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| Slammers bam bam boom. OK babes, here we go. Here comes another modj game flyin at yarr. The game Slammers must only be played in the summer when its nice and hot hot hot and errrm dark. It begins with Em and Lar, then Buff comes for the like actual slammin sesh. Right, this is what you do,get like a ground sheet from Ikea, actually make that 3. Now get a hose yeah, and like leave it on for a few hours so you flood your garden. Give Buff a ring ding and tell her to get her wet suit on. Right now, this is the important bit, without these special tools you wo be able to slam the propa style modj. OK, so you need, 2 sledges and 1 body board, the sledges must never actually be used to slam in, that would just like crack your ribs man. So anyway, while yum a waitin for Buff just like sit in a sledge full of water or summitt, or drink vozza, yeaaah Marsh tends to go for the latter. OK this is it, the slammer bammer big thing. Tie the body board round your wrist for extra support like, make sure you've got a good run up and then you're ready. Run as fast as you can and throw yourself into the plastic mats. If yum a good at the slammin then you get to the patio, if you're shit then you just get stuck in the shallow end. This is perfectly normal, you prob just need to work on your run. Its a proven fact that the more Vodka you drink the better your slammers get. Marsh became the champion slammer but only because she was pazza and only for that reason. If this was a sober thing Buff would win hands down, ers sporty ya know. Beard football Beard football is usually played in the park on modj picnics. All that is needed is a 99p football from Wilkinsons (or if you're desperate, Dillons). Then modjers stand in a triangle (or possibly square) shape and kick the ball to one another and as the ball is kicked they throw themselves to the floor in order to look like Beard when dancing. That Buffey is so sporty. Cicero The modjers have played Cicero with some great people, such as Evna (Lara sort of scored a Cicero when she leaned on the post and the lamp went off after Ev had kicked it), Presto, who tends to kick the concrete part of the post, ermmm, Wilkesy, who taught us to play Cicero Elite (you kick the post above the Cicero plate so that it wobbles) and many many more. Oooh oooh, Betts as well. A Cicerdue is when the lamp comes back on after a few seconds. The majority of Ciceros scored by modjers are in fact Cicerdues, they just tend to deny it. Cicero scores: Baglez - 10 million Buffey - 10. Most of these were Cicerdues. Em - 1 and a half Lara - 0 (she wears heels, enough said) The stool game Lara invented this out of boredom and is possibly the most dangerous modj games of all. You simply sit on Lara's stool with a towel on your head (so you can't see) and spin the stool until you're very dizzy. Then, with the towel still on your head you find your way either to the bathroom or to the sink. It has resulted in a number of injuries. One including Em Mars getting a bit excited and over-spinning the stool so that she flew off it. She is still recovering. CAD (Control, aim, direction) CAD began in the modj town of Moreton in the Marsh. Modjers Em and Lara were walking to play tennis and began trying to keep the ball up in the air with their tennis rackets. They then started to take this game rather seriously and it was christened as CAD. It is now played with any object, ranging from a football to a balloon to a rolled up piece of paper. It has even been discovered that there is a computer version of the game. |
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| The name Cicero was given to this game after Lara, Em Mars and Baglez went to see Chicago (the word Cicero is in one of the songs). Em and Lara were slightly under the influence of alcohol and were singing the Cicero song. This lead to Baglez getting annoyed and kicking a lampost so hard that it turned off. The game of Cicero had begun. Every time someone gets a Cicero, "CICERO!" must be shouted. It can take a number of mini Ciceros before a full Cicero can take place. The best Cicero lampost is outside the nursing home, which is rather dangerous as it tends to upset the nurses. |
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So you're all slammed out. Get into some nice dry clothes and pass out on the patio, yes the patio, patio patio patio. You should wake up around 3am covered in bruises and not being able to actually move. Give it a go, I wouldnt, but you might wanna. Yeaaaaaaahhh. Sick in a bowl. |