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Jokes About
Indians
My daughter is your reward
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them
in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful
daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and
during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to
every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man
who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large
splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and
screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as
though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side
with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was
impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be
done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the
one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter!
I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
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