Masked Bastard

in

Mondello's Madhouse

August 2008

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Each year, some 1.2 million violent crimes involving blacks and whites occur nationwide. In fully 90 percent of those cases, according to U.S. Justice Department figures, the perpetrators are black and the victims are white. Violent white felons choose black victims for fewer than 3 percent of their attacks, whereas violent black felons choose white victims about 56 percent of the time. Statistically, the "average" African American is an astonishing 56 times more likely to attack a white than vice versa.

In 1988 there were nine reported incidents of black women being raped by white men. In the same year there were 9,400 reported cases of white women being raped by black men. In 1991 there were 94 reported cases of white on black rape, but 20,016 reported cases of white women being raped by black men. (Sourcebook of Criminal Justice Statistics, 1993, p.290, Table 351.)

but you're still here and you love gay men. So why are you so angry and depressed? Has life kicked your little FAGGOT ASS? Don't give up so easily.

You should love your foster parents for hurting you time after time. You need to love them for giving you a roof over your head, food to eat and a pot to shit in.

I bet all your dreams of a normal childhood went up in smoke when you found out that the people who adopted you were CRAZY!!!! I begt they broke your BITCH ASS down; I hope that they DASHED AWAY all of your hopes and dreams and made you a DEPRESSED MESS of a human being. I hope they tormented you with demon possessions and scared the LIVING SHIT out of you.

Did the men and women levitate off the floor and float around with their limbs contorted and twisted in ways you never thought the human body could bend? Did it scare you to hear those demonic voices come from a human being who seemed so harmless????

LOVE YOUR FOSTER FAMILY and thank them for abusing you. It made you a better person who loves to dream of eating feces from underaged girls.

At lesat I am not a murderer like niggers are.

At least I know who my parents are.

Date: 23:06:02 on Monday, August 18, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: Indy the FAGGOT's fav food

Track Listing:

1. "I Wanna Be Your Homo Lover" (Duet with asram)
2. "Why You Wanna Beat Me So Bad?" (Satanist Foster Parent Remix)
3. "Sexy DEF"
4. "When We're Probing Buttholes
5. "Without You, I Ain't Shit" (Ode to Henry & the Ward)
6. "Sandy!" (cryin' 2 teh Webmaster remix)
7. "Still Waiting For Your Girlturds"
8. "I Feel Up Men"
9. "It's Gonna Be A Girlfart"

...don't post the SHIT at all. Leave it alone. It's a dead gag and Indy just wants attention. I have that MP3 too and it's only good for tormenting people and for Stewie Griffin...to POOP ON.

Why are black people so violent and murderous? Why have they assimilated into every other former-slave-owning country in the world except America, which has given them more free things than any other former-slave-owning country?

Indy, you need new material. This whole skin color bit is getting old. Get at me when you can make me laugh like Little Susie Cheesehole used to.

Cheesehole had some funny shit

Yeah, Cheesehole was the SHIT. Unlike this FAGGOT Fake Indy (aka "Indy the Great"). Even the original Aussie Indy had some snaps to dish out.

I have some of Susie's older posts from the Daily Dump dating back to 2001-2002. That FUCKER was sick and demented and hella funny.

The only other handle that comes close is "the voice of the truth".

yup...Bovine Piss was pretty funny too...but I think that was Cheesehole aka

Indy might confuse him with his favorite actor, Paul Reubens.

Eating poop is a taboo in the Book of Bastard. Only French, fancy-free faggots eat feces. The MASKED your BASTARD's tongue has NEVER touched a piece of human waste, ever. If you want to be down with those misinformed FUCKERS, then go for it.

Maybe the reason Indy claims he cannot post at my board is because the Webmaster at "The Reef" has banned Indy and all his handle names once again.

Oh well. Serves that waste of flesh right.

Wonder what he did this time? ha ha ha

You have to remember that Henry is running things over there. He doesn't even allow the name "Indy" to be in any posts at the Ward and Indy knows this. He got away with posting as "Thomas Hardy", but I think henry is now to Fag Boy now.

"Confess your sins, fag boy!"

Don't warn them, Linz. Don't want them to see it coming...

Spelunking in Henry's ANUS.

