These aren't all my own work. Probably the best way of thanking the other people is to not mention them here. If you can think of any more please mail me.

101 things to do once you die

1. Have your bones ground as fertilizer
2. Steal peoples socks
3. Hide car keys
4. Make cups of tea
5. Ectoplasm in peoples tea
6. Make chocolate vending machines give out free bars of chocolate
7. Stop someone sleeping until you break their will to live
8. Stick pins in people while they're sleeping
9. Turn taps on and cause floods
10. Poke dogs in the eye
11. Keep setting off fire alarms
12. Lead necrophiliacs on before kneeing them in the groin and stabbing them in the back to teach them a lesson
13. Pretend to jump off high buildings to freak people out
14. When a couple are getting passionate ruin the atmosphere by making an unflattering comment about his 'size'
15. Be a small child's imaginary friend
16. Steal all the toilet roll from the toilets
17. Shave someone's head
18. Become a film star (in Caspar)
19. When a guy is peeing suddenly stick your face out of the wall right in front of him
20. Sit in the back seat of a car and make sure the driver can see you in his/her mirror
21. For the ladies or anyone else who fancies it:  Go into mens toilets and pinch mens bums while they're at the urinal
22. Lock toilet doors from the inside
23. Move peoples chairs when they go to sit down (sometimes you can't beat the classics)
24. Write rude words on the blackboard while the teacher/lecturer has their back to it
25. Heckle mediums/psychics
26. Turn off plugs at the wall
27. Turn off lights in the middle of a party
28. For the gentlemen: Hold the toilet seat up
29. Hold a door closed then when someone throws themselves at it to try and open it open it for them
30. Put drawing pins on seats
31. Undo peoples flies as they walk down the street (this would take skill and practice)
32. Make footprints on the wall
33. Keep changing the TV channel
34. Pull up all the kilts during the Edinburgh Military Tattoo
35. Turn the gas on and leave it on
36. Get a tag and make shop alarms go off whenever the same person tries to walk out of the shop
37. For the archaeologists: Give Mick Aston nightmares about beards and stripy jumpers
38. Keep putting a badger in the kitchen then, just before someone comes in, enrage it using cocktail sticks
39. For those that know of the ways of Charlie Mouse: Make Charlie Mouse sing at people
40. Criticize the pathologist who is dealing with your remains
41. Slice the handles on plastic shopping bags
42. Remove warning signs from around holes
43. Blackmail the Prime Minister/President, getting him/her to do what you want so you can rule your own country
44. Claim your life insurance
45. Dress in a black cloak, carry a scythe and appear to little old ladies
46. Plant Roman coins out of context and no-one will know since you won't be disturbing the soil
47. Wave the Queen's arm around while she's asleep and make proclamations
48. Tickle someone incessantly
49. Drop heavy things on people
50. Blow the bulbs on fairy lights
51. Give people the wrong directions
52. Tell people lectures are cancelled
53. Make mouse-nibble shaped holes in the bottom of cereal boxes
54. Take the inserts out of all the magazines and then put them all in the last magazine
55. Paint cows to confuse farmers
56. Fill a former enemy's wardrobe with Rule Britannia singing albino ducks
57. Blow out the candles on someone's birthday cake
58. Blow on someone's food so it goes cold quickly
59. Tip icecream on someone's head
60. Keep smearing people's glasses
61. Collect foot pumice shavings and pass them off as parmesan cheese
62. Convince someone they're seeing dancing hedgehogs
63. Go to the Oscars and cut the straps of the dresses