Paddy is originally from Rwanda where he,for some strange reason fled to America.Upon reaching America,Paddy realised that the FBI,CIA and basically everyone was watching him through small hidden devices all around him.This knowledge(or extreme paranoia) caused him to flee yet again,this time to France.Unfortunatly this did not discourage 'them' from folowing him and after a short period he ran to London where he know realised that the MI5 and MI6 had began to tail him with a tracking device lodged in his right testicle(he was abducted he claims). Recognising the only escape was to go somewhere they would never follow,Paddy fled to Glasgow.
Upon arriving in Glasgow Paddy began experimenting with 'hash',after the usual bout of giggles and munchies Paddy began feeling that strange sensation that someone was watching....someone close..someone unsupicious.
Was it the FBI?CIA?MI5? no, the Concerge.
The bastard! Paddy quickly believes theres cameras in the telly and mics in the smoke alarms and no-one,not even his pals can convince him otherwise....maybe their in on it too....
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