Date: 00:16:47 on Friday, August 22, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: LOL

Indy's step-father used to put out his cigarettes on Indy's BALLSAC. Show us your burns, FAGBOY!!!

Thank you foster parents for putting you through such torment and hell. You know you loved it.

Date: 22:59:22 on Thursday, August 21, 2008
Name: Indy
Subject: Where Masked Bastard and Bonnie Spend Their Lives

they want you to repent of your sins for being ungrateful to them. Please call them and bring back all those old memories of beatings and torments.

After being kicked out of various foster homes for consuming human waste, Indy was left out in lanker country to himself, until some weekend Satanists got hold of him and made him into the CUNT he is today.

Thanks, Addams Family

Indy Boudreaux is struck by a school bus on Fossett Street. He is lying near death on the
sidewalk as a crowd gathers. "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" Indy Boudreux gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.
The sheriff checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give Boudreaux some comfort?"
Finally, out of the crowd steps old man Legendre he's at least 80. "Sheriff Langlois," says old man Legendre, "I'm no priest, but for 50 year now, I been living behind St. Peter's Catholic church on Broussard Avenue, and every night I been hearing those services. I tink I can remember a lot of it, so I tink I can give my friend Boudreaux some comfort."
Sheriff Langlois agrees, and clears the crowd so old man Legendre can get through to
where Indy Bourdeaux is injured. Old man DEF kneels down, leans over Indy Boudreaux
and says in a solemn voice:

"B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72. . ."

Indy was riding along the highway when a truck passes with some pigs in it.

One of the pigs falls out and Indy stops to pick it up.

A while later, a state trooper stops and says "What you doin with dat pig?"

Indy says "A man passed by wid a truck full of pigs and dis one fell out. I was goin to try to catch up with de truck and give de man his pig back."

The state trooper says "Indy, dat man is long gone, why don't you just take dat pig to de zoo?"

Indy said "OK".

A couple of days later, the state trooper sees Indy on the highway with the pig still in his truck.

He stops Indy and says "Didn't I tell you to bring dat pig to the zoo?"

Indy says "Mais, yea, but we had so much fun at de zoo dat I tink we are gonna go to AstroWorld now!"

...our junior college doesn't have childish, Greek social organizations like that, DUMB SHIT. And even if they did, you're the first FAGGOT the Brotherhood would HAZE and hang by his COCK from the flagpole.

That SHITHEAD has no class. Always SNIFFING after Indy's ASSHOLE waiting for that French homosexual to squeeze out a FUNNY FART OF FAGGOTY. What a FUCKING LOSER, COCKSUCKER, BOOGER THIEF.

I have no respect for THUNDERCUNTS like Hank and Indy (wouldn't be surprised if they are the same guy either). Hank needs to get some PUSSY in his life; his DICK is a GODDAMN crevette.

The last time Hank got his DICK wet was with hand lotion so that he can FLAP that little FUCKER into until it yields GOBS of MAN GRAVY, and Indy provides the Beef Wellington.

Separate yourself from that ASSHOLE Indy/Hank. Anybody who tries to build an alliance with Indy against me for cheap laugh, I will destroy. I swear it. Don't get caught up in some Photoshop BULLSHIT with Indy. I have nothing against you. I think you're pretty cool.

Let Indy stand his own ground. You don't see me asking anybody for help. I can handle myself.

Date: 07:56:49 on Saturday, August 23, 2008
Name: Indy
Subject: Good morning fora

You're breaking the third Demandment, asshole.

...took Indy out behind the chemical shed, put together a firing squad and shot him?

For those of you who don't know, here are the tantamount ten so that we may all have long, healthy online lives, save some of us...



I. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER BASTARDS BEFORE ME. FOR I AM THE MASKED YOUR
BASTARD, AND I AM A CYNICAL BASTARD.

II. THOU SHALT NOT PISS OFF THE BASTARD.

III. THOU SHALT NOT COPY, MIMIC OR PARODY THE BASTARD'S CHARACTER.

IV. THOU SHALT NOT EVER TAKE THE BASTARD'S NAME IN VAIN.

V. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT PRUDERY WITH THE BASTARD'S POSTS.

