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107 Hasi ke raste par chala karo. Khusiyon ki mahek liya karo .Pyar se dilon ko chhuaa karo..Jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye is nacheez ko yaad karliya karo
106 Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai, Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai. Jeetkar khush hue to kya, Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai
105 Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho...dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho
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Before marriage, man is AIRTEL.."aisi aazadi aur kahan..".. after marriage...he becomes HUTCH...."wherever u go our network follows u"
103 Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!
102 Tujko ashirwaad mile bado se, sehyog mile choto se, dosti mile dosto se, yehi dua hai dil se.
101 Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge.
100 Guzre hue zamane ki yaad aati hai.. Kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai..woh subah rangeen woh sham nirali.Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai
99 Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
98 SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Dekha, kitne dher sare SMSes bheje.... Kuch sikho mujse !
97 Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply dekha kitne sare reply diye.
96 What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
95 A4 apple, B4 bada apple, C4 chota apple, D4 dusra apple, E4 ek aur apple, F4 fokat ka apple, G4 gol apple, H4 ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple!
94 Agar aapke ghar ke paas ek ladki ho, vo khubsurat ho, aapko pasand karti ho, aapko ishare karke bulati ho, to mat jaana kyunki uske liye 'MAIN HOON NA'
93 Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower so let me lift my leg n give u a shower. Wah-Wah
92 "Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."
91 Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful" aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai " aprilfool, aprilfool "
90 Din ko Chain Nahi, Raat Ko Aaram Nahi, Ji Na Lage Kahi, E Khuda Kya Yehi Pyar Hai? STUPID Ye Pyar Nahi Summer Ki Garmi Hai, Ja Jake naha le.
89 Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA - SALI PAGAL THI !!! .....
88 Ghandhi ji bhi nahin rahe, Nehru ji bhi chale gaye, Subhash ji bhi gujar gaye, MERI BHI TABIYAT KUCH THIK NAHI REHTI... Is desh ka kya hoga ???
87 Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..
86 Ek ladki thi diwani C. Mobile lekar ghoomti thi. Sharma ke Nazre jhuka ke woh kuch karti rahti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh ON kaise hota hai.
85 Aisa hai dostana hamara, mein kisti tu kinara , mai dhanush tu teer , mai matar tu paneer , mein barish tu badal , mai rajma tu chawal,mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool
84 Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!
83 Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
82 Is duniya mai 3 tarah ke log khush nasib hote hai <1> wo jineh sacha pyar milta hai..<2>.jineh acha yaar milta hai<3>..jineh mera sms bar bar milta hai.
81 Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge.
80 BEKABU HAI DIL FIR BHI JEYE JA RAHA HU, KHALI HAI BOTAL FIR BHI PIYE JA RAHA HU, MAJBURI TO DEKHO DIL KI RePLY NAHI aaraha, FIR BHI SMS KIYE JAA RAHA HU
79 Barsenge barsenge sms kal phir barsenge, tumhari 2 paise ki muskan ke liye hum ek rupaiya phir kharchenge.
78 Kaash...hum ek SMS hote,
ek click mein aapke paas hote.
bhale aap hume delete kar dete,
par kuch pal to aapke paas hote.
76 tum ko dekh to yeh khayal aaya paglon ke stock maine naya mal aaya!!!
75 NA CHAHAT HAI SITARON KI,NA TAMANNA HAI NAJARO KI ,JAB TUM JAISA DOST MIL JAYE TO JARURAT KYA HAI BAHARON KI.
74 Tanhiyon se nahi hum mehfil se darte haiDuniya se nahi hum khud se darte hai Yun to bahut kuch khoya hai humne Najane kyu tujhe khone se darte hai.
73 mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
72 Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya, Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya, Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise JOKER Se Mila Diya
72 Sardar Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On Railway Track, Man Says: Sardarji Mar Jaoge. Sardar: Marega To Tu, Suna Nahi Train Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai...
71 Zindagi me naye log hardum milenge, kahi jada kahi kum milege. Aitbaar zara soch ke karna, mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milege.
69 Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rahne wale hum na the, Kisi par mar mitne wale hum na the, Woh to Aadat si ho gayi hai tumhe yaad karne ki warna Kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the.
68 Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju, Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi, jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.
67 Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
66 PROPOSE karne ka naya Style..! Chaand to tod dunga, Suraj ko Fod dunga, TU ek BaaR haa kardE bas... PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA...!!
65 D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,
par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.
64 Bole wo Dosti, Chup rahe wo Pyar; Milaye wo Dosti, Juda karaye wo Pyar; Hasaye Wo Dosti, Rulaye Wo pyar; Phir Bhi log Dosti Chhod kar kyun karte hai PYAR?
63 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.
