In the days of phuong, many phuong occurances have been encountered in the last 2 years. Mainly involving father duffy and father jeremy. These stories only happened thanks to the greatness of the phuong. Here are the known phuong stories.

The Miss Elliot Story

Way back in year 10, Keenan (the evil phuong father) tried to steal a dual phuong that The 2 fathers had made, to help protect phuong. He stole Father Duffys wallet, and was just about to take the dual phuong out when.....

Miss Elliott (praise her, our french teacher) yelled very agressivly at keenan to give duffys wallet back, he did so, and phuong was saved. Miss Elliot will forever be praised by the fathers and brothers of Phuong, and phuong.

Here is Father Duffy's Dual Phuong. Scanned from the original. It was drawn sometime during 1999 on plastic ripped off of Father Duffy's french class folder. It has been stored safly in Father Duffy's wallet for over 2 years, and so has faded over the years. This copy also has an 'anti-evil phuong' sign on it.

The White Out Story

One french class day, father jeremy chucked a whiteout pen at the fan, by orders of phuong, and it flew out the window, and then it was run over by a car and the whiteout went allover the road and the tire of the car. Praise Phuong for this sign.

The Amazing Moving Desk Story

One day, toward the end of the year, Miss Elliot was up the front of the class teaching french. Father duffy, father jeremy, and evil father keenan were sitting at the same group of desks. Every tmie miss elliot turned around, we would move the desks slightly to the left, until we all were almost over the other side of the room. Then we though, since we came this far, we might as well go back. so we did. This was a teaching period of phuong to us. Hail phuong.

The No Miss Elliot Story

Father Jeremy and Father duffy one day recieved a message from phuong commanding us that we were not meant to learn french on that day. So we somehow had to make sure that the teacher couldnt get it. So what we did, is we went into the room early, then closed and locked the door behing us. then hid on the nearby wall so she couldnt see us through the door. Mission accomplished.

Another one of the orignal phuong's. Drawn also sometime during 1999.

The Hypnotise Story

On another great day of phuong, phuong communicated with father jeremy and father duffy, and told them that in order to get more belivers, we needed to hypnotise people. So on that day, both the father created their own hypnotisers, that could be attached to pens, etc. Both still remain, 2 years later, and are both possesed my father duffy.

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Father Jeremys hypnotiser was placed in a sacred place (duffy's pencil case) and he said then 'father duffy, you must keep this in here for ever'. Even today, it still remains in father duffy's pencil case. I will bring it home and scsan it when i get around to it.