VI. THOU SHALT SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN THE BASTARD IS SPEAKING.

VII. THOU SHALT NOT FUCK WITH THE BASTARD.

VIII. THOU SHALT NOT CHALLENGE THE BASTARD.

IX. THOU SHALT NOT SCREW OVER THE BASTARD.

X. THOU SHALT NOT EVER DENY THE BASTARD HIS SMUT AND FETISH VIDEOS.

Date: 12:06:46 on Saturday, August 23, 2008
Name: DAN NESSELROTH
Subject: Re: FUCK OFF!

I WILL SLAM ALL TEN OF YOU DEMANDMENTS UP YOUR STRETCHED OUT SHITPIPE AND GIGGLE MY FUCKING ASS OFF WHILE YOU CHOKE ON MY BODILY FLUIDS I WILL SEND HURLING DOWN YOUR FILTHY GULLET!

BECAUSE YOU ARE A CUNT!

...you need some PUSSY in your life. Seriously. If you can't find a girl I'll pay a BITCH to suck your limp noodle DICK and say things to make you feel good about yourself and what's left of your busted ego.

The MASKED your BASTARD knows this. As soon as you get some sex, you won't be such a RUDE little boy. You're just a FAGGOT ASSHOLE that wants to be heard. Posting in ALL CAPS is my style, not yours. Come from your own heart and be creative. Using my style to make a post is breaking the third Demandment.


It also helps to know that the Demandments were only to prove that most folks could not follow them. If you knew the purpose of a FLY SWATTER, you wouldn't be using a rocket launcher to kill a mosquito. Tool.

Little Boy Breaux went to the fair
with coins for fun and candy
He met Hank Splatters
now all that matters
is keeping the lubricants handy

...not that the place wasn't a SHITHOLE to begin with. There are FLOODS once in the blue, but nothing exciting to get Trolls, Imps and Flammers FLOGGING their BISHOPS.

...he can suck a turd from a buffalo's knotted balloon!!!

Seriously. You are one sick FUCKER. Eating feces is FUCKING disgusting. Did the occult teach you this? Did the members take turns SHITTING on you as a child? Did they bound you to a table and PISS and SHIT on you while chanting? Is this where this "eating of poop" comes from? Help me understand, you worthless faggot.

Yes, my ritually abusive parents and their friends shat and pissed on me, but that is irrelevant. You like to watch underage girls with Megacolon disease shit, and touch it in the toilet. What the fuck is the difference?

Get it right, you homosexual. I knew a young lady with Mega colon and it's more SHIT than you'll ever see in your pathetic lifetime, you Agent of Earwax.

Teah stories are based on (again) real things that women tell me, and I don't ask them about it, they just tell me. My students tell me, my dancers tell me, my lady friends tell me. I got it like that; you do not. I'm starting to understand why you are such a SHITHEAD all the time. SUCKS TO BE YOU, DUDE.

But there are folks out there you've had it worse. BTW: (LOL) did it excite you to see a woman's anus? Man, I knew that grown up SHIT stunk like a MOTHERFUCKER. I don't really feel bad for you, but that must've been some serious SHIT to go through (LMAO!!! I could resist!!!)

Also, did they vomit green slime at any time during any rituals? What was the purpose of defecating on a child?

Do you have any pictures of your parents?

Are they still alive? Shouldn't they be in jail?


I'm just wondering...

They are rotting in jail. Now, Teah;s daughter is UNDERAGE in one of the stories, bastard.

...and then Hannah gets her first job (first of many) as a security guard, etc. Have you been reading those stories? How do you feel about them? Do you have any favs?

You're breaking the 3rd Demandment, ASSHOLE.

...is a CHEATING WHORE!

...Bonnie is cool in the BOOK OF BASTARD.

Bet you wish the MASKED your BASTARD liked you half as much.

And besides, in your book aren't ALL women CHEATING WHORES? It takes baby steps to crawl out of that closet, HOMO SELECTUS.

Also, all black people smoke crack, eat watermelon and are on welfare. What this asshole fails to mention is that he was once on welfare and was (and probably still is) on medication. This DUMB SHIT is a attention whore and is emotionally unable. Bonnie, I highly and strongly suggest that you take this chump apart every chance you get. If you don't, I gladly will on your behalf.

