By Jessica Simpson
Jessica: "It hurts really bad right here."
Nick: "It means you shouldn't talk for a day and a half."
"Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?"
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know its tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea."
"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?"
"I have bubbles in my tummy... it's just air. Its not stink. Promise." (this I thought was easily the most nauseating quote, she sounds like a 3 year old.)
(after being offered Buffalo wings) "No thanks. I don't eat buffalo."
On the perpetual struggle of doing laundry: "It is fun putting it in, but then you have to fold it."
"When I was in school in 7th grade, on the first day, the teacher said, 'Can you name the 7 continents?' I was like 'Ohh ohh I know this' I was real excited because I definetly knew this. The teacher picked me and I said "A, E, I, O, and U'."
(This next quote is from the July 2004 issue of Cosmopolitan. And no, I don't read Cosmo. It was my sister's and she pointed it out to me. Promise.) "I've played dumb my entire life. Its just a role and guys love it. Ever since I was young, I've exaggerated it." (is that sick or what? More about this in my rant section.)
(from the August 7, 2004 issue of Star) "I don't think it will be in six months or a year, but after that. Nick's getting old." -Jessica Simpson on having kids before her husband Nick Lachey, 30, gets too far "over the hill".
Ashlee Simpson Quotes.
