.:My Personal Commandments:.

During my usual "thinkin" periods (I have these a lot), I was thinking about the legendary Ten Commandments. If I could add more commandments or create new version of some, what would they be? This is not meant to make fun of or take place of the holy rules; it's somewhat a way for me to keep my black behind in check as well as use my sense of humor to enjoy life. So...here are my personal commandments.


Commandment 1: Thou shalt not catch a case This is the most important commandment of all....in fact the rest of them leads right to this one

Commandment 2: Thou shalt not have relations with a woman who is bound to another person
This is pretty much another version of "Thou shalt not commit adultery". Since in today's world, there seem to be more unmarried couples than married ones....plus the fact that cheating and the BS version of that, "having sex on the side", seem to be very acceptable in today's society and definitely in pop culture. If I meet a couple who don't have any outsider lovers, I would be shocked as hell.

Commandment 3: Thou shalt not have relations with a female under the age of 18
This could pretty much say it all.....but with some of the teenage girls who are very well-developed and are more willing to show every guy just how developed they are, I believe that this statement is very necessary. Remember playas....17.5 and 17.9 is still a minor...the judge don't round numbers

Commandment 4: Thou shalt not mess with a ho
You can be friends with them....maybe a friend with benefits (just be careful)

Commandment 5: Thou shalt not turn a ho into a housewife without the proper tools and His permission
Basically....if you know you can't do it...don't do it!

Commandment 6: Thou shalt not have relations with a woman who goes beyond thy freaky limitations and sexual curiosities
I'm a huge advocate in having a strong sexual relationship with your lover. I believe that an active, happy, and healthy sex life is essential for everyone....but one must know his or her freaky limitations so things won't go wrong. For example...if you're not into bondage and have no intention to be into bondage, don't go into a relationship with someone who love bondage. Makes sense...doesn't it?

Commandment 7: Thou shalt not borrow money from relatives and friends
This is an important one too. Sure it is always good for your family to have your back...but it can be a pain sometimes when money is involved. It's also annoying when you have to ask that person several times about the money he or she owe you and vica versa. Pure drama.


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