I thought of a great nickname for you: "Felcher" It means a buddy who is always willing to help you out of a tight crack. (well, that's not really what it means. It really refers to... uh... why don't you Google for a definition?) Anyway, with this whole money thing, I thought that would be a cool name for you.
So, what are you going to do with your share of the money? Are you going to stay in Nigeria or move somewhere else? If you come to the US, I'll teach you all the stuff you need to say to fit in.
For instance, the way my friends say "hi" or "goodbye" these days is by saying "stroke me". I think it came from a fancy way we were shaking hands, but who knows?
Anyway, let me know if you want more slang.
Stroke me
Don
Edom sends a kiss-off.
hey don, yes i can see that you are a baby. please goodbye. edoom (still holding steady with Edoom)
Whoa, wassup with that?
I've done everything you asked to get this deal done. (well, except for send you $1000) As far as I knew, we were waiting on your lawyer dude to get back to me. What's changed? From where I'm standing, you are the ones being babies about all this. I already gots a lawyer, and he wouldn't be just sitting around doing nothing like yours.
If you want my help with this, then go talk to your lawyer and tell him to answer his email every once in a while.
Don