He's probably mad because he can't get any ass so he has to take it from the same sex. Faggot coward.

Are you TRULY so inhuman and heartless that you find it FUNNY to mock someone who was ritually abused as a child? Do you REALLY find that funny?

Are you TRULY so inhuman and heartless that you find it FUNNY to call me a NIGGER and (like Bonnie said) berate a whole group of people based on their skin color? When you can answer that question, ASSHOLE, then maybe the FBI will release the tapes showing what REALLY hit the Pentagon.

This is one you need to read and study closly!

I found this post funny. Indy is a semi-creative person. I just think he needs to stop posting the same old stuff all the time. I'd like to see some new stuff from Indy for once. I got nothing against the guy as far as his fetishes. But sometimes he gets out of control with the "shock humor". Only Tom Green can get away with that.

...thinks satanic ritualistic child abuse is funny. That says alot about Masked Bastard.

It helps if you share with us what happened to you as a child. After all, it's what turned you into the insufferable fucker you are today.

I, too, was abused as a child, maybe not in entirely in the same manner, but I charged it to the game and I got over it. I believe that you can too.

See, Indy, it's okay for you to cast stones and call names, but nobody can do it to you, right? you're a fucking coward and a pussy and you need to grow the fuck up.

When you and your agents of asshole call me a "nigger" you don't see me bitching about it. I do demand respect, but I take my licks. That's part of life. DEAL WITH IT, ASSHOLE.

You should have left me alone in the first place when I came here. But it seems I will never get my respect until I FUCK ALL OF YOU disrespectful CUNTS UP.

Much luv for Bonnie and Linz. But the rest of you guys can EAT A FAT DICK. If you break the Ten Demandments YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. Bet on that.



THUS SAITH,



MASKED BASTARD

Indy sends too much time analyzing others instead of asking himself what he wants out of life. Society has handed him a plate of SHIT and he eats it. Putting syrup on the SHIT doesn't make it pancakes, my dear sweet Indy pig fucker. You've got to want more and demand more. Stop being aggressive online and start being aggressive in real life.

Women love strong men. Now you have some who look for "badboys" and "thugs" etc. They are not really women anyway, they are little girls playing games. I've been around the block a few times and I've seen some crazy shit.

Indy, the last thing you need is a little girl (underage). You need a woman who is as FUCKED UP AS YOU ARE. Period.

LOL I can't really hate you, Linz. You keep me sharp and on my toes with the comments. I can respect Linz in a sense. Bonnie, you are a fine gal and I enjoy you sharing with us.

I guess some people will never get past my skin color and that's okay, because many other have. Bonnie and Linz, you guys are awesome. Linz, I know I never told you, but thanks for inviting me here. The MASKED your BASTARD is having the time of his life.


BECAUSE IT MUST

...are less than human. They think Satanic Ritual Child Abuse is FUNNY!! Only a brute, evil animal would think such a thing. How can you laugh at the ruining of a child's life and soul, you horrible monsters?

You FUCKING cum dumpster.

About three years ago, I discovered Bianca's.
I was doing a google search on "sexual forums," because I sort of
felt like
making a silly post just to see what people would say.
One of the first hits was Bianca's Sexual Questions Forum, and I noticed that,

at that time, people posted frequently, and responded to most posts.
So, just for fun, I made a silly post.
I think my first post ever was something along the lines of an excessively large

penis. People laughed and pointed out that I was being silly, and I laughed.

But, as is the case with the internet, it quickly became addictive. The anonymous

ability to post things that would make people react gave me a feeling of power
and
naughtiness. I started posting ridiculous things, like that I ejaculated 9 ounces

of semen etc.

Well, I noticed that there was another poster who did the same, only he was
very low-key,
and tended to leave if anyone got on his case. His name? Indy.
The original Indy was an Australian bloke who liked to post about menstrual
period sex, and
about how much semen comes out in an orgasm. To this day, I still have no idea
who the original Indy was. He only made the occassional post, but it was a sort
of forum joke
to "spot" him and call his bluff, making replies like, "Hi Indy."

