Way to drop that real sharp knife.
Now you're castrated." - Tristan
"Why is Will so fat?
He cannot stop eating cake;
One day he will burst." - Alex, not Will
"Dear Mrs. Mannino,
You are a little blue smurf,
We all don't like you." - Tristan
"My name is William,
No matter what Tristan says,
I'm still not ugly." - Tristan & Will