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| Entry Twenty One: 23/12/01 |
| I'm scared, I think Virgin Radio have me under 24 hours surveillance. How have I realised this? They always play a David Grey song when I'm in the shower. I'm starting to get sick of him. |
| Entry Twenty Two: 8/02/02 |
| I think those boxes that have " | This Way Up" should have the writing upside down, because people who have put the box upside down have a slightly harder time reading the message, which is odd, because the message is intended for them. |
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| Entry Twenty Three: 8/02/02 |
| I think the way doctors call their work "practise" is very unnerving. I mean, what are they practising in preparation of? It also makes you think they aren't taking things as seriously as you would want them to: "The patient is dead" "Doesn't matter, we were only practising". |
| Entry Twenty Four: 8/02/02 |
| I think I've had a curse put on my house in recent months. Everything keeps breaking down. We've had to get a new fridge, a new shower, new cooker, new phone, my dad's blue van was stolen (because he left it with the keys in the ignition outside a shop. The police found it, but the sides of it have been painted white, but not down the middle, so now it has this big blue stripe down the middle of it, like some type of skunk. Strangely, even though the people who stole it started to paint it a different colour, they didn't bother changing the plates, which surely is the first thing you should do. Hmm, been playing gta3 too much. Funny thing is, they left their mobile phone in the van). Also, the light outside the porch went out, for the first time in about 20 years, certainly hasn't happened in the 16 years I've been alive to see it. I'm wondering what Egyptian God I may have pissed off. |
| Entry Twenty Five: 8/02/02 |
| Virgin Radio has stopped playing David Grey whenever I'm listening now. They play Dido everytime I am listening instead now. |
| Entry Twenty Six: 8/02/02 |
| Mental (donkey) note: never let my PC do two things at once, especially where Championship Manager is concerned. |
| Entry Twenty Seven: 8/02/02 |
| I was worrying slightly this week that I'm insensitive. Then I realised perhaps it's because I try too hard to amuse myself, rather than do what's right. Maybe I'm imagining the whole thing. |
| Entry Twenty Eight: 8/02/02 |
| Something distressed me this week. I found someone who actually reads Heat magazine. She was reading it out to her mates, saying stuff like "Look what she almost isn't wearing". This distressed me because it means the weak-minded, brainless women portrayed in patronising Celebrity gossip magazines actually DO exist. The girl I mentioned will probably end up head of marketing and advertising for Always, or something. |
| Entry Twenty Nine: 8/02/02 |
| I'm concerned about the Old-Skool comebacks that seem to be coming back. At the weekend, I saw a Lynx in the Queensmere GAME shop, and a Jaguar in the one on the High Street. Egde magazine did an Atari special this month. I've noticed a large number of long-balls being used effectively this season, or maybe I'm just imaginating that there's more of them, because of the FA Cup highlights on BBC1. I'm also hearing more crap 80s soft rock music. Or maybe that's just in the Chaplaincy. |
| Entry Thirty: 8/02/02 |
| Romantic scenes in films are really unrealistic. Say, the happy couple are flirting in the garden in the summer, and the man sprays the woman with the garden hose playfully. The women never then goes: "YOU STUPID FUCKING WANKER!!!! YOU'VE GOTTEN ME ALL FUCKING WET!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE CLOTHES COST, YOU INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!! NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE CLOTHES, BECAUSE YOU STUPID CHILDISH WANKER......." etc, etc. |
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