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| the world of modj linda green |
| Attack of the Linda Greens A modjer's worst fear IAs many of you may already know, Linda Green plays a somewhat essential role in the World of Modj. The almighty Linda Green (aka Lisa Tarbuck) is a mystical figure, who invades the wardrobe of modjers every now and again, with traumatic results. You may at this point be asking, �What the fick is she on about?� Well, to be honest, I don�t know. But I�ll try to explain myself in the best way possible. Linda Green, of the famous TV show, �Linda Green� is almost always found wearing a Linda Green. A Linda Green is a v-neck top, made of polyester or cotton, or sometimes a mixture of the two. The modjers often ask themselves why they buy these creations. They are the most boringest tops ever. Well, one reason for their actions may be because they are only �4.99 from H&M. There are many types of Linda Greens; these are just a few examples: � Traditional Black - as worn by most modjers, sometimes to Rock Cafe. NB A variation of the above is Lara�s lightning Linda. She didn't make it herself, as I foolishly assumed. Sos Larrrrzz. � � Linda � As above, but with � length sleeves. Em and Lara have matching � Lindas. � Titty Pink � This is worn with a top known as Titty, belonging to Buffey. Ahem. � Strangle Linda � Not a traditional Linda Green but has the same texture. Strangle Lindas should always strangle you, make you sweat like Conrad (prob) and cause your head to get stuck when trying to remove them. � Strangle Linda (long sleeves) � This particular type of Linda Green is worn underneath a Strangle Linda, causing colossal discomfort. There are many more varieties of Linda Greens, which have not yet invaded our wardrobes. When these bastards have decided to show up, we�ll add them onto the site. |
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| That�s a good enough reason I suppose. The main reason though, which I find much more plausible, is the fact that Linda Green is such a powerful creature. Look at her. Those eyes, so commanding and forceful, the omnipotent highlights of her hair, her mighty dimples. That�s our Linda. Her power is just too great to comprehend. |