Playing Musical Chairs with Officers
Lately, it's been around a different officer for different positions almost routinely. It's getting to be quite a show, heck, why not have some bets on the side and find out who the NEW person in, yet another, office shall be? Let's see... we've had new Harpy, new Sheriff, new Gangrel Primogen(quite a few times, from what I hear), new Brujah Primogen, oh, and the EVER rotating "no-one-wants-to-volunteer" Ventrue Primogen, in the last few months.
You know... I could've swore there was a time when these positions MEANT something to SOMEONE. Hell if I know what, anymore. Hmmm... why could this be happening so often? I don't know... maybe it's just a secret game that the Clans and Kindred are playing that I just don't know, but I kinda doubt it. So, C'MON PEOPLE! You get elected, you get elected! It's like being sentenced to prison! Serve your time and then get the hell outta there!
Now, time doesn't mean 2 weeks, or hell, a few hours. Awhile longer than that, people. I just hope that people realize that positions of power equal responsibilities that one must bear, before we get attacked by aliens, or killer teddy bears. What was it someone once said? Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything. Oh, and "A sucker's born every minute". I think both apply to people in power... or at least, those playing musical chairs.
by Pete Barker, Clan Ventrue
A Challenge for the Gangrels
As far as I come to understand it, we have dropped Randal of Morongo as
Primogen, gained Jacob Blackdog who was later staked due to not being able to
handle the job, and now we have Erik of the Jannisaries as Primogen. Frankly
this switching of the head should not be seen as bad. In fact it is very
healthy for our clan. It is showing that only the strongest survive. In this
case, Erik has claimed the seat. He will keep this until another can prove
his might and take our current Primogen out. Regardless of all this, we have
a challenge on our hands. Apparently there is some Sabbat activity down
south. There has not been much word of
meeting this challenge. I assume that our Primogen will be there and our Whip
as well. Regardless if you are City or Tribal, BE THERE! We do not back from
any challenge! So I say to you ALL--fight or to hell with you!
Either way...all shall be noted...
--Bruegell Stillwinds, Clan Gangrel
Keeper of Elysium
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Anarchs:
Bold Fashion sense, or Misguided Wannabe's?
Like, this is SO cool! Whoever knew I'D be writing in a paper! Like, oh-my-gawd! Awright, 'bout this anarch bit? Heh, hell-o, people! That is SO 80s! C'mon! Leather jackets, bandannas and biker gear went out with Milli Vanilli!
Now, sure, we've been havin', like, some major problems with newbies not claiming who they're with and all, but c'mon, if you're going to, like, hide, why not hide in style? We've got Del Taco man, Rambo, and a few others who just don't KNOW how to dress! Style, people, that's what it's all about!
Anarchs rebel, don't they? What're you rebelling against? Fashion?! That's it, like, you've all been warned. Janie's gonna get her camera out soon, and start takin' pics of those of you under arrest by the "Fashion Police". Also here to give props to those that dress snappy and make bold new leaps in the fashion world.
Watch out people, because YOU, like, just might end up arrested by the "Fashion Police". Like, you know what I mean?
by Janie Richards, Clan Toreador
Habits of Feeding
I would like to take this time to point out the dangers of feeding and of claimed territory. Many of todays kindred seem to think that violence is the means to and end, that end being blood. Well STOP IT such idiotic behavior risks us each time you engage in it. In this vein I offer another means to those of simple minds.
Find a small eager group of blood dolls to feed from and keep them clean. Or pick up a date from a bar, the ecstasy of the kiss being good enough sexual pleasure to cover up the feeding. And yes mortals still enjoy *necking*. On the topic of herds, be careful that you do not infringe upon another kindreds feeding grounds though.
Many areas have been claimed as *domain* by groups of kindred. Corona and norco are owned by the warlocks and one can only wonder about the punishment they might lend to interlopers. The Morongo rez and surrounding cities are Tribal gangrel, and though their punishment will be more predictable I like to keep my face unscarred thank you.
So remember this where-ever you hunt be discrete and dont piss of the local landlords, thank you and goodnight.
Trevor Vitus, Harpy
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