Movie Reviews

Sorted by Genre

Action/Adventure
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl- A
Desperado- A 
Once Upon A Time In Mexico- A 
Kill Bill Volume 01- A
Kill Bill Volume 02- A
Raiders of the Lost Ark- A 
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom- B+ 
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade- B 
Point Break- B 
Demolition Man- C+ 
El Mariachi- A- 
The Transporter- A
The Fast and the Furious- F
2 Fast 2 Furious- F
The Mummy- A
The Mummy Returns- A
Cobra- C
Training Day- C+
Hidden Fortress- A 
Pistol Opera- A-
Ran- A
Hellboy- A
Blood Surf- C
Last Samurai- B-
Boa- B
Python- C
Naked Killer- C+
King Arthur- B-
Sinful Nuns of St Valentine- C+
Hell Angels '69- C
Samurai Cop- C
The Deep- B
Flesh & Blood- B+
Arachnia- F
Sin City- B
Black Angel- A
Lady Snowblood- A
Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl- A
Lady Snowblood: Song of Vengeance- A



Mystery/Suspense
Usual Suspects- A 
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead- A 
Bourne Identity- B+ 
Snatch- A 
Strange Days- A 
Mulholland Drive- B- 
Mulholland Falls- B- 
Brotherhood of the Wolf- A 
The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)- A 
The Wicker Man- B+
Touch of Evil- A
The Order- C+
Identity- B-
Battle Royale- A
New York Ripper- B-
Night of the Hunted- C-
Sugar - Howling Of Angel- B-
Manhunter- A
The Lodger (1936)- A
Stray Dog- A
Bourne Supremacy- C
Peeping Tom- A
Giallo A Venezia- D
Play Misty For Me- B+
The Case of the Bloody Iris- A
M- A
Murder Rooms- A
Who Saw Her Die- B
The Tenant- A
Irreversible- A
From Russia With Love- A
Dr No- A
Goldfinger- A
You Only Live Twice- A
Day of the Jackal- A
Live and Let Die- A
American Crime- C-
Cadfael: One Corpse Too Many- A
Koma- A
Bloodstained Shadow- C-
Twitch of the Death Nerve- A
Name of the Rose- A
The Big Sleep- A
Glitter Dome- C
The Case of the Scorpion's Tale- A
What Have You Done To Solange- A-
5 Dolls For An August Moon- A
Seven Blood Stained Orchids- A
Short Night of the Glass Dolls- A
Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh- A
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me- A
Murder In Paris- C
Danger: Diabolik- A
Don't Torture A Duckling- A
Torso- A
The Killer Must Kill Again- B+
The Zodiac Killer- F
The Sex Killer- ?
Zero In and Scream- ?



