Well, what to say, this is the dungeon. This cozy little place controls anything in which I feel, or my mob (controlled by Big Ed and Erb) feels, is distasteful to my universe (yes, I now secretly control the universe, isn't that nice?) In this dungeon, we use goats, thumbscrews, a rack (if it hasn't been stolen to be used as an ironing board yet) and many other forms of encouragement.
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Currently chained and peacefully starving in the dungeon and occasionally undergoing bouts of torture
� Any "boy band" that causes 12 year old girls to scream wildly and want to fling articles of clothing off
� Any "girl band" that causes 12 year old boys to stare hungrily at their scantily clothed bodies
�The random IMer who thinks that I am some female named Kelly who refers to himself as "newyorkgansta"
(Take no heed of the fact that my sn is maddy36351)
� Anybody who refers to himself in third person.
1. Nobody understands you if you only use the first letter of each word in a sentence. SAYBFB.
2. "Wuz" does not actually save you any time or effort because it is still three letters.
3. Placing random symbols in the place of letters in swear words, especially if your symbols look like the letters they replace does not actually accomplish anything. People still understand you when you write "���2"
� Jinxer (on principle)
I give you my permission to check out these sites to help you to stay out of the dungeon (though I cannot understand why you wouldn't want to spend time down here with me).