Masked Bastard

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Mondello's Madhouse

August 2008

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Your name is Jamal Jefferson, and you live in Missouri. I used to live in NYC: if you have knowledge of all 5 boroughs, then answer these questions, the answers to which only a true resident would know:

1. What is the gayest neighborhood in Manhattan?

2. What is the name of the pizza shop that is considered the best in Manhattan?

3. What is the best pizza in New York City, with Italians who have a real wood burning pizza oven?

4. Name the neighborhood where the Jehovah's Witnesses have their headquarters.

5. If you were in Flatbush and wanted to get to the Cloisters using public transportation, how would you get there?

6. What is the worst neighborhood in all of the New York City limits?

...I just know of them. That's it. I spend most of my time in the Meadowlands and south thereof. Why the fuck would I stay in a shithole like NYC when I can three-way fuck NJ by going and it's Stewart. asshole. To answer your "I USED TO LIVE THERE' quiz:

1. What is the gayest neighborhood in Manhattan?
There isn't just ONE, shithead. The most concentrated areas are Chelsea and Greenwich Village.

2. What is the name of the pizza shop that is considered the best in Manhattan?
Grimaldi's. I stood in line once there for an hour.

3. What is the best pizza in New York City, with Italians who have a real wood burning pizza oven?
First off, they use coal burning ovens, not wood. Again, Grimaldi's is considered the best.

4. Name the neighborhood where the Jehovah's Witnesses have their headquarters.
Brooklyn Heights (Dumbo).

5. If you were in Flatbush and wanted to get to the Cloisters using public transportation, how would you get there?
Whatever subway is close and there are other forms of public transit, like the bus or a taxi. I prefer my mountain bike.


6. What is the worst neighborhood in all of the New York City limits?
According to Forbes magazine or according to you? I can name quite a few...


Here's an idea, FUCKHEAD. Move back to NYC and then you can judge and interrogate. But until then...FUCK OFF.

The Masked Bastards wife?

Date: 21:11:12 on Monday, August 11, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD (MB)
Subject: More like...





 

Now that is a butt!!!!!

Masked Bastard bans you from his fora if you say something he does not like.

My BASTARD BALLS are too BIG for Indy to lick. The sheer weight alone of these TANTAMOUNT TESTICLES will crush his fragile ASS and then who would Impostor Indy and DEF have to RIM their starfishes and CORNHOLE them in the French Quarter?

Recently I revealed online that I am an African American.  Okay, what's the big deal?  Why did everybody think I was something otherwise?  This goes to show how shallow and much people don't think.  It really is sad that people like Fake Indy (aka thereefchat handle"Indy", Indy the Great, Leroy Cleophus Washington Jones, Thomas Hardy, Professor Genius, Human Fudge, Julieesa, Ronald "Butch" Defeo, Soothsayer, Captain Obvious) can't deal with the fact that someone can see through all of his BULLSHIT is black.  Geez, Indy.  How much does that SUCK ASS for you?  I've been playing Indy (MM) from day 1.  I wish to punish you SAUSAGE WALLETS more and I will continue to do so, Because it must. 

Now, there is a little matter of why I speak and write the way I do.  Well, I am the MASKED BASTARD.  I am MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED.  That's
all you need to know.  If I removed my mask, you won't be able to handle what's beneath it (and I don't mean my physical appearance).  What I look like is not nearly as dangerous as what I can do to a person.  Ask Fake Indy (aka thereefchat handle "Indy", Indy the Great).  He'll tell you how he got OWNED by the MASKED his BASTARD and yet, like a CUNT CREAM PIE, he continues to resist and defy the MASKED his BASTARD.

Let Fake Indy, "Indy", Indy the Great, be an example of what happens when you TEMPT the MASKED your BASTARD.  Fake Indy got his little FAGGOT ASS handed to him with a side of PICK UP YOUR SHATTERED EGO.  Fake Indy (and many others in his FRUITY CLIT-CLIQUE) will continue to break the Ten Demandents and I will continue to rain VERBAL DEATH upon them in the form of FIRE and BRIMSTONE.  Keep FUCKING WITH ME, Fake Indy.  The MASKED BASTARD promises nothing of TEXT TORMENT and ONLINE OVERTHROW for your NARROW LITTLE ASS.

THUS SAITH,

I wanna cut Marvin's NUTS OFF.

Seriously..who is dan nesselroth...wasn't he one of the original dump people?

