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Mondello's Madhouse

October 2008

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 Date: 00:07:50 on Friday, October 10, 2008
Name: Linz Mondello
Subject: Butt

Date: 00:31:00 on Friday, October 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Re: Butt

I wonder what her farts and turds smell like?

Don't tell indy, but it looks like she has a load in there....

Thank you, up@. Hank and Indy are both INSUFFERABLE, MAN GLAZE LOVING, HOMOSEXUAL COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNTS.

@ 17:38:46 on Thursday, October 09, 2008
MASKED BASTARD (MB) Spoke:

Subject: It's okay, Linz, my good man.

I can take it. I like the attention I get from these losers. Makes for more material to add to the BOOK OF BASTARD (which is coming soon). It only goes to show how FUCKING STUPID people can be because they are not MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED like me. I say, FUCK EM. Let them cop. Let em hate. I love those COCKSUCKERS to MOTHERFUCKING death.

That's why I flush these CUNTS down the SHITTER with FLESH-EATING BASTARD BLEACH!!!! I am not mocked!

I quickly googled the product, and this is what I found....

LOL Great stuff, man. I shall Photoshop an official version, after I'm done with the latest Indy insult/destroyer of character/penis shrinker.

Excuse me, you HOMOSEXUAL CUNT. I live in a very decent area in New Jersey. It's not far from Atlantic City, although I do visit New York often. I have plenty of room to talk. I have jobs that I like. I have my own place of residence. I own my own car (yes, it's paid for and it's mine). I get laid often. I enjoy helping others. I am not a selfish SHITHEAD, lost cause like you and Indy. I know that the only way we get to the future is TOGETHER. People like you and Indy are incapable of self worth and personal growth. You're too scared to help yourselves and too selfish to help anybody else. What a sorry ass troop you two make. My God, I've seen the gay-ass cocksuckers in my day, but you two take the fucking taco.

What a MOTHERFUCKING DIARRHEA VOLCANO of HOMOSEXUAL ASS RAPE and SPERM SWILLING BUTTFUCK!!!

Date: 00:43:00 on Friday, October 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Model of Indy's REAL house

Date: 01:36:16 on Friday, October 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Indy's new film

Time to clean up the vermin.

...said he lives in a nice part of New Jersey. Busted! There ARE no nice parts of New Jersey! It is one big shithole! And I lived in NYC for years. I know this firsthand!

And the GODDAMN DICKHOLE where you live is much better? Just another season away from being FLOODED by MOTHER NATURE'S nasty MENSTRUAL CYCLE of UNHOLY FUCK????

I'll bring thermite charges and set them all over the premises.

I'll remove Andrew Jackson from the horse and pretend to be the statue while I take aim at Indy/Hank with my sniper rifle.

If you had Sarah Palin in the back of my microbus for 30 minutes....what would happen?

First and foremost, Hank/Indy should SHUT RIGHT THE FUCK UP because nobody is talking to his FAGGOTY GAY ASS and he won't know what to do with a piece of halfway HOT PUSSY ANY FUCKING WAY.
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To answer you question, Linz, I'd drive Sarah to BASTARDVILLE and to my humble abode. I would probably abandon the microbus in a food market parking lot and walk with her to my place. I have an economy wagon with lots of space, but that's for later. A microbus is not enough. I'd take her to my bedroom and use my base, baritone voice to whisper rudiments of seduction in her ears. Her ears her big and dish-like and I'd lick the rims of them and nibble and suck on the lobes. She FUCKING MELT in my arms. I'd take her hair out of that ridiculous wrap and let those auburn strands sweep her shoulders. The glasses stay on. I'd lay her on the bed, put her legs up with her feet on my chest and rock the cradle on that BITCH. I'd use the tip of my FAT, BASTARD FUCKMEAT and tease her throbbing, waiting PUSSY by rubbing the head of my DICK around her vulva. Then I'd plunge my COCK deep into her CUNT and pound the FUCK out of her. She'd be pissing and farting as her PUSSY JUICE GUSHES all around my DICK. She'll put her hand to her forehead and over her face, like that will stop the whirlwind of head spinning orgasms she's having, over and over again, one after another. Then I will use my index and middle fingers to play with her clitoris, making for even more mind-shattering orgasms. There will be all kinds of secretions spurting from her body; she'll cry out the name of the MASKED her BASTARD and POP my FAT DICK out of her VAGINA. I'll blow my load all over her glasses; I'll keep the glasses as a souvenir. She'll lay there shaking and wet from the mess she made. I'll smother her with chloroform and put her into my Ford Focus Wagon. I'll drive her back to the food market and put in her into the microbus where Linz can find her and do as he wishes.



