Col.Born and reared  in Horwich,  Lancashire at the end of the war (1943) -- some say Col was the reason for the Germans 'giving in'
Col was educated at Lord Street Primary, Chorley New Road something and Horwich Secondary Modern -- Still not worked out how it got its name -- Albert Street Penitentiary seemed to fit it much better, left school and went to work at Vicky mill where he stayed until he was deported to Australia aboard the Prison Ship SS Fairstar in 1972. --carried on as a slave in the Textile industry for a further two years and then changed course by getting a 'cushy job as a environment destruction worker in the Chemical industry ( This last statement is a fallacy put out by  politicians and Media -- the rest of industry seems to have lots more tolerance than the 'Baddies wot make Petro Chems.
Finally settled down in 1975 0r was it 74?? -- not really sure anymore! -- Married untamed Scottish Girl and bred two lovely chickens. -- both have grown up to be Cool people in their own separate way.
Col now likes to write Bullshit on Email pages to anyone who will listen to his ravings on Melbourne Storm, Wigan Warriors , Garth Brooks and Chris Ledoux.

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Col -- forgot Rugby and Soccer when his 'babies' didn't wanna play boy sports, and started Gymnastics coaching in 1989 and has been a recreational coach and President of the Werribee gymnastics Club for the past ten years -- To avoid the slurs of this position -- Col openly admits that he 'Likes playing wiv little girls' -- in a nice way of course!.

  Mary -- Born to the wild Ronaldson clan of Edingburgh --  survived several schools before also being deported to Van demans land with the last convict shipment -- destined for a life of total boredom until she luckilly met Col in the early seventies. -- main interests -- relaxing, trying mew brands of champagne and most of all SHOPPING.

Kirsty -- first born of the Maguire chickens -- like mum - survived school before becoming a Geelong Football Club 'Stalker. -- Main interests GFC. Footballers bums, Dolphins, music and wasting money on Telephone calls.

Kylie (Baby) -- Almost takes after her father -- except that she is first intelligent member of the Maguire family for four generations, rumour has it that we picked up the wrong child from the Royal Womens Hospital in 1977 -- graduated in Human movement and turning into fitness freak  loves punishing other peoples bodies!.
Paulo Magoo. --  Pommie Nephew with the actual birthright to be a magoo --  Appears to have all the traits of a classic magoo -- likes to waffle on, will chat to anyone, bit of a sleeeze -- perfect example that 'it dont breed out'
Paul plays with computers for a living -- Dunno where he got the brains -- must be a throw back from earlier generations, he stole them or  -- or from his luverly mum.
Favourite sports include , Pub pool, darts, beer swillin' and pantie spottin'-- only really kinky thing about Paulo is (shameful blot on the Magoos)  He is a Soccer fan -- (Nobody's perfect and he may grow out of it.)

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