Our "Very Own" LOOPEY DICONARY!

» Labyrinth - 1. trying to navigate thru MSN Chatrooms to find our Loopey Chat Room

» Latex - 1. body armour of the dreaded MSN Moofie tribe

» Leap of Faith - 1. Jolly + Barbwire Fence + Bull (Thanx Raven)

» Leather and Lace - 1. cottage Industry (Thanx Raven)

» Lei-Lani - 1. from the Hudoo Gurus 1st album

» Lifeline - 1. catch this and tie it to your waist to help prevent being moofed

» Lint - 1. the essential essence - eternal presence of the Universe that binds us all together in our one-common humanity; 2. "Lint me your ears" (Thanx Trishy)

» Lintosophy - 1. holistic religious philosophy of Lint

» lmfao - 1. languages mainly flung around orangutans

» lol - 1. lollies of laxative

» Loo-Pee - 1. 'Thunder Box'

» Loqurinistic - 1. helplessly squinting at your monitor screen, then realising you've turned the brightness setting right down

» Lord of the Rings - 1. aka. "M'Lady Drakness Vs Moofie Monster"

» Lulu - 1. Moofie Monster's secret crush; 2. Ecka's alter-ego when the moon is full...

» Lupin - 1. officially recognized loopey-flower

» Lymph - 1. (vb.) to walk with a lisp

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» Malapert - 1. sweet-and-sour saucey

» Malapropism - 1. ludicrous confusion between words cf. "Diconary"

» Mallard - 1. wild turkey (hic!)

» MalsMadcapMadhouse4ManicMates - cf."Community"

» Medievalism - 1. spirit of Drakness

» Member - 1. community plaything (allegedly!)

» Memory - 1. ?...i forget...

» Microsoft - 1. Satan-Incarnate among us!

» Moartoonie - 1. Medieval Castlemaine mead

» Mobile/Cell Phone - 1. source of SMS chaos; 2. untimely ringing in the middle of funerals

» Modem - 1. hidden source of annoying high-pitched squealing (not stuck pig)

» Moo-Fee - 1. high-priced beef

» Moofied; Moofed - 1. unexpectedly disconnected from internet cf. *&^%$#@!

» Mortality - 1. all good things must come to an end, eventually (how philosophical!); 2. the life expectancy of our CPU

» Mousepad - 1. where the mice live, stoopid!

» MSN - 1. Moofed Sooner (not) Never

» Mushrooms - 1. Sacred items of devoted worship for the faithful disciples of the Great Prophet Zaphod (Thanx Moofie, you farkin idjuit!)

» Muzak - 1. those embarrassingly awkward moments in crowded elevators

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» Nasality - 1. online snobbery; 2. looking down your nose at another chatter

» Navel - 1. holy tabernacle of the sacred Lint of Flubberworten

» Negligent - 1. (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie

» Nipples - 1. small waves atop the ocean

» Non Compos Mentis - cf. "Microsoft"

» Nose - 1. please wipe

» Nudism; Nudist - 1. copious bodily movement whilst competing in beach-volleyball; 2. not what the Loopey room becomes after 1am, Malster!

» Nu-whomp-challsteristicly-sluggery-gribburts - 1. we have no farking idea what this means!; 2. possibly from the Lithuanian, "My oily green cat noisily ate your valuable Graecian gribburts", but desputed...

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» Occulardectomy - 1. the operational procedure of severing the nerve that runs between the eye and rectum, which stops ppl having a shitty outlook on life. (Thanx twasi)

» Odda - 1. a town in southern Norway, on the arm of the Hardanger Fjord. Named after original lumerjacks in the area nearly perished escaping from a falling tree, yelling as they ran, 'Let's get odda here!' (Thanx Moofie)

» Oerstead, Hans Christian (1777-1851) - 1. A Danish physicist who discovered that shoving a needle into a powerpoint is not such a brilliant idea (Thanx Moofie)

» Olives - 1. the item you need to remember to ask the guy at Subway to not put on your sandwich (Thanx Raven)

