Phuong Update 20/8/01: A mega meeting of the phuong fathers, including all good fathers, and evil fathers, except for high brother efreak. Phuongs great powers greatly outnumbered the evil phuongs pathetic force. On phuongs side: Father Jeremy, father duffy, high brother madtron, brother bazzatron, brother jellitron. On evil phuongs side, simply evil fathers keenan and hugh. I, father duffy, decided to have a fight against evil faher hugh, which i beleive i was victorious. We phuong beleivers converted some un-expecting women at this party to beleive in phuong. It was a phuongessful (successful phuong) night.
Phuong Update 07/6/01: Another meeting of the fathers last night (6/6/01). But in stead of there only being the 2 fathers of phuong, there were also THE TWO EVIL FATHERS! Evil father Keenan and evil father hugh. They kept saying 'die phuong' whcih we quickly reversed with numerous 'RESSERECT's. But to father jeremy and duffy, this wasnt enough. We needed something that would get phuong and evil phuongs attention. Then it came clear to us that the only way at that time that we could increase phuongs power and reduce the power of evil phuong, was to phuongitise the trampoline that was in the middle of this party. We used the ancient phuong ritual 'phuongaline'. Phuongaline is where the 2 fathers at once jump alternativly on the trampoline. When father jeremy gets to the top of his jump, he screams 'PRAISE' as loud as he can, then when father duffy gets to the top of his jump, he screams 'PHUONG'. Other forms of phuongaline include 'Resser' and 'ect', 'die' 'evil' 'phuong', and also 'www dot' 'how' 'dot' 'to' 'slash' 'phuong'. PRAISE THY PHUONG.
PHUONG UPDATE 18/6/01: Evil Phuong's Secret Uprising! Phuong has recently discovered that although it was believed that this 'evil child' was just a child, we now know that this child is already an adult and IS EVIL PHUONG INCARNATE. EVIL PHUONG MUST BE STOPPED. RESURECT PHUONG NOW. Evil phuongs uprising is the result of a new page keenan, father of evil phuong put together. You can see the devilish weg page Here
PHUONG UPDATE 10/6/01: On the upcoming census in australia, phuong needs 100 people to put down their religion as 'phuong'. If this happens, phuong will be very pleased. In fact, phuong told me that if 100 put their religion down as phuong, phuong will come down to us, so our eyes can see the great phuong itself. So far, only father jeremy, and father duffy have seen phuong. efreak may soon see phuong. But phuong will come to all of the houses of the people that believe, and bless them. The addition bonus if this, is that if 100 people believe, then the government will send phuong $20000. THANK YOU PHUONG FOR SHOWING US THE LIGHT.
PHUONG UPDATE 21/5/01: We welcome our new, and first 'HIGH BROTHER' of phuong, efreak. His power is between those of the fathers, and those of the brothers. He was blessed by phuong, after he discovered the light of phuong. His light shone brightly, and it was sign from phuong that he was to be a high brother. efreak will be essential in the powering of phuong for the eternal battle of rightnuss against the evil powers. HAIL NEW MEMBER EFREAK, AND MOST OF ALL 'PRAISE PHUONG'.
PHUONG UPDATE 24/4/01: Is Phuong gone? Why has phuong been so quiet lately? The answer to these questions i will give you. Phuong is not gone, phuong is resting for its next epic battle against evil phuong. Although we beliaved that phuong had destroyed evil phuong, we now learn that evil phuong bared a child, an EVIL child. Phuong can not be sure how powerful this EVIL child is, so make sure you resserect phuong many times to build up its power. PHRAISE THY PHUONG. Phuong was resserected many times on 18/4/01, when father jeremy and father duffy met at a party. We preached phuong to many of the unexpected women at this party, and as a result, we had women all around us the whole night long.