Masked Bastard

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Mondello's Madhouse

October 2008

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Continued from September 30 Indy post...

Shit eating French faggots are not allowed to graffle pics from my website, you fart-sniffing homo.

Since the rest of us get REAL PUSSY, I seriously doubt you shall get any takers. Should I say it again in French?

...got a STARFISH and didn't know how to use basic hyper text markup language to create a forum?

You are a sexual failure.

What would you know about BIG ASSES, you GODDAMN QUEER??!!! Here, let me show you:

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STRAP THAT ON YOUR SORE LITTLE COCK, YOU WINE SWILLING, CHEESE-EATING, HOMO-FRENCH-UAL FAGGOT!!!

...I'll keep Photoshoping your pictures. DEF is up next.

Date: 11:00:29 on Thursday, October 02, 2008
Name: Captain Reality
Subject: To MB And The Big Butt Lovers

What is wrong with your warped brain that you think that a grossly distorted, over proportioned, enormous, monstrous buttox on a woman is attractive? You do know that your big butt fetish focuses on a part of her body where flatulence and feces come from, do you not? What could possibly attract you to horridly obese buttoces?

ASS RULES.

Because it must.

Play nice? Don't know the meaning of it.

I hope that FRENCH FROG-LOOKING FAGGOT gets drunk and drowns in three feet of murky swamp water.

Indy is the FATHER of FAGGOTY LIARS. You helped him with his forum and now he JERKS OFF to it and takes all the glory for himself. No "Thanks to Bonnie P." or "My friend Bonnie did this for me". NOTHING.

The MASKED your BASTARD will deal with Indy's arrogance and selfishness. Because it must.

THIS IS BOOTY.

Date: 09:06:28 on Saturday, October 04, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Wrong again, FUCKMEAT.

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After a few broken links by Indy...

DUMBFUCK.

This is what happens.

Date: 13:58:35 on Saturday, October 04, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Keep My Demandments

FAGGOT BOY never knows when to quit. Not enough attention at home, I guess.

I know for a fact that @DEVIL's Cool {{{ FIRESTORM }}} has been lurking, thanks to my clandestine informants over at the Reef and elsewhere.

hangs around people younger than him so that he can live vicariously through them because his youth is spent like spurts of semen in a used CONDOM.

If you look over the right shoulder of the lady in the white top we "think" this might be a true life photo of the MASKED BASTARD without his mask!! He was caught out doing a little jig with everyone at the festivities!

If this photo can be proved authentic then this would be the first picture of the Bastard unmasked taken since he was a small child.

Stay tuned for further information..........

Date: 21:27:26 on Monday, October 06, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: You don't know SHIT.

HAIL MARY!

Date: 22:05:41 on Monday, October 06, 2008
Name: nowonmai
Subject: The Sow is MINE!!!!

Let him FUCK YOU!!!

Defs 401K and Social Security? Oh noes! Dey be stealin his Golden Years!

Indy would know all about that. Please visit his CLUSTERFUCK of a fora. It may crash your PC from loading the FART SOUNDS and GRAPHICS on what the MASKED BASTARD considers a poor attempt at creating an online forum using basic HTML that another member did for Indy. FAGGOT ASS BITCH.

Reminds me of the MB of the old Biancas dump!

just lmfao

BASTARDS RANT (below)

I want her barefoot with a BIG, FAT BEACHBALL BELLY!!! I want her KNOCKED UP by a BLACK MAN who will hit the BOTTOM of her WARM, WET PUSSYHOLE!!!

I want Sarah Palin to love that feeling of hot SPERM spurting up into her cervix and those little tadpoles ferreting through her ovaries to find that GODDAMN EASTER BUNNY EMBRYO!!!!

I don't think she'll be VP. She'll go back to Alaska and face that State Trooper Probe. She'll get so depressed, she'll lay down with the first BLACK MAN that slings a DICK her way. She'll RIDE IT, SUCK IT, LICK IT, GAG ON IT and let it spurt HOT JETS of RICH, CREAMY MARS SAUCE all up in her GUTS.

DAMN IT, I want Sarah Palin pregnant again!!!

How hard is it to download a bittorent for Photoshop CS? How long will you beg Bonnie to do what you could do on your own? What a backwards-ass, southern DUMBFUCK.

Dude, the sound is over modulated. You're killing the FUCKING mic along with our ears listening to his BULLSHIT.

I am the MASKED your BASTARD. You are breaking the Demandments. It is not wise to do this. I have a knack for cutting people in ASSHOLES and loading the tender novel orifices with gobs of C4 plastic explosive. You decide if you want the lower half of your GODDAMN anatomy on display at a crime scene.


I am not mocked.

You are known for being abused and having your FAGGOT ASS handed to you, especially by the MASKED your BASTARD...and your foster parents...and the voice of the truth...and the rest of the world.

She must be filled with copious amounts of MARS SAUCE, because it must.

if I was a guy, I'd wanna do Sarah Palin.

Good thing I'm not a guy. heh.

(pronounced as one Socialist)

(pronounced as one SPERM-GURGLING, DONG-JUGGLING ASSHOLE, PUNK BITCH, MAGNET FOR FEMALE REJECTION, NO CONFIDENCE, NO SELF ESTEEM HAVING PIECE OF FRENCH CAJUN HUMAN GARBAGE)



Because it must.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! That one at the Ward was one of your classics!