» OMG - 1. obstreperous moustaches gyrate

» Orellana, Fransisco di - 1. 16th-century Spanish explorer who first attempted to swim backwards down the Amazon River (Thanx Moofie)

» Oxymoron - 1. too much laughing gas at the dentist

» Oyster - 1. (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions

» Ozzy - 1. D'uh! (qv); 2. Ostrich (Thanx Trishy)

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» Pachydermatous - 1. thick-skinned chatter who won't take the hint

» Paderewski, Ignace Jan (1859-1940) - 1. Polish pianist who loved to play with himself (Moofie! :O)

» Parp - also 'Squeaky' (qv 'fart')

» Peccavi (Latin) - 1. how on earth did that &%$#@! happen using this &%$#@! software I expertly installed myself? ('I have sinned...')

» Penguin - 1. chatroom bouncer

» Pestilence - cf. "porn bot"

» Pestulance - 1. the annoying relative you send to your brother Lance's place to stay instead of with you (Thanx Trishy)

» Pffffttt - 1. not knowing what to say (Thanx Raven)

» Pilcher, Percy Sinclair (1866-99) - 1. English pioneer aviator and inventor of the nappy fetish (Thanx Moofie, you cretin!)

» Pink Floyd - 1. Jolly's accompanying soundfile

» Piranhas - 1. cf. Orellana, Fransisco di

» Pith Helmet - 1. safety device used during milking

» Pizza - 1. all 5 food groups in one meal

» Plummet - 1. plunge headlong into the Moofie-land vortex

» pmsl - 1. profitless malevolent squatting leprechauns

» Poiuyt - 1. falling asleep on the keyboard (Thanx Raven)

» Polanskified - 1. two tall Eastern-European oaksticks bound and gagged, fried lightly in snow-sauce

» Pokemon - 1. (n) a Jamaican proctologist

» Porn-Bot - 1. annoying black-holes in cyberspace; 2. something to keep Twasi amused (Thanx Raven)

» Pretentious - 1. checking the camping gear before leaving home on holiday

» Profanic; Profanism - 1. universal and commonly-spoken second language (Thanx TangerineStar)

» Profile - 1. turn your head and cough

» Proverbs - click here for some Loopey Proverbs!

» Provite - 1. a hooker who joins the army (Thanx Raven)

» Pseudonym - 1. who is that?; 2. bloke wearing calf skin pants (Thanx Trishy)

» Psychedelic - 1. Whitey's mind

» Psychology - 1. study of the working of the mind ie. pointless (Thanx Moofie)

» Puter - 1. affectionate nickname for object of addictive-warth

» Pwer - 1. power with no strength (Thanx Raven)

» Python - 1. Monty; 2. Owl Stretching Time (Thanx Malster)

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» Quack - 1. pathetic strangulated cry of the Mallard (qv)

» Quadrilateral - 1. four-sided drinks' glass

» Quaff - 1. (vb.) drinking games; 2. down! down! down!

» Quag - 1. marshy, boggy chatroom

» "Quis custidiet ipsos moofum custodes?"(Latin) - 1. who will guard the guards guarding Moofie?

» Quixotic - 1. absurdly chivalrous chatter; 2. parking in the chatroom

» Quizzlethrumplets - 1. the correct biological name for those stringy gray hairs unfortunately growing out of your ears

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» Raffles, Sir Thomas Stamford (1781-1826) - 1. colonial founder of Singapore and inventor of an annoying game of chance now entrusted to little-old-ladies outside of supermarkets (Moofie, you farking idjuit!)

» RAM - 1. Paul McCartney's 2nd post-Beatles solo LP

» Ray-Van - 1. truckies' driving sunnies

» Rectangle - 1. the shape of everyone's head in the loopey room (Thanx Raven)

» Rectitude - 1. (n.) the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you

» Rectum - 1. broken; 2. destroyed; 3. hacked

» REM - 1. Rapid Eye Motionless; 2. a symptom of fixed-cyber-staring

» Rip Van Winkle - 1. has just installed Windows 3.1 onto his 186 puter

» Ronklingstoned - 1. the echoing sound of your still-wet teaspoon falling into the empty kitchen sink late at night in a deadly-quiet sleeping household

» Rules - a solid, flat level playing field for all chatters, described here

» Runnymede - 1. south bank of the Thames River upon which the Magna Carta was signed in 1215; 2. Raven's nightmare if the fermentation doesn't work properly; 3. Thunderbird Syndrome (cf.)

