Masked Bastard

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Mondello's Madhouse

October 2008

Section 1 Section 2 Section 3

Did you know that terrorist groups in rogue enemy nations contributed millions to Obama's campaign, and he accepted? DID YOU NOW THIS???

Yup. just like McCain was an innocent bystander who had no idea what was going on in the Keating 5ive Saving and Loan scandal.

You're breaking the 7th Demandment, ASSHOLE.

Get it right, FUCKMEAT.

Would you sniff her old farts, you GODDAMN QUEER-ASS SPACE CADET MOTHERFUCKER?

The first Demandment clearly states:

I. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER BASTARDS BEFORE ME. FOR I AM THE MASKED YOUR BASTARD, AND I AM A CYNICAL BASTARD.

What part of the first Demandment don't you CUM CUSTARD SUNDAES don't understand? Is this the pinnacle of STUPIDITY in these United States? A bunch of COCK MUCUS suckers looking to be heard? Geez, and I thought Bianca's was bad.

Nobody can keep the 10 Demandments, which makes all the more reason to seal up your naked little ASSHOLES with RED HOT IRONS so everybody will see that you are FULL OF SHIT. You DICKHEADS who imp the MASKED your BASTARD will suffer dire consequences, because it must.

It didn't take much to track down Indy. Keep on FUCKING UP, ASSHOLES. I've been very busy with Intelius...and Intelius never lies...

I agree totally. That LAZY CUNT should learn how to use basic HTML. How can he claim to be KING of a fora and not even know how to keep, create and maintain a message board? Geez...I wonder.

Who's with me?

Old ass FUCKER has no reason to complain.

Date: 22:03:41 on Monday, October 13, 2008
Name: Olin Mills (Linz)
Subject: Here is one for Butt Week

Now that's booty.

Date: 22:37:11 on Monday, October 13, 2008
Name: The Flip Side (DRAT SAB DEK SAM)
Subject: Did someone say butts?

Date: 22:38:04 on Monday, October 13, 2008
Name: The Flip Side (DRAT SAB DEK SAM)
Subject: I'm lovin' it

Praise from the Ward...

Take a bow MB, this was awesome

" 'Clearly the way u use the English language shows all here that your students
stand no chance of improving.'

Look at how YOU use English, Grammar Police! "U U U r n2 scat, not
Thee, Thy or I". First, let's focus on this garbage you call "a post".
You use a lot of capital letters and numbers substituted for actual words.
That is what teenage boys and girls do on AOL instant messenger.
Subliminally, you want to be young, "down", "cool", and "hip" with the young
crowd. You are not young anymore, DEF. Look at your graying hair in
the mirror. Look into that FUCKING MIRROR RIGHT NOW, ASSHOLE. When
are you going to understand that you can NEVER, EVER GO BACK TO BEING YOUNG
AGAIN!!!! EVER!!!!! My students have more chances of ending up like Lewis
and danger mouse than like you and Indy!!!! What makes you any different
from Indy, CUM BUCKET??? Both of you are annoying and like to flood and
spam and flame. I don't get it, OLD GUY!!! And finally, what's with
this Thee, Thy and I? Don't you even know what those words mean in OLD
ENGLISH? Since you like to use OLD ENGLISH, I suppose you know how to
properly use it without capital letters and numbers substituted for actual
words, which brings me to the conclusion that you were most likely in your late
900's during the OLD ENGLISH PERIOD."

That was beautiful...absolutely beautiful.

And it gets Better!

Imp fucks up big time.

ASS RAPED BY DEF!

How's it feel to be a rocket scientist?

POST IN THIS FORA NOW!!!! BECAUSE IT FARTS!

Please csyt and decease typing in all caps. People will blame me for being stuck, instead of blaming you for being a tool.

It works well for THE MASKED BASTARD because it personifies his personae, the shouting is overtly masculine and implies a voice of authority. With you, it too personifies your lack of personality, in that it insinuates a screechingly shrill harpy.

