The Two Most Revolting Media Whores Who Have Ever Lived.
I have loathed Jessica Simpson for quite a while now. I didn't pay much attention to her when she first started out as a pop singer, she didn't get much exposure because she was just a class C pop tart. She married Nick Lachey, and because of sheer dumb luck, she happens to be in her prime during the most embarassing and pathetic era of television, the age of the reality show. If it wasn't for the fact that every slob now a days has his or her chance at reality show stardom, there is no way Jessica would have become the celebrity she is. She has absolutely no talent. She has a mediocre singing voice, 2 or 3 brain cells in her head, and a permanent bewildered expression on her face, and this is what has skyrocketed her to fame. How sick is that? It is apalling that this is what entertainment has come down to.
Now before Jessica hooked up with Nick, she was the innocent little Christian virgin. We were all supposed to be dazzled because she was saving herself for marriage. Well lets just build a church in her honor. Here's where the sick part about this comes in: She's such a fucking Christian who can do no wrong, yet she whores herself out to the American public as a sex symbol. If she had any class or morals at all, she wouldn't act all slutty and look all skanky. She's a total hypocrite.
Oh, and this goes back to the whole thing about how disgusting television is anymore. I remember when I saw the commercial for the "Nick and Jessica Variety Hour". It took every ounce of my strength not to vomit on sight. Now think with me people, if that show would have been broadcasted 10 years ago, NOBODY would have watched that crap for a second! You have to be kidding me! Thats what people would have been saying! Im just waiting for the day when reality TV DIES once and for all. Hopefully by then, Jessica Simpson will be 300 lbs, HIV positive, and as big of a walking joke as Vanilla Ice.
You want to know another appaling thing about TV these days? Sure you do. All this plastic surgery nonsense. Its ridiculous. I mean, in cases where a person's face is severely fucked up, I.E. Lisa Kudrow, I think plastic surgery is reasonable, if not necessary. I always thought Jessica Simpson's beauty was natural until I stumbled across this site. The site is called Good Plastic Surgery.com and it definitly proves that she had plastic surgery. Check this out,the picture on the left is circa 1999, and the one on the right 2004. Notice that her nose is more narrow in the right one, and her eyes are bigger in the right one as well. With any luck, 30 years from now she'll be as appealing as Joan Rivers. This is what it takes to achieve fame and success, people, a narrow nose and wide eyes. Amazing.
"I've played dumb my entire life. Its just a role, and guys love it. Ever since I was young, I've exaggerated it."
Now I don't know which idea I found more disturbing, the idea that she really is that dumb, or the idea that she acts that dumb to impress guys and boost ratings. And you want to know what the scariest part about all of this is. It actually works. Obviously playing dumb has worked out for her. I still can't help but think that she has to be pretty stupid to even come up with some of the things she says. A lot of her supporters try to say that she must be smart if she makes so much money, but that is obviously not the case. I have to believe that Jessica's father makes the majority of the decisions regarding her career. Her father has half a brain cell and realizes that he can whore out not just Jessica, but his other half-wit daughter, Ashlee. Ashlee.
