This year I have mostly been: asleep Like falling off a bike....ouch
I'm always spraining my ankles. Sleep is a relief: at least I can't HURT MYSELF when I'm asleep!
Had enough depressing stuff? Get me out of here!!
*   = accident **  = many accidents
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"Ooh I do feel queer"
Kenneth Williams,
Carry on Cleo
Fell off my skateboard in 1977. Gravel HURTS!
Unbelieveably stupid things happen to me and always have done. Like Toxic Shock poisoning at Glastonbury 1990. Falling off a mountain bike in 2003. Falling down flights of stairs not once, not twice but EIGHT times in my lifetime. Getting an undiagnosed water-bourne illness in Tunisia, 1989. Having an adverse reaction to Zyban, the anti-smoking drug in 2000. Being pushed off a moving bus from the top deck in 1982. Meeting Dominic, who almost killed me because I was "annoying", 1989. Ah, memories.
Secondary School. Beaten up quite a lot.
Thank you, Rupert Murdoch
Unbelievably Stupid Update: August 2004. After three months' back pain and outrageous limping, found out I have a slipped disc, which explains why my foot's been numb for a week and I'm in unprecedented pain. Sweet pain relief and an appointment with the osteopath - ah, bliss.
1990. Terrible year, and not just the football....
w h e e z e . . . w h e e z e. . . give us a fag
1989 I Met a fan of the old Ultraviolence. He strangled me. That's how I got whiplash!
Lovin' Opioid Pain Relief - like Judy Garland! Zzzzz
2004. Year of the Lungs. Pneumonia. Bronchitis - five times. Cough. Memo to self: quit smoking. Again.
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