Meanwhile, others here are exhibiting evidence of constructive lives above and beyond this place, as entertaining as it may be. Even some of our less mobile members whose names we will not name, leave this place for relaxation and recreation. Rumor has it he is actually fairly successful with a series of trivia games at another community of this sort.

But you are stuck here alone with your sick obsessions, felling abandoned and betrayed.

Well, boo freaking hoo, get over it!

http://www.joyangeles.com/private.htm

Man, those scenes are old.

Date: 16:26:29 on Saturday, October 18, 2008
Name: DEVILS EX0TIC {{{ FIRESTORM }}}
Subject: Low IQ Fake Indy n2 Mask BasTurd's fetish

IF IF IF u can C it as clear as day then you know it

Fake Indy wants 2 B scat pals with comic book Bastard man.

Who else gets sick besides Thee Thy and I?

Linz has a lot of sewer slug 2 clean up.

Do u C how angry eye eye I have made Indy?

He can't take the heat - Y Y Y?

So it seems sum of the best info remains hidden from the naked I


Toodles


 

I am an OLD FART, PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE and MASKED BASTARD is going to visit Cardiff-by-the-sea and KICK MY AGE-OLD, ROTTED MEAT-SMELLING ASS from the NURSING HOME to the CEMETERY. I have broken the Ten Demandments and I MUST be punished.

and the truth comes out. LOL

DEF is an OLD MAN on DEATH'S DOOR! That is the truth, old man. You spend all day stalking people online. That's right, STALKING. what a PITIFUL fucking existence! Everyone makes fun of you and hates you! How does that make you FEEL? You are trying to RELIVE your youth, but you can NEVER EVER gain it back! Because it must.

is noted...time for you to go back and take notes. you fucking sausage wallet...

among many other things - 2 notice that not much has changed around here but the occasional harassment of mb aka Comicbook anti-hero marked basTURD and his side kick Fake Indy.

both of U U U who live and lie 2 sniff, eat N consume feces makes all the landfills turn over and the bars on our cellphones go DOWN DOWN DOWN - like their low IQ teaching credibility LMAO

Taking U all back to previous events N attempts at exposing dumpster diving BOMB in Sewersville PA, which proved moderately successful - and now Fake Indy wants 2 get tough over @ Ward where he know he's just 1step away from complete banishment over all LOL

Y Y Y does Fake Indy even try 2 challenge Thee Thy and I? Low IQ crews sure resonate all over both REEF severs with Lewis/Henry and Linz/Sandy - come 2 think of it, is Mondello still house cleaning for Sandy LMAO for a golden starfish?

However, don't let Fake Indy or Masked Poop bandit clean house or U U U could end up with ur wine cabinet broken n2 and your fine silver stolen.



Toodles.



 

I am a despicable piece of SHIT and I will SUFFER at the metal hands of the MASKED BASTARD.

He said that I will pay with mind-shattering agony and unimaginable anguish, because it must.

You make me laff and laff and laff and laff


You are a very funny man !

I am truly FUCKED UP in my head to want to eat feces from underage teen-girls (pronounced as one word). I should be arrested and thrown in jail for that. I will never score with a woman because I am ugly and too weird to be loved seriously. I suck and want to die.

I asked MB to team up with me to destroy DEF over at the Ward and he turned me down. It's not fair.

Seems to me if both of you are jumping in his shit, which I'm pretty sure MASKED BASTARD intends to keep doing, than it's two against one old stinky no dancing no surfing no normal sex bitch on wheels. What more do you want dumbshit, t-shirts with your names? Get real, and get to work flaming that old fuck till he's dead.

I personally have no desire to work with Indy on any plain, level or field. If he's got a BEEF with DEF, he needs to hold his own and stop being a GODDAMN PUSSY. Indy and DEF are both on my SHIT LIST and I can take them both on and still have time for fruit cocktail gelatin.

It's hard to battle Indy simply because it is a win/win situation for me; he doesn't come up with anything worthy of responding seriously to for months at a time and his posts usually consist of the same Emma Watson girlturd garbage he's been spouting about since the beginning of the century.

