PARA PADDY'S PARA TEST

PARA PADDY'S PARA TEST

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Answer the questions by ticking the boxes, then add up your para points, check your para rating by clicking the link at the bottom of the page.

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Do you smoke cannabis?

5 points
0 points

Are you followed by police cars/men?

Yes
No

3 points
0 points

Do you always lock doors even when your in the house?

Yes
No

5 points
0 points

IS THERE SOMEONE FOLLOWING YOU?

Do you tie your shoe laces?

Yes
No

1 point
0 points

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Do you believe in voodoo curses?

Yes
No

9 points
0 points

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Have you ever heard a knock at the door and hid everything illegal that was lying around?

Yes
No

5 points
0 points

Do you believe that polo mints make your dick shrink?

Yes
No

3 points
0 points

Have you ever had sex without a condom?

Yes
No

1 point
0 points

How many people do you think pretend to like you?

a) Less than 5
b) Between 5 - 10
c) Over 10
d) Everyone
e) I have no friends
f) Why would you want to know that?

a

d).

1 point

6 points

b)

e)

2 points

sad bastard

c)

f)

3 points

7 points

0 points

0 point

2 points

5 points

8 points

How often do you wash your hands?

a) Every other day

b) Every day

c) Before every meal

d) At every oppertunity

e) I don't I wear plastic gloves 24-7

Why do you think smoke alarms are put into houses?

a) To warn people about fires

b) To waste peoples money

c) To implant hidden microphones

d) Hang on till I take out the batteries

0 points

1 point

3 points

5 points

A neighnour gives you a small table as a gift, do you -

a) Say cheers and accept it

b) Accept it but get rid of it

c) Wrap it in tin foil and stick it on your roof

d) Take 2 bongs , scream that its cursed and throw it out?

0 points

0 points

3 points

10 points

What is the duty of a concerge?

a) To help residents and clean up

b) To keep an eye out for drug-dealers

c) To spy on residents

d) He is an FBI operative, monitering my movements

0 points

1 point

3 points

8 points

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