time it's Lance who makes the first move, charging forward, ducking an attempted clothesline by Will and hitting a swinging neckbreaker. He goes for a followup, but Will is up surprisingly fast and drops Lance HARD with a clothesline. Coren immidiately tackles Will through the 2nd and 3rd ropes... knocking him to the outside... The ref out of frustration declares Bob and Lance the Legal men...Lance whom is just getting to his feet after the clothesline... Bob puts him in a side headlock to squeeze the life out of the Canadian... Lance tries to lift the big man with a german suplex... but the sheer size and power of the man makes it impossible... Coren and Will have finally made it back to their respective corners... The Neck lock continues... Eric begins to step through the ropes... causing the ref to attend to the Bleeder champion... Lance takes the chance and Nut shots the big man... Tex: Looks like the big man does have a weakness... Banter: Yeah... something you sorely lack Tex... Tex: Shut up ya prick... Banter: Prick eh? At least I have one... Tex: .......... While the big man is bending over in pain... Lance goes over and fireman carries Bob to the mat... and then as fluid as water he goes over and locks in the half crab. Bob is in alot of pain.. in both his genital region and his leg... Lance is unrelenting with the hold... But Bob continues to stay strong... he gets ready to tap... but pulls his hand back... and continues the fight. He makes his way to the corner... slowly... trying to get that tag... Will is waiting for it... The crowd is going nuts... Lance is pulling hard... Bob is struggling his way over there... he almost gets it... but Lance pulls him back to the cetner of the ring... Where Bob gives one last boost of energy and kicks Lance off of him with the sheer force of his massive legs. Bob goes over to try to make the tag to Will... but Lance drags him by his foot back to the center of the ring... and picks him up...he goes for a spinnning neckbreaker... but is stopped mid swing by Bob... Bob throws his arms around the IC champ... and squeezes... he spins him around in mid air... and Lance is now in an upside down Bearhug Banter: ITS THE HEIMLICH!!!! Tex: NO WAY LANCE CAN FIGHT THAT! Banter: And its not like he can crawl to the ropes or anything either... Lance is turning red... but twitching a little Bob continues the hold Lance is now purple... and motionless The ref checks on the champ... He is unconcious... no, a hand up! Bob just lets go... causing Lance to land directly on his head... Tex: He fought it.. Banter: Toldya so! Coren makes the distraction, running over to the 007 side of the ring to engage Will. Meanwhile, Eric launches a missle dropkick on Bob, then pulls Lance back to his own corner. He immidiately tags in as the ref looks at him, but Bob's tagged in Will as well. Just as Will's entering the ring, Coren twists the ropes, tangling up his leg. Will stumbles forward as Bob drops down to take care of Coren while Lance rests on the outside. Eric stands just out of Will's reach as Will tries to free his foot, poorly leveraged for the situation. Eric comes in for an attack, kicking Will hard in the side. Will reacts by getting up on one foot. He's easily knocked down once more, as Eric feints in, then steps back out of range, causing Will to overextend himself. Moving fast, Eric gets to the top rope and jumps off, smashing his leg down atop the back of Will's neck, driving him into the canvas with a guillotine face driver. He frees Will's leg and makes the cover. 1! 2! KICKOUT?! Banter: What? SLOW COUNT! Tex: An incredible move, but Will has the heart of a champion Banter: And the brains of a dumbass Eric wastes no time with his next move, as he goes to the top rope again, and leaps off, feet flying forward over head for a shooting star press. But be it from the drain of the match, a mistimed jump, or sheer chance..Eric's head doesn't quite come around, and his head makes a sickening thud upon impact. An impact that leaves him draped across Will. The ref has no choice but to count 1! 2! 