Dan is a ~SICK~ FUCKER that I wouldn't let near a child suicide bomber.

this give ya wood?

#4 with Diet Coke. FUCKING HOMO. HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's all you can get, BITCH!!! FAT NASTY BITCHES!!! Holla at me when you get a woman remotely close to a size 5, not these DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER EATIN', EQUATOR-WAISTLINE BITCHES!!!!

Do you think any of them got buzzed on the wine?

My guess would be yes! I think that is why Judas Iscariot ended up droppin a dime on Jesus and getting his ass cruisified! He prolly had a bad head on him..drinkin red wine will do that..he felt like shit..and besides he figured with the extra scratch (30 pieces of silver) he could by some better cocktails than that red wine they drank.

But really now come on...why would one of your partying buds end up ratting you out knowing you were gonna get snuffed!!?? Especially after having a party and all the night before!

Your thoughts?

Who knows, they say Moses was tripping on ayahuasca juice when god talked to him (go figure).

...it was all part of a divine plan. What they don't understand is that when he rose from the grave He had OWNED the devil and death. Jesus Christ made the way to heaven for all people.

Why do you think we have so many religions on this planet? To keep people confused and fighting each other. The truth has no place here. That's just the way it is.

Hannah Stories 52 & 53 are up. Enjoy.

http://www.geocities.com/maskedbas_tard/teah/hannah.htm

Stop challenge me and then banning me when I try to reply!

why would he let losers on his board? you're not even Indy the Great

He is dark.

I abused him while he was in foster care.

...who disagrees with him. What a coward!!!! Hetalks alot of trash, but when it coms down to it, he bans you and hides.

...a few times, in fact. I never banned you. Just that imposer ASSHOLE pretending to be you, because he is your GAY LOVER and he gives me most of your personal info to use against you. So thank him.

"Captain Obvious"
http://www.thereef.ws/members/MASKED_BASTARD/forum/posts/08-08-03/848.shtml

"Leroy Washington"
http://www.thereef.ws/members/MASKED_BASTARD/forum/posts/08-07-31/841.shtml

Or else he would let me post on his board!

http://www.thereef.ws/members/MASKED_BASTARD/forum/posts/08-08-11/855.shtml


*YAWN*

and he FUCKING knows it. I will beat them like a foster parent. He PISSES his pants when I remove my belt.

NO.

Chill out and quit being such a bastard!

Fuck you, Baldy. You asked me to come here. Check that FAGGOT ASSHOLE Indy then you can come preach good behavior to me. You all up on my DICK, begging me to come here. Fuck off, buddy. This SHITHOLE would not me jumpin' if I wasn't here PWNNING Indy and Marvin.

He challenges me here, then he banned me from his fora!!!!

Only Imposer Indy is banned:
http://www.thereef.ws/members/Indy/forum/

Fake Indy aka Indy the Great is not banned. He may proceed to post at my board and be eaten alive when ever he choses. If your IP address is 60.191.73.186 you are not Indy the Great and you are not allowed to post at my fora. Plain and simple, but very confusing for douche bags and homos.

you stupid,l stupid negro. I am Indy the great. Why don;t you look up that IP address and see that it is in Louisana, MORON?

I can't check the IP on Linz's board, FAGGOT.

You really need new material.

That's never going to happen.

There are to date 3 different Indys:

Indy - the original Aussie.

Indy the Great - Fake Indy from the Deep South

Impostor Indy - some sexually confused asshole who is obsessed with Fake Indy by uses the original Indy's handle name. Truly a sad person this chump is.


Original Indy I could care less about. Fake Indy is allowed to post at my board. Impostor Indy is not allowed to post at my board, because it must.



MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED

Thank you for clearing that up. I was a bit confused as to the whole Indy phenomenon.

Hey moron?? I am fake Idy, you stupid dipshit. Check the IPs

I can't check the IPs here. This is Linz's board, you Vaginal Bulb Syringe!!!

...to wearing a mask. These other assholes play it off using multiple handle names like that's going to hide their IP addy. What a bunch of FUCKED UP SHITHEADS.

http://www.geocities.com/maskedbas_tard/dailydump/06-2004_masked_bastard.htm

Date: 01:19:04 on Saturday, August 16, 2008
Name: Historian
Subject: The ORIGINAL Masked Bastard




 

He is not MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED. And you're breaking the first and second Demandments.

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