What did the alien said to the book?
answer-take me to your reader.
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what do you call a kid with a light ball in his head?
A bright kid.
why did E.T has such big eyes?
he saw his phone bill
wich rope is the longest rope?
europe.
A man and a duck are going in to a restaurant. the
owner of the place say "sorry, no monkeys" the man
tells him "it's a duck not a monkey" the owner
say "I know ,I'm talking about you."
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
rose and jack are standing on the titanic and saying how good that their are together on the ship. the captain comes and says "I have bad news and good news, the bad news is that were going to drown, the good news is were going to win an "oscar".
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