> Andrea H. will become my Czarina, and a very, VERY important part of my harem.
> France will be destroyed... for some reason...
> The Phillipines will be upgraded from a third world country to a world super power.
> Mexicans attempting to cross the border between mexico and the United States will be drugged in their sleep and promptly transported to Montana, where in the morning, they will mistakenly cross into Canada.
> The countries of Turkey, Hungry, and Greece will be renamed Chicken, Thirsty, and Oil, respectively.
> "Trading Spaces," the popular cable television show, will go political, switching the world's monarchs and leaders around to other countries. In a month, they will return to their countries and react to the changes. Will they like it?
> A new reality show will be made where peoples of the world will call in to determine the next country that will be destroyed. It is a new form of war.
> The following countries will be conquered by me: Canada and France.
> The following countries will be eventualy turned into the world's largest combined Putt-putt course, Go-cart track, and Lazor Tag arena: Canada and France.
> Austrialia will no longer be considered a country. It is now called "The Penal Colony of Austrialia," a really big prison and luanching site for shuttles containing people for the Planetary Ring of Jackasses and Dead People.