NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!, a sign has been found by follower James and Dani in the Grampians on the sacred Pinnacle Walk.
Clearly they have been blessed by Phuong and should feel very privileged. On behalf of the 188,992,2445,24 followers we have to this date.
Vanessa is the new MOTM(Member of the month) for her dedicated service to the art of phuong. Praise Phuong, Praise Vanessa.
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Although the Phuong Belief adds about 100,000 followers each week we have decided to mention one particular very special follower, Mizzi, with a particularly good skill. Speech Pathology. Now, to the average non-believer this may seem slightly irrelevant...but to smart believers (all of them) it is clearly apparent that these skills can be used to influence the masses on our weekly television spot on the Fox Network. Additionally, and by no means less important; is the fact that this follower is very sexy! This will also help us to dispense our opiate of the masses, as studies have shown that good looking people (all Phuong believers anyway) are significantly more believable than non believers. Until next update, Peace my friends.
Phuong Update!! 25/3/04: Sadly, the first update in over 2 years. Has the Phuong weakened? God no! Phuong was praised and resserected many a time at Father Jeremy's 21st birthday party. This marks the 6th birthday jeremy has experienced with the light of phuong. The present i gave him contained a relic of phuong. A page torn out of the original bible of phuong, the novel called 'Only the Heart'. The page also contained lots of the word 'phuong'. Praise thy phuong.
Phuong Update 30/9/01: Member of the month (MOTM): this prestigious award goes to Jana for her commitment to her new found belief. Congrulations for slapping an evil phuong supporter several times at a party reciently, keep up the good work. Phuong will be pleased. Remember, if you are a new follower, and show consistant and persistant dedication, you to could have the destinction of becomeing MEMBER OF THE MONTH. Special mention to a Jana's friend 'phuong' for haveing such a fantastic, sexy, outrageous and aewsome name, we salute you. Note: this is not the real phuong, do not shower her with gifts as you would the real Phuong.
Phuong Update 2/9/01: NEW PHUONG SHORTHAND! Also called 'Phingo' meaning 'phuong lingo'. PP = Praise Phuong. RR = resserect. DEP = Die Evil Phong
Phuong Update 20/8/01: A mega meeting of the phuong fathers, including all good fathers, and evil fathers, except for high brother efreak. Phuongs great powers greatly outnumbered the evil phuongs pathetic force. On phuongs side: Father Jeremy, father duffy, high brother madtron, brother bazzatron, brother jellitron. On evil phuongs side, simply evil fathers keenan and hugh. I, father duffy, decided to have a fight against evil faher hugh, which i beleive i was victorious. We phuong beleivers converted some un-expecting women at this party to beleive in phuong. It was a phuongessful (successful phuong) night.
Phuong Update 07/6/01: Another meeting of the fathers last night (6/6/01). But in stead of there only being the 2 fathers of phuong, there were also THE TWO EVIL FATHERS! Evil father Keenan and evil father hugh. They kept saying 'die phuong' whcih we quickly reversed with numerous 'RESSERECT's. But to father jeremy and duffy, this wasnt enough. We needed something that would get phuong and evil phuongs attention. Then it came clear to us that the only way at that time that we could increase phuongs power and reduce the power of evil phuong, was to phuongitise the trampoline that was in the middle of this party. We used the ancient phuong ritual 'phuongaline'. Phuongaline is where the 2 fathers at once jump alternativly on the trampoline. When father jeremy gets to the top of his jump, he screams 'PRAISE' as loud as he can, then when father duffy gets to the top of his jump, he screams 'PHUONG'. Other forms of phuongaline include 'Resser' and 'ect', 'die' 'evil' 'phuong', and also 'www dot' 'how' 'dot' 'to' 'slash' 'phuong'. PRAISE THY PHUONG.
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For all the uneducated people of the phuong we will now try to teach you the art of phuong.
Phuong has been around since the dawn of time, but luckily it has only been discovered recently by some very lucky people. Their titles are "Father Jeremy" and "Father Duffy".
They are the true believers in the art of phuong.
There are currently about 50 (million) people around the world worshipping phuong. They are reffered to as 'sisters and brothers' of phuong. They are all treated equally by phuong.
Here are some steps to gain "at oneness" with the king of kings.
PHUONG
Click the ressurect button as much as possible, even if this involves sleep deprivation, this will be very well looked upon by Phuong.
If you are not at out site, write "Ressurect" on a piece of paper and circle it as many times as possible. This will be very well looked upon by Phuong.
EVIL PHUONG
If you see evil phuong anywhere. Kill it.
DIE KEENAN!!!!!!!!!!!! RESSERECT!!!!!!!!
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Keenan is the ruler of evil phuong and he must be stopped or the world wil come to an end. Phuong will remain invinsable as long as mortals are doing steps 1 and 2.
Stare at the light of phuong (above) for as long as possible without blinking. If you must blink, you can, but you must continue to stare at it. Phuong will be pleased if you do this.
Love thy PHUONG!
Love thy Phuong MORE that you love yourself. A true phuong believer would, without though, sacrifice thet're self for phuong.
If you wish to contact phuong to ask for advice or anything else, money, food, alcohol, just massage your brain and yell as loud as poosible "Praise Phuong" then you may talk to phuong.
If in a highly populated public centre, scream as loud as you can "Praise Phuong". This will be well looked upon by phuong.
If you have a piece of paper on you, and a pen, draw evil phuong on it (evil phuong looks like phuong only mad with horns and looks evil) then after you have drawn him, you have 4 choices:
b) Barbeque evil phuong. This will kill some of the evil spirits of evil phuong and make him weaker.
c) Get your pen and scribble out evil phuong until you can no longer see evil phuong. This will please phuong.
d) Light a match, or cigarette lighter, and light evil phuong. This will also kill some of the evil spirits. You must watch until almost all of evil is burnt, and the second before he is completely burnt, you must spit on it, and then stamp on it. If there is still any evil phuong on the paper, light it again and throw it onto the roof, or over the fense. This will please phuong.
Many people have seen the light of phuong. If you are one of these you will live a happy and prosperous life worshipping phuong.
This site was created by the two first fathers of phuong: father jeremy and father duffy.
Links:
Phuongs favourite football team: Melbourne Football Teams Home Page
Phuong's Arch Nemesis: Evil Phuong Web Site