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HA HA HA HA Now that is a good one..I would not want her but I am sure Hank would want to sniif her butthole while she ate a .99 chili dog from the food mart!

Why is it that black comedians, actors, rappers, etc. talk ONLY about the color of people's skin in ALL their jokes, commentaries, etc. It is like they are 100% OBSESSED about the fact that they are black! It is as if they believe that the WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEIR SKIN COLOR! WEll, black peple, you know what? GET THE FUCKOVER IT! NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE FUCKING BLACK!

Date: 20:07:12 on Friday, October 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Re: Black People

This is why this country is in the mess it's in now. People like this get to vote and reproduce.

What is this fora about?

Die.

Yes, please die, Indy. I told you back at B's to FUCKING DIE. FAGGOTY is stronger than I thought!

Women are afraid of him and gay men want to know his CORNHOLE.

Miserable CUNT hates his life and person. You should go to a TITTY BAR and try to pick up some chicks. I'll be happy to bounce you out.

Ok, follow me here. Masked Bastard is in a traditional African bushman outfit, riding an elephant. The elephant is getting mounted cy a Centaur that has Def's face, a woman's upper torso nude, and the body of a goat. The New Orleans Looter is flying over, but it is just his giant head with helicopter blades on top, as if he is the actual helicopter. There is an Aztec temple, and my face is on the body of an Aztec god. Linz is the human sacrificial victim, but he has a raging geoduck hard on. Meanwhile, there are hundreds of worshippers, all with Def's face, and all having the body of a giant, uncircumcised penis in the process of ejaculation. Whaddya think?

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I need this in my life.

Date: 09:19:31 on Saturday, October 11, 2008
Name: Indy the Great (MASKED BASTARD)
Subject: The Beautiful Women of Lafayette Louisiana

Also "18 Year Old Girlturd". Hank is not really your handle anyway. Get a life you big bosom bottom poo poo!!!

Indy is every handle on the internet.

Not quite every handle, COCKSUCKER.

Def will suck me off.

Barack Obama will be president, whether you like him/it or not.


DEAL WITH IT.

To piss off Indy.

Actually, I love Obama and there's more than one reason. But Indy is just now realizing how much of a DOG LUNCH John McCain is. I guess that makes Indy DOG SHIT, yes?

1. Indy looks at his own feces after he's finished on the toilet. He pretends it is a woman's poop and loves the smell of it.

2. Indy lives in a shitty Southern neighborhood where the black in his community hold him hostage. he is scared shitless of them and runs from them.

3. Indy is afraid to approach women in fear of getting shot down. Instead he gets drunk and overeats to fulfill his desires. He is sad and lonely.



Because it must.

Go back to France, Buddy. Suck on Nick's DICK.

Yeah, like nobles in France ever gave to the poor. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Much of America's capitalist ideals are derived from nations Europe, maybe not entirely but a variation of them. Nothing will change, only the smell of BULLSHIT.

Hey, man. You make just barely above minimum wage. The taxes won't effect you. Just the rich CUNTS who got by like FAT RATS for the past 8 years.

The people who don't work that you are talking about get nothing form this. The money goes to middle class working people and their families.

Why the FUCK do you keep bringing this up? You're not rich, until you work for rich people and it still won't effect you anyway.

HOPE. Hopes for a better day, so Indy doesn't have to struggle to pay his bills and rent. Hope that he can get laid, stop getting drunk and actually be of some use to society. Geez. Hope has a lot of FUCKING work to do.

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