Well, I realized that this "Indy" was a comic character who made people
laugh, and I really
enjoy making people laugh.

So, I started pretending to be Indy. At first, my goal was to imitate his writing
style, and see if people could spot me. They did. But, that was not enough.
My posts started becoming increasingly absurd in an effort to garner attention.
Before I knew it, I was posting about girlfarts and girlturds, just to see people's
reaction, because it was the most extreme topic I could imagine. Well, they
paid attention! Before I knew it, in a matter of weeks, people were going "Indy
crazy," laughing at the fart posts. I was an instant hit! Of course, the
real "Indy" had left, being too shy to handle the imping and pressure.

So I just took up his persona. The feeling of power and importance that came
with anonymously causing hundreds of people to pay attention to me, to affect
them so much with fart and turd posts that I was disgusting them in real life,
was a drug. For about one year, I went to Bianca's on and off just to stir up
some trouble for fun. At first it was all innocent. Well, one day, I was searching
the internet for some "poop" material, and I came across an article
by this guy who was talking about his girlfriend, who worked in a restaurant,
farting on an obnoxious customer's cake for a joke.
He used the phrase "feces-turd" in describing the smell.

It was so absurd and comical that I copied it. I do not know who originated
this
phrase, but he is out there, somewhere. So, just to see the reaction, I used
the
phrase "feces-turd" in a Bianca's post, and it was a success! The
phrase was so
silly and absurd that people commented on it on droves.

I began to say it aloud at my home because it made me laugh, and for some reason,

saying it together fast as one word was all the more ridiculous and funny.
That was the origin of (pronounced as one word).

The sound it made to actually pronounce "feces-turd" as one word,
combined with the ludicrous idea of including a pronunciation guide on an internet
post, made me laugh, so I did it, and it stuck! Before I knew it, I had a following!
People were making "Indy" posts, and using the phrase "feces-turd
(pronounced as one word)!" I was a star! I never imagined that my silliness
would produce such success, but it did, and it felt great to be affecting so
many people anonymously.

Well, it was at this time that I noticed one particular POSTER in the Fantasy
Forum who really did not like me. His posts all had the same style, with lots
of
asterisks and quotation marks in the titles, and short, snippy posts.
He was also fond of copying text and pasting it in a new post. He quickly became
my
nemesis and it was clear that he, above everyone, wanted to see me gone.
He wanted to restore the forum to its former glory.
Somehow, on some post, he began to use the name "Jon Kelly." Somehow,
that evolved into "Jon F. Kelly of Nevada," and a legend was
born.

Jon quickly became my nemesis, and did everything he could to destroy
and discredit me. Well, the job I was working at the time allowed me unlimited
internet access, and I could get all my work done while switching often to Bianca's,
and so I began to wage war with Jon F. Kelly. Jon was truly out to destroy me.

What urged me on? Why did I not give up? Primarily, because people were reacting
to me.
It is a powerful feeling to disrupt an entire forum, especially with fart and
turd posts.
The truth is that I have absolutely no desire to sniff girlfarts or eat girlturds.
The idea disgusts me. But, it was effective in causing outrage in people,
and so I continued.

No matter how many hundreds of posts I made about the flatulence
and feces of girls, people continue to react.
Wow. Now, of course I have neuroses.
Many people do. I have a lack of attention in my real life. I am not a loser.
I hold a good job, am 29 years old, pretty ugly, and I have no friends
and never date. But I have always had issues with rejection and loneliness.

Well, by posting about girlfarts and girlturds, and garnering so much attention,
I had at least a part of my life where people paid attention to me. The anonymity
was all the better, as I could not suffer the social repercussions of such filthy
talk. I began branching out to other fora, and before I knew it, all of Bianca's
was aflame with talk about Indy. Many, many people imped me in every fora,
so it appeared that I was everywhere at once. Many theories were proposed as
to how this could be.

I was a genius hacker, then a supernatural being, then
a mad millionaire who flew around the world daily and used hundreds of computers,
then a charismatic genius leader who had hordes of followers. The truth is
that it was just me, with a few imps. Well, fora began to crumble. As the
mods deleted my posts, I posted all the more. I continued until the mods gave
up. All the while, Jon F. Kelly of Nevada was nipping at my heels, always
trying to expose, uncover, or intimidate me into leaving. But, again, the anonymity
of the internet afforded me courage. I have always used public servers, so
that I cannot be traced.