62 Log milte hai bichad jaate hai, Sirf dil ke taar ched jaate hai, Youn to lete hai hazaro naam, Par kuch aap jaise naam dil me utar jate hai!!
61 AAP JAISE DOST HUME KUCH KHAS LAGTE HAI, MAN ME HAR WAQT HUM 1 AAS RAKHTE HAI, JANE KAB AA JAYE SMS APKA ISLIYE CELL KO DIL KE PASS RAKHTE HAI.
60 Khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hota ..ek dost ko duje se milaya na hota..Zindagi ho jati bejaan agar maine tere jaisa dost paya na hota..
59 RUTHNE KA HAK AAP RAKHTE HAI, MANANE KI CHAHAT HUM RAKHTE HAI, AAP PER MUSKURAHAT UNHI BANI RAHE, YEHI DUA HUM SAB KARTE HAI.
58 Muskurake mila kro humse,
kuch kaha kuch suna kro humse,
baat krne sehi bat bdti hai janab,
roj bat kiya kro humse.
57 Bhool se agar koi bhool hui to bhool samajh ke usey bhool jana,
Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhoolkar bhi hame na bhol jana.
56 Tu dur hai mujse or paas bhi hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsaas b hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai...
55 Usne chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya, kat gayi umar sari magar hame pyar karna na aaya. Usne manga bhi kuch to judai mangi aur hame inkar karna na aaya.
54 Ek mitha sa ehsas hua tha abhi abhi. Kya tumne mujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi. Tumse mile zamana hua mujko par lagta hai tum mujhe se milke gaye ho abhi abhi.
53 Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte, dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte. Aap bhale hume bhul ke so jao, hum aapko yaad kia bina so nahi sakte.
52 Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeetkar khush hue to kya,
Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.
51 humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,
par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.
dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,
par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla...
50 ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
ab tum hee bataoo...
kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho
49 Sabse intelligent kaun:TUM, sabse smart kaun:TUM, sabse strong kaun:TUM, in sab me TUMsa zyada koun:HUM, lekin duniya me sabse acche dost koun: HUM TUM..
48 Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai, dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai, dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai, dosti hum jaise ho to itihas ban jati hai.
47 Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, Har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai, Mere pyar ko galat mat samazna? Pyar to "DOSTI" main bhi hota hai..
46 Khuda aap jaisa cute friend koi aur na banaye.. ek cartoon jo mere paas hai, kahin common na ho jaye...
45 Lamha-Lamha waqt gujar jayega, chand lamho me daaman chod jaayega, abhi waqt hai do bate kar lo humse, kya pata kal kaun apki zindagi mein aa jayega.
44 Aai dost tum meri zindagi mein aaye kuck iss tara. Aye kuch iss tarah, khule khet mein ghusta ho pagal saand jis tarah.
43 Jo AASANI se MILE WO hai "GHUM", Jo MUSHKIL se MILE WO hai "RUM", jo KISI-KISI ko MILE WO hai "DUM", jo NASEEB WALO ko MILE WO hai "HUM".
42 Mere dil ki hai ek Condition, Usme nahi kisiko permission, Sirf tujhe hai dost Admission, Woh bhi bina donation. Just maintain Good Relation...
41 Ingredients:- 10g hasi, 10g pyar, 20g sukhdukh share karne ka wada, 10g kasme, 50g kabhi na khatam hone wali baatein. RESULT: Friend Forever.
40 Kadam kadam pe hawaon se taluk rakhna. dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna. hamari yaadon ke sms zaroor ayenge aap bas apna inbox khali rakhna!!!!!
39 Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dildari doston ki shaan hoti hai, kahin bhi raho par rahoge dil mein mere, yahi sacchi dosti ke pehchan hoti hai.......
38 Dosti ghazal hai gungunane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, yeh wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi, kyunki hosla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.
37 Guzre hue zamane ki yaad aati hai.. Kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai..woh subah rangeen woh sham nirali.Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai
36 Raat gumnam hota hai, Din kisi ke naam hota hai, Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jilete hain ki, har lamha aap jaise khas DOSTO k naam hota hai.
35 Yun to hum takalluf kia nahi karte. Darde dil lia nai karte! Khudha ka shukria ada karo ki tmhari humse dosti hai varna itne SMS hum kisi ko kia nahi karte !!
34 SUNI ZINDAGI ME AAJ HULCHUL MEHSUS HUI,BEJAN DIL KI AAJ DHADKAN MEHSUS HUI,NA JANE KYU AISA LAGA SHAYAD APKI KAMI MEHSUS HUI.
33 Aasu main na dhundo hame, dil mein hum bas jayenge. Tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon mein nazar ayenge....
32 Zamane se nahi Tanhai se Darte hai, Pyar se Nahi Ruswai se Darte hai, Milne ki Umang hoti hai Dil me, Lekin Milne ke bad teri Judai se Darte hai.
