Masked Bastard

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Mondello's Madhouse

August 2008

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...but his foster parents kept him alive for us to deal with. His foster parents shouldn't be rotting in jail, they should have been shot execution style for allowing that little piece of vermin to be a part of society. A human being like Indy only brings out the worse in this planet.

Bad Indy! I'm bustin' you down to single celled organism, buddy.

I has dem.

You say you have "proof positive" that I am a garbage man? LMAO Then I hereby give you EXPLICIT PERMISSION to post said proof. Or will you be like Def: always claming "proof" yet somehow never managing to produce it?

I personally don't care what you do for a living. But I do know how you will be DYING...at the METAL FINGERS of the MASKED your BASTARD. Because it must.

I just want all reasonable people to consider my argument, and then make up their own minds. Form age 2 to age 14, I was satanically ritually abused as a child. I canot even mention the horror I under went. Now, Masked Bastard and Bonnie Parker this this is amusing and funny,and mock me for it. I am asking reasonable people: what do you think that says about them?

No. Please mention it. I'd like to hear it.

You are a monster and not a human being.

Amazing, ain't it?




Damn, damn, DAMN!!!


Don'tcha want some???

Nice.


WHOA!



I'd trade my WHOLE TO COLLECTION for one day alone with that ASS!!!

You vcollect toys, you stupid immature asshole? Was Jessica abused as a child? Do you find that funny too?

Dude, stop trying to FUCK with the MASKED your BASTARD, pop open the BABY OIL, whip out your LIMP NOODLE and go to town while dreaming of eating clay-coiled feces from her anus, you sick perverted FUCK!

...he is NOT a writer. Kill him with verbs and make him cry to his mommy...if he knew who the FUCK she was....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"THE PASSION OF THE CHUMP"






INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT

Indy is tied to a table by Satanists
in hooded robes. Indy struggles against
the binds.


INDY
Let me up.

A Satanist removes his robe; he is stark
naked and his penis is pointing at Indy.


INDY
Hey Mister. Can i suck on that?


The Satanist ignores Indy's homosexual
comment and get up on the table. He groans
and unleashes a fury stream of urine.

The urine stream hits Indy in the face and runs down his neck, goes all over his hair, into his nostrils and into his eyes.

The man gets down and a naked woman approches. Indy looks at her.


INDY
Wow, a female. I wonder what her girlanus
looks like.


The woman get up on the table, turns with her
back to Indy and spreads her cheeks open. Greedy Indy opens his mouth wide, awaiting her feces.

The woman rips a duck-like fart. Then she takes
a RED HOT fire stove POKER and jabs Indy in the
chest with it. Indy screams out in agony.

The man comes back with hoses Indy down with more
of his urine, stinging Indy's blistered wounds.


INDY
I thought she was going to give me her
girlturds!!!


Indy continued to scream as they seared his skin
and sprayed it with bitter hot piss.

DUMPSTER DIVING CUNT. I bet he fishes for shit-loaded diapers from perverted adult babies.

...right after I tie him down, duct tape his eyes open and force him to watch the Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby.

Anyone know if Indy is close enough to the coast to join the evacuation party?

He's afraid to leave his own residence. What makes you think he'd flee from a natural disaster?

Right for my city. I am evacuating, but will have internet access to torment you all.

...you haven't the slightest clue...

You're breaking the fourth Demandment, ASSHOLE.

Date: 02:13:51 on Sunday, August 31, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Gustav NEWS DOWNDATE

I've got enough info on your ROTTEN ASSHOLE to start a Karl Rove Smear Cam-PAIN.

That's downtown, ASSHOLE. You're in a rural area with SHITTY pavement and dirt roads.

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