| The Top Ten Best Television Shows EVER |
| 10. State of Grace - Good for if you are in the mood to watch a sappy comedy. 9. JAG - Stands for Judge Advocate General. Good for when you want to analyze and attempt to figure out some mystery. 8. Will and Grace - I love Jack and Karen (especially since Megan Mullaly spells her first name correctly). 7. Everybody Loves Raymond - I am convinced that this show was modeled off of my actual family. 6. Ed - I just plain love it. 5. Whose Line is it Anyway? - Very amusing, although Drew Carey thinks he is a lot funnier than he actually is. 4. Friends - What can I say - I'm a sixteen year old teenage girl. Joey's the best but Chandler has the funniest reactions. 3. Scrubs - SO FUNNY!!!!!!!! I especially loved the guest appearence by Brendan Fraser. Dr. Cox is hilarious. 2. The Cosby Show - While the show may be unbelievable sometimes (like when they went to Stevie Wonder's recording studio), it is still hilarious. I really love the one where Theo and Cockroach perform The Julius Caesar Rap. 1. M*A*S*H - Stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. A show that can make me laugh and cry all in the same episode. Definitely the best show ever. The one where Hawkeye is staying in a hut with a Korean family is the most amazing 30 minute monolouge I've ever seen (and the only one). Wow - I really need a hobby. |
| TO DO LIST: When in Spain.... @ Stick hand in fountain. Cry out, "Caray! ese pez rabioso un vez mas!" meaning "Damn! that rabid fish again!" Burst into tears on some random pedestrian's shoulder, clutching hand in agony. @ Approach another random pedestrian. Throw your arms around them and say with lust and passion, "Me da todo do tu amor" meaning ,"Give me all of your love." @ Go into a fast food place or a butcher's shop and say to the person at the counter, "Quiero noveciento pollos por favor" meaning, "I want nine hundred chickens please." @ While eating in a restaurant, approach yet another random person and say, "Tengo una cuchilla. Me da tu queso" meaning, "I have a knife. Give me your cheese." |
| I, I just died in your arms tonight. Must have been............... *something you said *that horrific odor *that African Zulu warrior you keep in your coat closet *those pirhanas in the fish tank under the bed *that nuclear testing plant down the street *those pirates that randomly pillage your house every now and then *that magical flying piano *that random rockslide *the AK-47 that you forgot to put the safety on *the large club that you beat me over the head with *perhaps it was Proffessor Plum in the dining room with the candlestick *or merely the hour-long chemistry class with Mr. Hannay *the blazing inferno *an encounter with maggots *the cyanide laced juice box *the can of peaches from 1969 *repeated viewing of any Britney Spears music video *the lice infested salad fork under your pillow This list was created lovingly for the general public by Megan and Katy, better know as Meg-meg/Megs and Katwai - Bob |
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