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| The world of modj wouldn't be the same without its legends. There are so many legends in this world, it's difficult to count them all. However, we have been able to identify a few of the great legends that we encounter in our daily lives, and have tried to emphasise how much we worship these people. Ok, so worship may not be the word. We just admire them very very much, and these are people that we must all aspire to be like. True legends don't realise they are a legend until they are labelled a legend by us. Click here for some useful ledge vocabulary |
| It is important to understand that to be a fully qualified legend, us modjers have to have met you. This is true for Finn from Hollyoaks (also known as James Redmond in real life). Mr Redmond had the privilege of meeting the modj while at Cardiohead. Not only did we meet him, but also his wife Yvette from the Salon. They loved us. Prob. Two celebrities in one. Wo. We are special. |
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| Finn (aka James Redmond) |
| Beard Alex Holloway, also known as Beard is a legend. I could end it just there. I mean, the name says it all. Someone with the name Beard just has to be a legend really. However, Beard has accomplished many other ledge things to earn him this great title. First of all, he got banned from the Meeting Place for touching men up, amongst other things. Also, he is on the intro to the Fuck the Scene website, which can't be bad, and he can be found lurking amongst the Seraphidian photo archives. |
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| Beard also went out with Sabanna (Savana, Havana?). And he had a fluffy beard. Therefore - legend. N.B. Beard no longer looks like this. At all. He is also suffering from amnesia after falling down some stairs. So, his status as a legend is pretty much on the breadline. Goodness. He really has gone downhill. Shit Pants Shit Pants, the king of all legends. We have actually only met Shit Pants once, but that was enough for him to be top of the legends. Shit Pants likes to hang out around Warwick University, even though he doesn't actually go there. He especially likes to go the cheesy music nights there. This is where Lara and Em met their old mate Shit Pants. Lara was the first one to notice him; she fell in love with his lovely long locks and sexy dancing. To begin with Lara, Em and a few others didn�t mind this mysterious character having a bit of a boogie with them. UNTIL...dum dum dummmmmmmmmmm................... a rather nasty smell started lurking about the dance floor, and this smell was shit, I'm afraid, and so the rumours started circulating. Yep, you guessed it, Shit Pants shit his pants. Good and proper, prob. We can't really remember much after this, but we think he got took away by the security guards. Modjers often do ''the shit pants dance'' in tribute to this fine legend. Shit Pants we love you, even if you did shit your pants. NOTE: We didn't actually touch Shit Pants, we just pointed and laughed. Shit Pants is not to be confused with MC Hammer. |
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