» Ruwenzori - 1. the sound you might make if you fell off this Ugandan mountain range

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» Saint - cf "Host"

» Salsa - 1. keyboard jam (Thanx Raven)

» Samme - 1. Davis Jnr; 2. very respectable and good name for your dog (Thanx Trishy)

» Scanner - 1. deviate trying to deceitfully rip-off your money

» Scronkie - 1. projectile that hits a window as the result of a violent sneeze (Thanx Sedate)

» Seagoon - 1. Harry

» Seatbelt - 1. a device to stop you falling off the computer chair (Thanx Raven)

» Sedate - cf. "Beer" and "Bourbon"

» Shotgun - 1. take a Tim-Tam and a coffee..."Tim Tam Hoovers" (Thanx Raven)

» Shots - 1. make it quick, and don't miss

» Sick am; sick off - 1. you'll have to ask Ecka what these mean! (pmsl) (Thanx Ecka)

» Smacckkk - 1. the sound of a kicking cf. "hammer"

» Snap! - 1. chatting same words/thoughts at exactly same time (also known as 'jinx')

» Snot - 1. what hosts beat out of those Porn-Bots

» Software - 1. now, that's getting much too personal, I dare say!; 2. ladies nightie

» Sox - 1. what gets Moofie hot; 2. please delete this one (1.) - some of us have feelings (Thanx Trishy)

» Spacebar - 1. a l i e n  t a v e r n

» Splllllaah - 1. the noise a moose makes when it lands on your bus (Thanx Raven)

» Spong - 539,756.975. the besieged British garrison at Fort Spong in Afphonosthan

» Spyware - 1. leftover trash from the Big Brother house

» Stagger - 1. result of excessive partying with Bob, Jack and Jim (qv)

» Start - 1. what Windows needs to stop

» Status - 1. that's us!

» Stuff - cf. "thing"

» Sugar High - 1. side effect of drinking Watermelon Breezers (qv) (Thanx Raven)

» Sxxt; $#it - 1. loopey swearing (Thanx Raven)

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» Take-Away Food - 1. chatters' turn to cook dinner

» Tea - 1. consume only in an emergency - like, when the coffee runs out

» Telephone - 1. annoying device that keeps us away from our digital-conversations (as re. Fairlysweetpea lol)

» Testicle - 1. humorous question on an exam; 2. final production-line test of Elmo dolls

» Thankies - 1. nose-blowers for lisper (Thanx Raven)

» Thing - 1. word we all use when we have absolutely no idea of any other word to use

» Thriiip - 1. the sound of sox coming off wet feet

» Thought - 1. sorry, what was that again?

» Thunderbird Syndrome - 1. the effect of consumption of Raven's Mead

» Time - 1. insignificant factor unless you are an ISP (Thanx Raven)

» Time-Zones - 1. crossing the International Date Line using your modem; 2. uselessly attempting to calculate the correct time difference between yourself and someone else living on the other side of the planet

» Tim Tam - 1. gift of the chocolate gods

» Tissue - 1. a sneezing dispute

» Toast - 1. staple Aussie diet; 2. celebratory greeting; 3. black drinks' coaster

» Toilet - 1. strongly tempts chatters astray with illogical yet urgent desperate need to up-and-leave the comforting-warmth of the spot they currently sit contentedly at; 2. not the place to cover with Glad Wrap late at night

» Too Far - 1. the distance between (Thanx Raven)

» Towel - 1. essential equipment for every hitchhiker

» Twishee - 1. a drunk Twistie

» Thoon - 1. a cricket-ball sound; 2. a vegetable; 3. a Thai provence and car; 4. a poet, 5. a mythological giant; 6. a goldfish; et al

» Tweak - 1. the sound of a zipper ripping stray pubix hairs

» Typo - 1. alleged accidental mistake, but made with full wisdom and knowledge cf. carp

» Typing - 1. usually hopeless attempt to communicate properly using a keyboard

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» Ugghh - 1. how one feels after drinking too many Watermelon Breezers (qv) (Thanx Raven)

» Utrecht, Treaty of (1713) - Spanish agreement to never drink again (immediately broken)

» Valhalla - where your brain goes when you collapse near-unconscious from alcoholic excess

» Vampire Bat - also known as 'the Taxman'; 2. a cricket batsman who sucks the life out of a bowler (cf. A. Gilchrist, etc).

