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| the world of modj modj hair |
| Quite possibly, your worst nightmare. Right. Many of you mortals enjoy bullying us modjers because of our hair. Well, you have to fully understand the stress and strain we go through. It ain't a good life I tell ya. First of all, if you want to look slightly normal and be accepted into society without being mistaken for a lion, you have to spend at least half an hour trying to tame the fucker. Certain modjers may get picked on for being slightly bessessed with straight hair. WELL WELL WELL. If you were to see us before we use straighteners, you would be grateful - believe me. Picture Noddy Holder crossed with Freddie Mercury. Yep, that's us. Only the modjers themselves can see such sights. One person witnessed such a sight, but we haven't heard from them since. Shame. On special occasions, modjers like to spend an extra 5,000,000 hours to straighten all of their hair just so they can wear piggies Ahh yes. Piggies are only for special occasions, and when worn guarantee a fab night. I said FAB, not fat, lay off man. Why am I even writing this? It's all bullshit. Yeah, you know you like the stuff. Hail to the piggies. You know they're fit.. |
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| If you want people to talk to you, brush your hair. If you don't, you will look like this. This is how modjers look most mornings. We modjers have many different methods of hair taming to help us out. The most commonly used one is prob a modj mess. This involves making the back of your head look like a bird's nest. This has proven to be quite popular with society and modjers rely on this most days at college. Another popular method would prob be bun heads. Oh yes, good old bunnys. These kill your brain because they're so tight, but you know. They do look fit. Buff has taken a particular liking to this style, even though it rips her head apart on a regular basis. |
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