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YOU SUFFER FROM A MILD BUT PERFECTLY NORMAL PARANOIA, CHILL |
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21 - 30 |
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BIT NERVOUS MATE, CUT BACK ON THE BUCKETS A BIT THEN |
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STOP BITING YOUR NAILS AND LISTEN, STOP PUFFIN ON THAT JOINT AND QUIT WHILE YER AHEAD |
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41 - 50 |
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LOCK YOUR DOORS AND BOLT YER WINDOWS COS YOUR NO' GOIN OUTSIDE FOR A WHILE |
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51 - 59 |
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YOU LOOK LIKE A MEERKAT IN A WASHING MACHINE. KEEP TAKIN THOSE PILLS AND STAY AWAY FROM CHILDREN, AVOID BRIGHT COLOURS AND WEAR A STRAIGHT JACKET IN PUBLIC |
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WELL YOUR BEYOND HELP.IF YOU'VE NOT RUN OFF YET I MIGHT ASWELL TELL THAT THOSE TIN FOIL-COVERED BANANAS AND DEAD GERBILS WON'T STOP THE OLD LADY FROM DOWN THE STREET FROM DISECTING YOUR GENITALS, FOOL |
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