Masked Bastard

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September 2008

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Are you aware that, "Because it must," is not a complete sentence? Modal verbs must be anteceded by the infinitive of a non-modal verb

Okay. Let me get this right:

A conjunction: "because"

and

A pronoun: "it"

and

A verb: "must"


does not constitute as a statement? Nevermind it being a sentence. I never said it was a complete sentence. It is a statement.

People are always asking me STUPID questions about why I post what I do, so I tell them, Because it must", which is just like saying, "For the reason that it has to be" and "the fact that it is."

MUST is really a strong verbal auxiliary that can be cut off without taken away from the meaning of the statement.

"Read Masked Bastard's latest story; it's a must."

The same goes for my phrase. Because it must. Why? "Because it must (be written)." Why did you post that? "Because it must (be posted)." Why are you More Bastard Than Masked? "Because it must (be that way, for I am the Masked Bastard)."

See? People get it. You, they don't get. They probably never will. It takes creativity to test the bounds. You have neither creativity nor the coruage to do these things.



All of this, BECAUSE IT MUST.

Of course it is a "statement" in the grammatical sense of a "phrase." The grammatical problem, however, is that it is a dependent clause, and thus not a complete sentence. It is like me saying, "When I went to the store," and leaving it at that. It requires an independent clause because of the use of the word "because," and it requires at the least an infinitive of a second verb, because "must" is a modal verb. Please learn English.

Again, you miss the point. It is NOT a sentence. It is a statement, more like a title like "When Vending Animals Attack". People will get what it means if they read/hear it long enough.

I teach English, ASSHOLE. You're just nitpicking because you lack creativity and the ability to be prolific in your writing. Every other week it's the same old thing with you. People get bored with your work.

Now, let's talk about the mindless UPCHUCK you repeat over and over again:

"Has Anyone Ever..." What? Why the dreaded ellipsis when there is no real suspense to follow what you have typed, literary genius?

"pronounced as one word" What is pronounced as one word? Why would you even put this phrase in brackets if it stands ALONE? What you put in these parentheses is supplementary information that can easily be omitted. And, like your love life, your self esteem and your confidence, we can simply DELETE the supplementary information contained in these parentheses and still no take away from the meaning of the message you are sending. And since "pronounced as one word" usually stands alone, there is nothing left after it is deleted.

Let's look at what you post as a single message:


(pronounced as one word)


So there you go. You type supplementary information that can easily be dismissed, erased or deleted and you have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING left. So don't try to school me, LITTLE BOY. I will break your PUNK ASS down into so many different fragments, you'll need a microscope to find your ASSHOLE and a telescope to find your PENIS.


SCHOOL'S OUT, BITCH!



THUS SAITH,



MASKED BASTARD

When it comes to English, you have little or no room to be correcting others.

Actually, I happen to be an expert linguist and grammarian. That is what my field of study is. Typographical errors do not indicate grammatical prowess, but rather typing skills. At lesat I can form a complete sentence.

But can you get LAID with a member of the FEMALE GENDER? That remains to be seen.

How's life? I've been lurking a bit and I noticed that you're helping HOMO Indy with his forum because he doesn't know how to code basic HTML. So what's it like babysitting scum?

He can't get chicks and can barely support himself on the wages he works. What a waste of human flesh and breathable air.

Actually, I lead a full and fulfilling life. I drink because wine is a part of my superior French ethnicity.

No, you don't. Stop lying, ASSHOLE. If you were fulfilled you wouldn't be starting trouble to get a reaction from other people. You wouldn't be on this COCKSUCKING board right now. FUCK YOU.

The MASKED your BASTARD will not accept this! DO you hear me?! I will not have you giving up! I want you to FIGHT!!! I enjoyed your posts even when you were Magda back at the Reef. You'll get through it, whatever is trying to kick your ass. There will be better days ahead. Thus I have said it.


If it doesn't KILL you, it makes you stronger. BECAUSE IT MUST.

I cosign crackofdawn's post. We love you, Bonnie. Linz kicks ass because he's such a jokester. Indy wants attention and doesn't care what he has to do to get it, even if it means demeaning himself.

Ladies first, Bonnie. You are pretty cool so what ever you're going through you'll come out stronger. Thus I have said it and it will be done.



MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED

I'm allergic to alcoholic. I can't drink it. I'm also allergic to bleach.

Updated the page a little.
http://www.geocities.com/maskedbas_tard/teah/teah_index.htm

Bookmarked it.

How long have you been writing them stories? I remember some of them back at least 4 years ago..how many do you have now?

Pushing 60. Should have up to 100 by 2010.

Geez, man. You have an IQ of 180. Read the directions, BITCH!!! How lazy are you?

How about we embed you into an abandon strip mine and drop a few cruise missiles on your WORTHLESS CUNT and have a party to celebrate how much of a STUPID FUCK you are for not knowing basic HTML. Tool.

A fart clip...just what I thought.

Wow!

Blatant lying is a sign of immaturity and insecurity. It makes people think far less of you.

I already thought far less of him.

You were and always shall be a BASTARD ahead of his time!

Is This Henry?

Linz? Any comments? LOL

...I will pay you $100.

Shut your BROKE ASS up.

Date: 21:06:31 on Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Name: Indy
Subject: The Truth!!!!

MB's October 1st reply

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