LOOPEY PROVERBS
A first grade teacher collected well
known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb
and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard
to believe these were actually done by first graders, but there are some
good ones nonetheless their insight may surprise you.
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Better to be safe than......................punch a
5th grader.
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Strike while the ............................bug is
close.
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It's always darkest before..................Daylight
Savings Time.
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Never underestimate the power of............termites.
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You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
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Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
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No news is..................................impossible.
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A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
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You can't teach an old dog new..............math.
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If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in
the morning.
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Love all, trust.............................me.
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The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
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An idle mind is.............................the best
way to relax.
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Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
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Happy the bride who.........................gets all
the presents.
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A penny saved is............................not much.
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Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.
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Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put
on to go to bed.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and .....
You have to blow your nose.
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There are none so blind as........................Stevie
Wonder.
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Children should be seen and not.............spanked
or grounded.
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If at first you don't succeed...............get new
batteries.
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When the blind leadeth the blind............get out
of the way.
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And the favorite.....Better late than ...........................pregnant.
Thanx Raven!
DIFFICULT
WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
(I
have enough trouble saying them sober)
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Specificity
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Indubitably
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Innovative
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Preliminary
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Proliferation
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Cinnamon
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British Constitution
IMPOSSIBLE
WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
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Thanks, but I don't want sex.
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No, I don't want another drink.
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No kebab for me thank you.
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Sorry, but you're not good looking enough
for me.
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Good evening, officer.
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I'm not interested in fighting you.
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No one wants to hear me sing.
Thanx Raven!
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