Hundreds of people use these terminals every day,
without any record of who is there, and so it would be virtually impossible
to track me. Well, before I knew it, I, Indy, was the most notorious and renown
fellow on the internet sexual forum circuit. Bianca, Trianca, Dotcomjunkies,
and all of the rest of the big fora knew me. I was wreaking havoc all over
the internet! The name "Indy," when typed in a google search engine,
would bring up hundreds of links, all of them my work! Surely you can understand
how this sort of fame and notoriaty would be intoxicating.

Jon F. Kelly of Laughlin, Nevada was HOT on my trail and he told me that I would
be toast and there was NO escaping his relentless pursuit.
He was going to stop me at all costs and I think he used the expression
"Cold In My Tracks"


Indeed, Jon was relentless in his endeavor!

Well, after about three years of this, Bianca's fell to me. The mods got tired
of it.
No matter how many posts they deleted, no matter how many times they banned
me,
I used another IP and returned. I drove them crazy. Soon, they gave up, and
Bianca
sold the site.

I absolutely do not know how to flood. There is a flooder among us. I suspect
that our
flooder is some older man who lives at home with his mother in her basement!
I myself, only have a rudimentary knowledge of computers.

People just started flooding, and other people assumed it was
"Indy," and before I knew it, I was being called the flooder. Well,
even though I did not flood, the reputation of being the flooder caused people
to think even higher of me, that I was some sort of hacking mastermind. I of
course just took the fame and did not deny the flooding. Hahaha. What a brilliant
move.

Well, at this point in history, I have been at my work for three years.
But the real question is this: WHY do I do this? What compelled me to continue
to post about farts and turds for five years? Well, I suspect that any human
being, at some level, desires power, praise, and recognition. And even negative
attention and power is better than none. I happened to stumble upon a formula
that brings those things, and the anonymous power makes me feel good. It is
as simple as that. Now don't get me wrong! I am NOT a bad person. I do not
do things that actually harm people. I just do not think that sexual fora are
all that important. Fora where people post sex stories, well, are hardly important.

Destroying them does not really harm anyone. In real life, I am a good person.
I do not hurt others. I do charity work. I work hard and give my mother money
every month. But something about the anonymous power...it is seductive. So,
that is my, Indy's, story. There is nothing more or less complicated than that.
That is my story, and everything I have said is true. Indy is just a character
I play, sort of like Martin Short played Ed Grimley, or Woody Allen played Alvy
Singer. Indy is just a character.

Nothing more, nothing less. If you met me in real life, you would find an intelligent,

handsome, capable man with a decent career who has fun, provides for his mother,
and dates.
I am nothing special.
But I truly believe that my character Indy is one of the great literary
creations of our century. You may agree or disagree, but one thing you cannot
deny: Indy has had more influence on the entire internet than any other person
or character. Long live Indy! (pronounced as one word)

time to get new material, SHITHEAD. But that may never happen...

And this, from a guy who teaches at a Community College and thinks that Satanic ritual child abuse is FUNNY?? Why should I care what an idiotic sub-human evil MONSTER like you thinks?

I am the MASKED your BASTARD, Indy. I own your very soul. "Evil" is a matter of individual perception. Monster? That's more like a compliment. Thanks, faggot. Community Colleges are okay if you want to treated like a human being going to school and not just a number being filtered through the dumbed down, subsidized educational system.


And yes, I find it very funny that you were abused. Just like you find it funny to call me a NIGGER and just like when you break the sacred Demandments of the MASKED your BASTARD just to get a reaction.

DO NOT TEMPT THE MASKED YOUR BASTARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING, FECES-EATING SHITHEAD, CLOSET HOMOFUCUAL, CHEAP-HITLER HAIRCUT-HAVING, SEXUAL FAILURE, MAGNET FOR FEMALE REJECTION, BUTTER DUMPSTER!!! HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A BASTARD SCORNED.

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