DEF has been around for some time now (I'd like to think eons, but may be more). I imagine that DEF is living a BULLSHIT wanna be rich lifestyle, when any moment his loans and debts and stocks and shares could all leave him and suck the life out of him like the aging process did.

I know guys like DEF who live wildly during the golden years and die miserable. I just want to make sure that DEF gets a proper burial atop a huge SHIT PILE of flammable waste for one hell of a funeral pire.



ALL OF THIS,



BECAUSE IT MUST

Because he is a GODDAMN FAGGOT. I don't associate with homosexuals who want to eat poop from teenage girls. I don't 'team up' with French Fruitcakes who call me the N word and talks trash about politics he doesn't understand.

It's just got to the point where Indy is boring and you can always count on the same BULLSHIT spewing from his MOUTHPIECE. Indy is still on my SHITLIST; DEF has just become my top priority now. I'll get back to FUCKING UP Indy when I'm done grounding up Grandpa for garden mulch.

I've got CUNTS from all over taking the fight to DEF over there. It's me and three other guys (folks you may know from past fora) who are sick of DEF's BULLSHIT. This is NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, so DEF can either bow down and recognize or get busted open like a cantaloupe dropped from a two story building.

Frankly, I prefer the latter...

Major OWNAGE on Lewis' part.
http://www.mentalwardrehab.com/members/Mental_Ward_Rehab/forum/posts/08-10-20/58203.shtml

...been banned from the Mental Ward repeatedly and OWNED by old man DEF twice in one year over R/T info that was willfully given out on a fora full of handles who like to Photoshop Indy's fat FUCKING head on to all types of psd-files (pronounced as one turd)?

I am the Masked Bastard. I am MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED, because it must.

I usually don't post until I get on campus, but what the FUCK. Anywho I gotta teach English Comp 102 tonight at 6:30 - 8pm. Man, it sucks. We review "A Rose For Emily" and then we start the play "Trifles".

After his academic year, I'm going to call it quits. No more teaching for a while. A position opened in the technology department and I'm going to take it this summer.

That's all for now. I'm off to bed. Have a NICE FUCKING day.

@ 19:31:22 on Friday, October 24, 2008
MASKED BASTARD said to @DEVIL's Cool {{{ FIRESTORM }}}

Now, I'm not saying that you should become a history teacher; it would be best if you were on display in a museum somewhere, in a glass casing, laying next to a nice gooey mummy.

I thoroughly agree, DEFecate should just become history, and be done with it!

HA HA HA a double dose of asskicking!

I'm pretty certain the folks at the foster home knew this years ago when they caught Indy in the bathroom with his pants down playing with his wewe.

How do you FUCK UP your own fora after begging for someone else to design it for you? How STUPID is that? Being drunk did not play a role in Indy's FUCK UP. He was perfectly sober and attempting to try his hand at HTML, hyper text mark-up language, a basic coding system he knows little to nothing about.

You give Indy anything and he'll find some way to FUCK IT UP. His life is a perfect example; somebody gave him life and he found a way to FUCK THAT UP too. Indy will continue to suffer, because it must.

I love you (pronounced as one word).

DIE AT ONCE.

Indy is in his early 30's. He feels like a total failure because he hasn't published a novel or scored with a woman yet.

Date: 00:02:55 on Sunday, October 26, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Hammering the polls

I doubt it, although I could be wrong here. I am a one man garrison. Indy is a coward hiding behind handle names throwing pebbles and hitting steel-reinforced concrete of a mighty fortress of flesh cutting verbs and poisonous paragraphs.

Indy makes up allies; I need none. I can take on Indy, DEF, Marvin and any other assholes who want to break the demandments all at once. Trust me when I say I have plenty to write about; I'm handing out stimulus checks and ass whoopin's and I'm fresh outta stimulus checks.




AND IT GETS BETTER.

LOL I have no allies in war. Just associates, that's it. It's not a matter of who is with the MASKED your BASTARD it's who is against him.