I can take it. I like the attention I get from these losers. Makes for more material to add to the BOOK OF BASTARD (which is coming soon). It only goes to show how FUCKING STUPID people can be because they are not MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED like me. I say, FUCK EM. Let them cop. Let em hate. I love those COCKSUCKERS to MOTHERFUCKING death.

That's why I flush these CUNTS down the SHITTER with FLESH-EATING BASTARD BLEACH!!!! I am not mocked!

I was talking about Indy's poor attempt to create a form and how he had to get you to do it all while he sat back and took the credit and ever once put on his page "thanks Bonnie". His attempt to create the fora himself was POOR, not your work.

If anything, I was giving you props for doing the HTML on Indy's fora. He didn't even try to do the HTML for it. Just like he doesn't even try to learn Photoshop or practice picking up chicks. He's really no good for anything if you look at it.

But no disrespect to you, Bonnie. I love ya. You, Linz and up@ are the greatest. Just wanted to clear that up.

He is saying that he is an assmuncher (pronounced as one word) whop has no class.

The only thing your GODDAMN ASSHOLE and FUCKING GULLET are good for is vacancy for millions of TADPOLES swimming in MARS SAUCE!!! It fills you up like HOT GUMBO as you GAG on a BIG, RUBBERY Saleau's SHIT-CAKED DONG!!! FUCK YOU, BITCH!!! I'LL FLUSH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS WITH ACID-LIKE BASTARD BLEACH!!!!!

follow up

...that Bonnie asked for, you LYING CUNT? You GODDMAN CAPON MOTHERFUCKER. STUPID SONG-WRITING BON RIEN!!! FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE!

Anything you create is like a rahdoht!!! The black folks of Lafayette need to drag you out of your place of residence, BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS and leave you there in the street so that you can reflect on the ASS WHOOPIN' you just got for being a FUCKING FAGGOT.

It took that long to come up with new material? How long do we have to wait for the next story?

What a SHITLOAD of pure FUCK.

What a GODDAMN, STINKING PERIOD BLOOD and RECTAL SLUDGE conception of PURE, UNADULTERATED GAY-HOMO-FAGGOTY HANK/INDY BUTT LUST!!! WHAT THE FAT FAIRY FUCK WAS THAT DRIBBLING PIECE OF RANCID, FEDIT, OOZING SHIT SANDWICH TOPPED WITH CAMEL PUNK!!!????

IT HURT MY EYES TO READ THAT HEAPING HELPING OF SNOTTY, MUCUS-FILLED CROTCH SOUP!!!! WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING HEAP OF SHIT RUN OVER TWICE, PUKED ON BY ZEUS, JUPITER, GOZER AND THAT FAT BASTARD BUDDHA!!!

I LAUGH AND GAG AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!! THIS SHIT STINKS UP THE GODDAMN PLANET AND I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! YOU HAD NO BUSINESS WRITING THIS BULLSHIT!!! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT JETTISON WITH BUBBLY PROPULSION FROM ELTON JOHN'S BLISTERED ASSHOLE AFTER CLIVE BARKER, BRYAN SINGER, JAKE GYLLENHAAL, IAN MCKELLEN ALL RAN UP IN THAT CRAP FACTORY AND EJACULATED GOBS UPON GOBS OF CREAMY MARS SAUCE!!!!!

...is a piece of UNHOLY piece of SHIT.

I knew you were a GODDAMN FAGGOT.

You sir are under arrest!

You will await trial in the court of BASTARD!

...just let me SHOOT that MOTHERFUCKER in the head. His body parts will be donated to GAY and LESBIAN SCIENCE ALLIANCE.

...Linz, will you marry these two insufferable CUNTS, ship them off in a microbus with the break lines cut and let them ROLL off a cliff and fall to their FAGGOTY deaths? THXKBYE.

Can it be??? You crazy ass, rotten motherfucker? Why have you returned? or have you always been there? Lurking?

The area where he lives to a demilitarized zone. He's afraid of the blacks in that vicinity. He hates his job(s) and wants to be a published author, but doesn't believe in his own work. What a poor, pathetic soul. What a backwards ass, swamp-running asshole. Lafayette is a horrible place to live if you like to eat human waste of underage girls. Indy is a magnet for female rejection; women either ignore him or run away from him. He can only masturbate and dream of having a girlfriend, getting some booty or nailing some half-decent pussy.

What dirty, musky, ugly, greasy-haired wine-swilling, French Cajun FAGGOT.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA The truth is that French-Louisiana (pronounced as one word) is much superior to your stupid, bland, casserole eating Yankee state.

But you live on a pimple on a hemorrhoid of French-Louisiana, so you know nothing of the good life there but what you can google. You can't even afford bus fare far enough away from where you live to see livable conditions. That is like the people in compton talking about how nice Beverly Hills is.
It's true, but their knowledge of it is fourth hand at best.

I'm in the Meadowlands, CUNT CREAM PIE. They eat that SHIT you mentioned in the Mid East. Try to keep up.

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