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This organization is run by a small green imp. Please watch where you step.

<-- fierce small green imp

You are currently invading my home, but I know that there is a good reason for it. Your reason is probably that you have been drawn here against your will. Never fear, the devious vibes that have twisted around your limbs like unbreakable vines are normal. The Bureau emits them constantly, or not so constantly.

This is a place of randomness, bizarre happenings, quirky occurrences, nasty surprises, satirical scribbling and anything else that finds its way here. Don't be concerned if you go on display in one of the halls.

Beware some of the corridors, and don't get lost or take anything that doesn't belong to you. Finding yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time might get yourself thrown into the dungeon. Let me tell you now, the dungeon is my favorite place to work because the thumbscrews are kept there.

Sweet wanderings my pretties.

NEWS (very touching news too)

Have you read a good book recently?? Write about it and I'll post it in our library.

Have you written a story/article/blurb recently?? Send it to me and I'll post it.

To have anything you want to be posted here, just send it to me and I'll put it somewhere. I do mean anything, this is just randomness and that means you can send me anything.

This page is still under major construction, and as a junior, I doubt it will be finished anytime soon, if ever.

If you have anything you want done here, just hollar at the top of your lungs and I'll try to manage it. Of course I have a lack of html skills and we all know that I'm not very agreeable and sometimes I just like to try to put a dampner on your day.

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library kitchen study dungeon lounge

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Me

(about me and some true and fictional writing about LIFE)

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writing off this page without my permission.

� November 2000