Horror
Jason X- A 
Resident Evil- A 
Sleepy Hollow- A 
Below- A 
Halloween- A 
Halloween II- B+ 
Halloween III- B- 
Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers- C 
Halloween V- D- 
Halloween VI: Curse of Michael Myers- D+
Halloween H20- C-
Halloween Resurrection- C-
The Howling- A
Scream- A 
Scream II- B- 
Scream III- B 
John Carpenter's The Fog- A 
Evil Dead- A 
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn- A 
Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness- A 
Friday the 13th- B+
Friday the 13th II- C+
Friday the 13th III- D+
Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter- C+
Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning- C
Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives- D
Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood- C-
Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan- C
Friday the 13th IX: Jason Goes to Hell- D
From Dusk Til Dawn- A 
From Dusk Til Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money- A- 
The Frighteners- A
House on Haunted Hill (1999)- B+ 
Thirteen Ghosts- B+ 
Sleepaway Camp- B (D-)
Sleepaway Camp 2- B+ 
Sleepaway Camp 3- B 
Ghost Ship- B-
Darkness Falls- C
Soul Survivors- D
Dog Soldiers- A
A Nightmare on Elm Street- B
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge- D+
Wes Craven Present's They- F
Last House on the Left- B-
Evil Dead Trap- A
Haxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages- B-
Graveyard Shift- C
Daughters of Darkness- C+
House of 1000 Corpses- B
Freddy vs Jason- A
Vampyros Lesbos- C+
Fascination- B+
The Exorcist- B
Vampyres- A
The Keep- C+
FearDotCom- B-
Stacy - Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies- B+
Haunted Lantern- B
Tombs of the Blind Dead- A-
Return of the Blind Dead- C
Rape of the Vampire- D
Shiver of the Vampire- B
Requiem for the Vampire- D+
Hallows End- D
Night of the Demons- A
The Hole- C+
Slumber Party Massacre- B
Slumber Party Massacre 2- F
Slumber Party Massacre 3- C+
Joy Ride- C-
Sorority House Massacre- B-
Sorority House Massacre 2- B+
Haunting of Morella- D-
Cut- B-
House of the Dead- D+
May- D
The Bunker- B+
Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness- A
House on Sorority Row- C-
Slaughter Studios- D+
Slashers- A-
Eternal Evil of Asia- A-
Hellraiser- A-
Hellbound: Hellraiser II- C
Zombi (Zombie 2)- A
Terror Train- C+
Zombie Lake- D+
The Town That Dreaded Sundown- B+
Happy Hell Night- C+
Deathwatch- B-
Black Christmas- A
Meat Market- C+
The Toolbox Murders- D+
Night of the Demons 2- D+
Jesus Franco's Jack the Ripper- C
Zombi Holocaust- B
Silent Night Deadly Night- D+
Grim Reaper- D
Dark Harvest- D+
The Beyond- A-
Strip Nude For Your Killer- A
Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf- C
Slaughter Hotel- C+
Night of the Demon- B+
The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?- C+
The Hollywood Strangler Meets The Skid Row Slasher- C
The Chooper aka Blood Shack- D
My Bloody Valentine- B
Return of the Living Dead- A
Witch Bitch aka Death Spa- B
Serpent and the Rainbow- B-
Suspiria- A
Evil Altar- F
Texas Chainsaw Massacre- B
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)- A
Warlock Moon- D
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight- B+
Hell High- A
The Last Shark- D
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead- C
My Little Eye- F
Shadows Run Black- D-
Witchtrap- B-
Sadomas Ghost- C-
Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama- A
Scream Bloody Murder- F?
Cheerleader Camp- C-
Chopping Mall- C
Zombi 3- D-
Exorcism- C
Nail Gun Massacre- F(B)
Graduation Day- D+
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers- B+
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari- A
Attic Expeditions- C-
Blood Sisters (2003)- F
Witchboard- B
Sinthia: The Devil's Doll- C
Michael vs Jason- C
House of the Long Shadows- B+
The Raven- B+
Kwaidan- A
The Hazing- A
The Prowler- C-
Re-Animator- A
Dagon- B+
Burial Ground- D
Dead Alive- A
Alien- A
When A Stranger Calls- B
Strawberry Estates- F
Bride of Re-Animator- A-
Toolbox Murders (2003)- A-
Girls Nite Out- C
The Dorm That Dripped Blood- D
Pledge Night- C-
Don't Answer the Phone- D-
The Sentinel- A
Horror Express- B+
Bloody Murder- D
Bloody Murder 2- A-
Death Factory- B-
The Green Keeper- A-
Audition- A
Fade To Black- C-
Castle Freak- B
Dawn of the Dead 2004- C+
Horror Hotel- B
Witchhouse 3: Demon Fire- B-
Blood Feast- B-
Blood Feast 2- C-
Taboo- D-
Rosemary's Baby- A
Death Mask- C
Bewitching- D-
From Dusk Til Dawn 3- A-
Blood Sisters- C
Amityville Horror- D
Devil's Backbone- A
All The Colors Of The Dark- A-
Frankenfish- B-
Christine- A
Deep In The Woods- C+
Female Vampire- C
Stagefright- B
Bloody Birthday- D+
Prom Night- C-
Scarecrow Gone Wild- D+
Flesh For The Beast- B-
Samhain- D-
Nosferatu- A
To The Devil.... A Daughter- B+
Tower of Blood- C
Prime Evil- D
The Hearse D+
Terror- C
Lurker- F
Trepassing- A-
Camp Slaughter- D-
Killer Party- B
China White Serpentine- F
House of Wax- A
Delta Delta Die- B
Darkwalker- C-
The Last Slumber Party- F
Funhouse- A-
Return to Horror High- B
The Burning- A-
Majorettes- D-
New Year's Evil- C
April Fools Day- A
Side Fx- B-
School Killer- A
Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill- D+
Night of the Living Dead- A
Dawn of the Dead- A
Kill Baby, Kill- B
Tombs of the Blind Dead 3: Horror of the Zombie- C+
Hell of the Living Dead- D+
The Dead Hate the Living- C+
House of Wax (2005)- C+
Oasis of the Zombies- B-
Camp Utopia- C-
I Know What You Did Last Summer- A-
R Point- A
Christina's House- B
House on Haunted Hill (1959)- A
Fright Night- A
Darkness- C-
Bram Stoker's Dracula- A
Deep Red- A
Dead Birds- B-
Monster Man- A
Jeepers Creepers- C
Forsaken- C-
Cabin Fever- B
Faceless- B-
Massacre- D
Asylum of Satan- B
Gore Gore Girls- B
Lake of Dracula- B-
Blood and Black Lace- A
Satan's Cheerleaders- D
Castle of the Creeping Flesh- C-
One Missed Call- A
House With Windows That Laugh- C
Romasanta- A-
Howling 5: The Rebirth- B
Gowi (Nightmare)- B
Haute Tension- A
Jaws- A
Eyes of the Werewolf- F
Dr. Giggles- C
Shredder- B
Titorera- C-
Edison's Frankenstein (1910)- B
Dario Argento's Opera- B-
Bikini Party Massacre- D
Lisa and the Devil- B-
School Night Massacre- C-
Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave- C-
Malevolence- D-
Jolly Roger: Massacre At Cutter's Cove- B
Urban Legend- C-
Urban Legends II: Final Cut- D
Slaughterhouse Massacre- D
The Hollow- B
The Devil's Rejects- A
Slaughterhouse of the Rising Sun- A
Splatter University- F
Baba Yaga- C
Valentine- D
Blood Gnomes- C-
Berserker: The Nordic Curse- D+
Puppet Master- A
Pupper Master 2: His Unholy Creations- A
Hacked Off- B
Saw- B
Urban Legends III: Bloody Mary- D+
House Of Exorcism- C+
Sleepover Nightmare- C
Satan's Slave- C+
Murder Set Pieces- F
Demon Town- D
Piranha- A
Red Riding Hood- B
The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires- A
7 Brothers Meet Dracula- D
Voodun Blues- B
Ld 50: Lethal Dose- C+
Cursed- C-
Silent Night, Bloody Night- B-
Girl In Room 2A- B+
Alice, Sweet Alice- D+
Satanico Pandemonium- B+
Shallow Ground- D+
Ghost Rig- B
Phantoms- B
Carnival of Blood- D-
Curse of the Headless Horseman- D-
Silent Night Deadly Night 2- F
The Thing Below- D
The Ghastly Ones- C-
Seeds of Sin- C+
Countess Dracula- A-
Disturbing Behaivor- D+
Bunshinsaba- A
Jack Frost- B
Jack Frost 2- D-
Seven Women For Satan- C-
Hell Asylum- C+
The Ring- A-
Ringu- A