3! Ring Announcer: WILL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Tex: This..that was.. Banter: This, this just is awful. The emergency team comes down at once, urged on by the ref. They shine a penlight in Eric's eyes as the immobilize his neck and work to strap him to the stretcher. Ring Announcer: By decision of the referee, who has declared him unable to continue, ERIC HAS BEEN ELIMINATED The EMTs roll Eric up the ramp as Will comes too, and is told he must leave. A few choice words are all he has for the referee as he heads to the ramp. Lance has a lot more to say, but he lets his fists speak for him, pummeling Will in the back. The two continue to brawl up the ramp as the referee counts up to Lance's elimination, having just named him the legal man. He reaches ten, and with Lance showing no signs of returning, having gone behind the curtain at the top of the ramp, the referee signals him out as well. Ring Announcer: As result of a countout..LANCE CANADA IS ELIMINATED! And just as if his words were a signal to action, a loud crunch is heard, and Will falls back into view, then rolls down the ramp. The cause of his movement, six feet, nine inches of shovel wielding ferocity. Jack is back. He and Lance casually stroll down the ramp to continue their work. Banter: In under a minute we've had three eliminations! Tex: And Will's being brutalized out there..someone stop this. Bob now makes his way across the ring to Coren but is distracted by the happenings outside... Coren tries for the quick rollup... 1 .. ... 2 .. ... Bob kicks out sending Coren across the ring... By the time Bob makes his way to his feet Coren is allready in the air coming off of the ringpost... but Bob catches him.. and powerslams him into the mat. 1 .. ... 2 .. ... Coren kicks out with a millisecond to spare. Bob raises Coren up and goes for a front bear hug on the Bleeder Champion... Meanwhile on the outside Jack and Lance continue the assault on Will. Lance has him locked in a half crab while Jack is repeatedly kicking Will in the face. Will by now is a Bloody mess... Ultima comes rushing down the ramp causing Lance to break the hold... Ultima gives lance a fist... a fist for jack... another for lance... another for Jack... until both are knocked off their feet... Utlima continues to fend the two of them off till Will rises to his feet. At that ponit it becomes a four man brawl... Back in the ring... Coren is starting to lose it to the big man... the bear hug has been wearing him down... Coren tries one last escape... multiple head buts to the face... Bob lets go as he is now bleeding profusly through the nose... Banter: Brilliant counter! And Bob's bleeding too. Tex: What's Coren got in his hand? Banter: It looks like a rope knife from beneath the ring! Tex: Doesn't he know this isn't a Bleeder rules match? Banter: I don't think he cares.. Now the attack begins in earnest. Blood has been shed, and the warrior is awakened. The cut across his eyebrow gives him an evil appearnce. A flurry of quick kicks follows, and then a snap suplex. But Bob, while slowed, isn't done. He's back up, and he immdiately sideslams Coren. A follow up belly to belly suplex leads into a cover. 1! 2! KICKOUT! Bob is up surprisngly fast, and he goes for a powerbomb. REVERSAL! Coren drives Bob's face into the mat, and follows up with a standing shooting star press. His attempt at a cover gets 1! 2! 2.93332! Tex: So many nearfalls! Banter: This is awesome, go COREN! Bob has a bit more left in the tank, and Coren knows it. As the big man gets to his feet, Coren runs over to the corner... and runs up the side... and jumps off immediately and kicks Bob square in the face. Bob is now staggered.. Coren goes up to the top rope again... and hits DEATH FROM ABOVE for good measure to finish the gentle giant off 1 .. ... 2 .. ... 3!!!! Announcer: AND THE WINNER... AND SOLE SURVIVOR... COREN!!!! Banter: An amazing win by Coren..he was incredible tonight! Tex: I'll give him some credit, that was good. What isn't so good, however, is Eric. Banter: He'll live..won't he? ..Tex? Tex: ..they don't know. It doesn't look good. We'll try to keep you updated... Banter: "I'm sure he'll be all right. The Dynasty is unstoppable, after all!" Tex: "Leave it to you... As glum as it may be, we now must move on to our next match, folks." Banter: "See, here's why I don't like MKick. He has this great opportunity to join an amazing group like The Dynasty, and he sulks around the entire time!" Tex: "You want to wind up like Eric, just keep it up. I'll drop your ass." Banter: "Wh-what?" Tex: "I SAID, MKick's team is set to take on WildChild's team. Interesting, as Wild and Kicker both has history with Acid!" |
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