Modj Nights at their best
Many of you people may get confused when modjers talk about New Year nights. These happen very rarely and are always very special nights. Not just anyone can attend New Year nights, only the rich and famous, such as Jai Ruley.
All the excitement begins at around 9 o'clock, I'd say. One of the modjers missions down to **** garage and buys vast amounts of cider and Lemsip. The time leading up to New Year is all a bit blurry. You just mosh to a bit of Rage and eat modj salad really. Then at about 5 past 12 you realise you've missed New Year but you just pretend the clock�s wrong. New Year should only really take place in Lara�s bedroom. You all cram into the small section of her room and dance to the New Year play list on Winamp. This has some bangin� choooooooons on it man. I won't go through them, because� well, you'd just think we're too cool and the whole fans-climbing-through-our-windows thing will start up again. You MUST have you own personal mike, this is vital. If you don't have a mike you don't look like a proper rock star. I would advise not trying to use a lava lamp though. It's a bit heavy and large, but the lid off one works just fine. Light bulbs also make great microphones. Hair straighteners are also very effective, especially ones with a cable, which adds to the illusion. Jai Ruley tends to go for the hairbrush, not one of my favourites.
At the end of a very tiring night, you just want to crash out in a nice double bed. This causes some minor problems. One modjer may be very drunk and tired and want some peaceful sleep. Others act like knobs and don't shut up. The only way you can shut annoying modjers up is to threaten them with �sleep or fly�. Basically you either sleep or fly; there is no other option. Sometimes this doesn�t even make them shut up and you have threaten them with �sleep or crawl�. The final straw is when you must threaten them with the dangerous and much feared �lick or dick�. This should only happen in extreme circumstances
You can't beat it, so you have to join it. That�s about all really, try it out, you never know, you might enjoy yourself. Happy New Year from all of modj. |
