Thought for the Day
Abstainer -- A weak willed person who makes excuses for denying themselves the pleasures of life!

Doesn't apply to any of the following Characters.

Friends of Col

Ray (Golden Poo) Summers -- Ex allround couldabin a great Sportsman  Ray featured very strongly in the 1945 Mungadunga cowplap clodding competition, where he almost achieved the Mallee Olympics gold medal and world record, unfortunately  He was disqualified for throwing a hot one at a judge after being foul throwed for almost creating his own missile -- (after a quick snack of Pie.Peas and Fosters.) --  Ray grew up but  never lost his abilities to throw hot ones at officials -- I know -- I have been his target on several occasions!
Also fondly reffered to as the Auld Grump.  -- oldiest member of our lil' group -- has tried things that the rest of us can only wonder at! or should that read wonder (think bout that word!

Rodge Griffiths ( Havachat 3)

Roger is renowned for his ability to hold a non stop conversation with anyone who will listen -- even been known chat  to a sleeping work mate for half an hour. -- He held the Havachat title for a record twelve years straight, then as old age settled in along came a young contender in the early or was it late nineties, finally being deposed of his title and runners up position just two years as go.

Roger is also famed for his Rogerisms -- not quite right statements  -- like

"I need to take three days passionate leave". (We all wanted this one!)

"My fathers friend died and they conducted a post mortein on him" ( no flies on him.)

"His property is so big that he has a leotard jet to fly across it"  -- (a 'jump jet'???)

" We got lots more light since we put a skylark in the roof" -- (bit noisy though)

They go on and on. -- If I wasnt so old I could remember them all! 

On the great side of this bloke, is his love of people  -- Roger will very rarely talk about or listen to 'bad words' on anyone -- always first to offer help and has donaterd his home, wife and family to help youngsters in need of a little love and care -- Voted My  favourite twit in all the world! -- wish we had more of them --( but please God, make the rest quieter!.)


Skoota  (Troy Danny)-- Recent addition to my friends list -- multi talented person with the ability to keep himself in deeper mire than I can,  According to a legend Skoota rates high on the fertility  stakes - but dont know what this means -- Skoota has the experiences that most people would take a lifetime to aquire, -- it is rumoured that he must be  actually about two hundred years old, to have gained the skills and experiences that he recalls!.
  Like Col , Skoota loves nothin' better than a good beer drinkin', bulldustin' session with a bit of food and a lot of good listeners. ( preferably inhebriated!)



Luckilly - non of the above are on the web!  -- Hope you dont tell em!!

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