Some thoughts (not mine)...
Fire drills make me feel like a lemming, marching stupidly to my watery grave.  Nobody is that calm in a realy fire anyway.
Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child?
My cult like following is now accepting applications.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Earth might actually be a very nice place without all these humans messing everything up.
Stupid people have taken up many hours of my life, none of which I can ever get back.  Bastards!
When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Crazy people are the easiest to get along with.
He had a near-death experience.  Yeah, it's called living.
Mama said there'd be days like this, but she never said there'd be so many.
Make love not war... hit the bed not the floor.
I knew the something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.
That's the best part about being crazy, you se things no one else can see.
Well, just remember there are no perfect sunsets.  There's a little crack in every cloud, but that's what gives you your silver lining.
Basic airplane flying.. keep the pointed end forward.
I have a mind like a steel... you know.. doohicky.
I'm going crazy... want to come along?
I'm nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm sorry, reality is not in service at this time.
I do know everything, just not all at once.  It's a virtual memory problem.
Live my the longbow, die by the Type II phaser.
In some cultures, what I do is considered normal!
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
If everyone played by the rules, life would be no fun.
I honor my personality flaws for without them I might have no personality at all.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.
Don't play the pipe if you don't want the snake to dance.
I guess I really must be young at heart because I believe fairy tales do come true.
So what am I to do when I find that what I need no longer needs me.
Sometimes I think that if I wasn't so good at pretending to be, I'd be better at actually being happy...
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Life doesn't throw me curve balls.  It just hits me with the bat.
Mother Nature is a bitch.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Man is the only animal that blushes, or need to
Everybody is somebody's daydream.
True friendship is like a rose; we don't realize its beauty until it fades.
Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
One time is an accident.  Two times is a coincidence.  Three times is enemy action.
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