Exploitation and General Weirdness
Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS- B
Tenement- B-
Baise Moi- D+
Suicide Dolls- B



Science Fiction/Fantasy
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Extended Version- A 
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers- A
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King- A
Aliens- B+
The 5th Element- A 
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace- D
Star Wars Episode II: The Clone Wars- D+
Star Wars Episode II I-Max: The Clone Wars- D-
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith- C-
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope- A
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back- A
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi- A
John Carpenter's The Thing- A 
Pitch Black- A 
Robocop- A
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan- B+ 
Screamers- B+ 
The Matrix- D+
Terminator- A 
John Carpenter's Escape From New York- A 
John Carpenter's Escape From LA- A
John Carpenter's They Live- A
Equilibrium- C-
Dreamcatcher- B-
Matrix Reloaded- D
Matrix Revolutions- D-
Deathstalker- C-
Lexx Movie 01: I Worship His Shadow- A
Lexx Movie 02: Supernova- A
Scanners- B-
Deep Star Six- C-
Leviathan- B
Event Horizon- A
Starship Troopers 2: Heroes of the Federation- C-
Predator- B
Conan the Destroyer- C
Clonus- B-



Kung-Fu
Iron Monkey- A 
Tuxedo- A 
Bullet Proof Monk- D
A Chinese Ghost Story- A
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon- C+
Vampire Effect- B+
Hero- A
Human Lanterns- B+
Drunken Master- A



War
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World- A
Cross of Iron- A 
Black Hawk Down- A 
Windtalkers- C 
Zulu- A 
Saving Private Ryan- B- 
Four Feathers- D+ 
Gods and Generals- C+ 
The Alamo- B
Apocalypse Now- A
Tae Guk Gi- A



Western
Tombstone- A 
The Wild Bunch- A 
Young Guns- B- 
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance- A 
Stage Ghost- C+ 
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter- D



Drama
Year of Living Dangerously- A- 
Rules of Attraction- F
Against All Odds- B-
Murderous Maids- C
8mm- D
Shadow of the Vampire- B-
Aguirre: The Wrath of God- C-
The Dreamers- A-
A Very Long Engagement- A



Comedy
Ghostbusters- A
The Blues Brothers- A
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail- A
Broken Lizard's Club Dread- B
Scary Movie- A



Cartoons
Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers- A 
Futurama Season 01- A