» Veni, Vidi, Vici - 1. Bill Gates' motto ("We came , we saw, we kicked its' arse" - Bill Murray)

» Virus - 1. devastating follow-on results of Moofie's 3-bean, sprout and lentil chilli from last night

» Vulcanisation - 1. gradual mental deteriation and eventual brain death of Trekkies

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» Watermelon Breezer - 1. lollywater (Thanx Raven)

» Waw - 1. Turkish expression of surprised excitement (Thanx Ecka) C~

» Website - cf. "404"

» Webmaster - 1. owner of a very old half-falling-down and overgrown backyard shed full of very old boxes and assorted unidentifiable and rusty crap

» Whisper - 1. private personal chat between intimate friends; 2. later to be told (grossly expanded) to all in main chatroom

» Whitey - 1. bleached beached breached whale

» Whoo Hoo - 1. highly-contageous viral expression of exuberant loopiness

» Willy-nilly - 1. (adj.) impotent

» Windows - 1. what we throw obsolete software/hardware out of

» Wobble - 1. a direct result of overflowing mirth

» Work - 1. what we do to get money to pay for our ISP

» WTG - 1. who's this goose?

» WWW - 1. Where's Wallys' Wallet?

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» Xenophanes - 1. Greek philosopher (c.570-480 B.C.) who attacked old Italian religion with an inflatable cardboard chicken (Thanx Moofie)

» Xynedropthopicsm - 1. the scientific name of that sludgy gray scum that grows on your keyboard keys, if you don't clean them frequently with slasa dip

» Yahoo - 1. 'Us' & 'Them'

» Yankee - 1. suddenly coming back to your senses and reality

» Yeah right - 1. yeah, right... (Thanx Raven)

» Yerkes, Charles (1837-1905) - 1. developer of the London underground railway, later mugged on same

» Yoko Ono - 1. Lei Lani gets moofed

» Youth - 1. long-lost missing personal histories; 2. a dream

» Yummmmmmmmmm - 1. chocolate (qv)

» Yurt - 1. Mongolian dwelling; 2. the sound of a Mongolian trying to squish between a closing elevator door

» Zanzibar - 1. one of those fancy exotic taverns that gets better-looking the more you have to drink

» Zoom - 1. what we pretend our ISP connection speed is really like

» Zoot - 1. suit; 2. a zoo for the alphabet

» Zxornsk - 1. the sound you suddenly wake yourself up with after experiencing poiuyt (qv)

» zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - qv poiuyt

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» ............ - 1. when someone is trying to suppress a laugh/sigh when someone online says something they like but don't want to be asked questions about by other people in the real room (anonymous!)

» *&^%$#@! - 1. "I seem to be experiencing a fair amount of agitation"; qv "ISP"

» 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 - 1. excellent Midnight Oil LP from the early-80's

» 30+ - 1. sunburn factor within chatroom

» 404 - 1. how many times you've tried to open this website today
 

--<@>-<@>-- - hangover glasses (Thanx Raven)

C~ - Raspberry (Beret?)

c( - I hear you

( I ); ( . ) - mooned! (Thanx Raven)

( Y ) - lady-mooned! (Thanx Raven)

( @ ) - flatulent expulsion of wind; fart (Thanx Raven)

(+)(+) - I'm knocked-out by that comment!

[!] - my temper is rising

..I.. - not happy, Jan! (NHJ)

[o-|-<] - this chat is sending me to sleep!

( @ Y @ )  ( o Y o )  ( . Y . ) - Malster, I told you - this is not a nudist chatroom!