31 Koi itna chahe tumhe to batana, koi tumhare naaz uthaye to batana, dosti kar to lega har koi, koi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana...
30 Ulfat me kabhi aisa bhi hota hai aakh hasti hai aur dil rota hai, jise hum apni Manzil samajhte hai uska humsafar koi aur hota hai.
29 Zindagi hai to Khwab hai, Khwab hai to Manzile, Manzile hai to Raste, Raste hai to Fasle, Fasle hai to Mushkile, Mushkile hai to MAIN HOON NA!..
28 Bada armaan tha unke saath jeevan bitane ka, shikva hai uske khamosh reh jane ka, deewangi isse badi kya hogi, aaj bhi intezar hai unke aane ka.
27 Har kali aapse khushboo udhar mange.. Aftaab aapse noor udhar mange.. Rabb kare aap dosti aise nibhaien.. ki log mujhse aapki dosti udhaar maange.
26 Makki ki roti, nimbu ka aachar, Suraj ki kirney, khushiyon ki bhauchaar, chaand ki chaandni , apnon ka pyaar, Moobaaraq ho aapko , diwali ka tyohaar. Happy Diwali
25 I like u utna, u like me jitna ,I like u tabse u like me jabse ,I like u tab tak u like me jab tak ,u like me jab tak u like me janee kab tak but i like u marte dum tak .
24 Request hai Tumse, Refuse Mat Karna, Friendship Ka Bulb ko Fuse Mat Karna,Hum Dost Hai Tumhare,Confuse Mat Karna, Meri Jaghe  Kisi Aur Ko Chose Mat Karna. 
23 Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti
alag se maaru ke ?
22 Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
 Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
 Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya.
21 Jab tumhara SMS aata hai, mera rom-rom machal jaata hai , ang-ang mein gudgudi hoti hai, yeh SMS ka kasoor nahi hai, kambakht mobile hi vibration par hota hai..
20 Woh bhi kya haseen din hua karte the, jab hum hasino se gale mila karte the. Ye un dino ki bat hai jab hum "DO SAAL" ke hua karte the.
19 Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin... Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi???
18 Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
17 Our relationship is not like pepsi-yeh dil maange more, not like Wills - made for eachother...but like LIC-jeevan ke saath bhi, jeevan ke baad bhi. . . !!
16 Life brngs "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GAM" for how long "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" so wht u say "MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE" coz u nvr know "KAL HO NA HO" kyunki aaj to "MAIN HU NA"
15 Humare sms ke charche jahan may hone lage,log humare diwane hone lage, khushnasib hai app jo humara sms mila, jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage.
14 Dost, dost nahi khuda hota hai, mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai, bin dost ke jeena ek saha hai, aur tum jesa dost ho to jeene ka alag hi maja hota hai.
13 Koi dur ho kitna hi, kya gum hai, magar vo apna hai, ye kya kum hai. Chahe na likhe khat na ho samne, kya gum hai. Yaad hame vo karle, ye kya kum hai.
12 Har kali aapse khushboo udhar mange.. Aftaab aapse noor udhar mange.. Rabb kare aap dosti aise nibhaien.. ki log mujhse aapki dosti udhaar maange.
10 Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate. Saahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate. Udne do parindo ko shok hawa mein, fir laut ke college ke jamane nahi aate
9 Marne par hame jannat mile na mile, Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne me kasar mat kar ae mere dost, maloom nahi waha MOBILE mile na mile.
8 Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,milte hai bahot log is tanha zindagi mein,par koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota
7 Khuda aap jaisa cute friend koi aur na banaye.. ek cartoon jo mere paas hai, kahin common na ho jaye...
6 Yaad Teri na aaye aisa HONE NAHI doonga, DOST TERE jaisa KHONE NAHI doonag, EK-DO MESSAGE karte REHNA, WARNA KAAN KE NEECHE 2 KASKE doonga.
5 Mehak ishk ki kam nahi hoti, ishk se zindagi khatm nahi hoti,sath agar zindagi mein aap jaise Doston ka ho to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti
4 Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarela kyaa, Bhai ka khopadi bot tight me hai, Abi kya karne ka Bole to do char sms chipka dalne ka samjha!!!
3 Mana ki bhool jana apki fitrat hi sahi magar hume bhool pana apki kismat main nahi. Chaho to ajma kar dekh lo khud ko bhool jaoge par hame nahi.
2 Nazar hamari nazar tumhari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise ke kabhi na nazar lage dosti ko hamari.
1 Logo ko kehte suna aksar, zinda rahe to phir milenge...magar iss dil ne mehsus kiya hai...milte rahenge to zinda rahenge!!

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