| Cause today I smiled; some funny, or poetic lines. |
| * Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. * Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. * Don't spend your life with soemoen you can live with, spend it with someone you can't live without. * A live with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. * Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but at the same time love is blind. * There are easier things in life than finding a good man; nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance. * Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. * I say love is like jumping off a building, knowing that something painful was in store but you can't help enjoy the rush of the fall. * Sometimes the most wonderful things in life are right in front of you.. * When I was little, I had a favorite teddy bear, who kept my secrets, shared my adventures, and wiped away all of my tears. I used to think that no one could take his place, then I found you. * Apparently, the knight in shining armor who was supposed to sweep me off my feet, got lost in the woods. * Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. * I suffer from occasional delusions of adequacy. * People think that I hear little voices in my head telling me what to do. That's ridiculous. It's more like a movie, with these little hamster guys that hold up charts and maps and other visual aids. You know, whatever they have to use. * Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. * It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. * Sign on my door: Go head and knock, I'm already disturbed! * Fear not my insanity, fear the mind it protects. * Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. * College is a fountain of knowledge...and students are there to drink. * A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. * Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace. * Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. * Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous". * A woman needs only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape. * I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. * Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.) * Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. * If there was any logic in this world, it would be men who ride side-saddle, not women. * Even a fool knows you can't reach out and touch the stars, but it doesn't keep wise men from trying. * Tell a man there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet pain and he has to touch it. |