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Grillmaster
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Proud spokesman for Big Dan's Charcoal. Grillmaster, or
the Big GM as he is called in the elite BBQ-circles of central Tampa,
mastered his craft at the age of twelve when his parents accidentally
locked him on the patio for three weeks.
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Larry
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A regular musician on the local bar circuit known for his love of Beer
Genie Brand Beer. He used to dazzle local jazz aficionados with his piano playing until Grandpa Wrinkles had his hand broken over five dollars. His lesson learned, Larry recently switched to mouth harp and has helped lead Tampa's mouth-instrument revival.
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Weinberg
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Weinberg owes money all over town. He is known for his
gambling compulsion and for his extensive porn collection. Weinberg has
been missing for several weeks now. Some people claim that he is dead
and haunts a nearby Indian reservation. These claims are quickly dismissed by the local tourism officials.
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Malio
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A henchman for the notorious crime boss Grandpa Wrinkles. Malio
got his start at the age of 5 when he unintentionally took a bullet for
Wrinkles. Malio's account of the story is that, "This one guy was trying
to shoot this other guy. Then this bullet hits me on this rib. Next
thing I know this guy is making me park his Lincoln."
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Vincent
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A recent appointee to Grandpa Wrinkles' syndicate. Vincent's passion for hurting people isn't matched by his aim. Or grasp of anatomy. Grudgingly views Malio as his mentor.
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Zerak
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Zerak is a single white male looking for someone to rule beside
him in the underworld. He is master of all that is evil, and his domain extends throughout the reaches of the night. But
mostly he likes to have a good time, and wants to find a
woman who will treat him like an adult.
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Crazy Mike
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86 lawsuits later, and Crazy Mike returns for another
season of Jerk-Off. This year he promises more antics, and fewer
lawsuits thanks to his new legal team.
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Brad Bitterman
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Brad continues to seek out that special someone.
According to the people at the local tavern who know Brad best, he often rants at great lengths. He is an avid gun collector and
likes to write letters to government officials in his spare time. When
he is not doing that, he likes writing letters to famous people
detailing his letters to politicians.
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Tim, The Bad Gift Giver
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"Your man Tim with a gift on the whim!" This
guy always has a gift to give - not matter where you'll find him, he'll
whip something up. The consensus, though, is that usually his gifts
are inappropriate due to extenuating circumstances. Such as the
time he gave a bottle of scotch to someone who quit drinking that day,
or the time he gave a kitten calendar to someone who was recently
attacked by a rare band of vicious attack cats.
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Wilbur
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Wilbur has seen hell, he has lived in hell, and hell has
found Wilbur. Join him for a hot steaming bowl of oatmeal. He will share
many stories with you, and maybe even tell you about the time he
sabotaged the 1932 State Fair.
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Amy
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Amy gets set-up on a date with Brad Bitterman via the show "Bland
Date". She has not been seen since.
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Rhonda
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Recent guest on the popular Gerald Show, doesn't yet know she is dating a conjoined twin.
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Ken
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Recent guest on the popular Gerald Show. Wants to tell his girfriend he is a conjoined twin.
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Ben
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Recent guest on the popular Gerald Show. He is Ken's conjoined twin, and quite proficient with puzzle books.
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