I have no gripe with danger mouse (m). I'm pretty sure that several people will claim to be "on my side", but I am MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED, and I know that people who claim that they are for me can also change faster than a stripper in the dressing area before her next show.

No allies, just associates. Associates are easier to cut off and destroy than true friends...and true friends wouldn't do shit like that, but still there are no guarantees when dealing with other people.


All of this, because it must.

Date: 12:56:16 on Sunday, October 26, 2008
Name: The Shithouse Poet
Subject: My Newest Beautiful Poem

She who writes upon these walls,
Shall roll her shit in little balls;
And he who reads these lines of wit,
Shall eat these little balls of shit.

There's more to life than getting rich;
There's more to love than sex.
There's more to marketing than a niche;
There's more to books than text.

I follow the lead,
of pride and greed,
into the bowels of torment.

I follow the creed,
my syllables bleed,
until my words are dormant.

There is more to breathing air,
than what I'm being taught.
A part of crime is being there,
as long as I'm not caught.

With them I've been led astray;
These folks are out of touch.
So now I must be on my way
and fuck you very much

I do not have MPD. MPD is quite rare, and there have been only a small handful of verified cases in psychological history. I have several other problems, but not MPD.

You've got a common case of FUF:


FUCKED UP FOREVER

I died of Multiple Turd Disorder. I shall miss you, my creator.

Was your burial like a vampire's funeral? LMAO!

Indy claims that "Teah" is dead. So is hos sex life and his career as a novelist. What kind of poor sucker types about a literary agent reading his work when the work itself is unfinished? Smells like a PILE OF STEAMING DONKEY DOOKIE to me.

Yup. It's official. Indy has mental problems. To say that it stems from childhood abuse is quite a stretch, but doesn't cancel out the possibility. Why kind of idiot writes about a vampire funeral?

Only a COCKSUCKER who eats geoducks and drinks cheap ass wine. Dude, get new material! Geez! Everyday it's the same SHIT with you. Women are afraid of you, man. Talent agents are like women: if you can't keep their attention/interest you won't get any play.

Dude, work on your people skills. Try seeing what you can do to help/inform/entertain people, not piss them off and make them mad at you. But, have it your way, Indy. After all it is your own willfulness that's made you the coward you are day.

So don't knock my work, ASSHOLE. At least I sit down and think about a story and let the story tell itself, whereas you try to control it and FUCK IT UP. Just like you did to your fora; Bonnie did all the work for you and--without fail--you found a way to FUCK IT UP. WHY?

BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN FAILURE AND A WASTE OF INTERNET SPACE.

So, back off of my Teah stories. Let's see you write better fetish stories that what I've done. The Teah stories are going to keep rolling out as long as women tell me about their bodily functions. I'm writing about what's real, not some STUPID ASS DUMBFUCK fantasy nonsense you spout about Emma Watson.

In fact, I dare you to write a FETISH story based on what you love and I'll counter it and blow your BITCH ASS out of the water. Any poem you put out I will PISS on it and own it with another one. I'm tired of all this talking and no action from you, Indy. It's time for you to put your material were your mouth is, punk.




AND IT GETS BETTER.

Well said.

Dude calm down lol. The "Teah is dead" post was a joke, that's all. It was not a criticism of your literary skills. I was just looking for a laugh.

Exceeeding bad place to find a laugh. As THE MASKED BASTARD said, your people skills are almost non existant. You're right in line with this other indy form NZ, and with rump ranger rodent. You all suck out loud and communication well. Even the NZ indy has moments of lucidity, but then reverts to form of psychobabble and hate. You have your times of relevance too, but as MB says, you are a failure overall. So is that useless fuck danger mouth. He is so filled with hate.

You need to stay off the net until you can learn to control yourself far better.

What a GODDAMN FAGGOT.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOMEONE WHO LIKES WOMEN WITH OBESE, GIGANTIC, UNNATURALLY-ENORMOUS GLUTEUS MUSCLES?? THAT IS FUCKED UP! CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT LOGICALLY??

No.

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