101 things you can do with a strawberry whip

101 things you can do once you die

You know, the sweets, like strawberry laces only bigger.

 If you can think of any more please mail me.

101 things you can do with a strawberry whip

1. Use several as a washing line
2. Tie people up with it
3. Use it as a whip
4. Hanging someone with one
5. Baiting small children to fall off bridges
6. Edible G string
7. Cover them in strawberry syrup and pretend you've been disembowelled 
8. Make a red wig. (using lots of them)
9. Stick them up your nose, in your ears and in your mouth, and pretend to have been infested by an alien
10. Swap them for someone's braces so their trousers fall down
11. Drop one down the front of someone's ball gown
12. Go kiddie fishing off a roof (standing on a roof trying to catch children on the street below)
13. Cover some in strawberry syrup again, and throw them at people in the cinema during tense moments in a horror film
14. Sneak into an operating theatre, and slip one inside the patient while the surgeon isn't looking for him to find later
15. Make a strawberry octopus and put it in the octopus tank at an aquarium
16. Force a sword swallower to see how many whips he can swallow whole before he fills up (literally)
17. A novelty tie