| My Freaks |
| Every good traveling act has many people, besides the ringmistress, emphasis on mistress, that make the act a success. I affectionately call these people "Freaks." These are the people who have impacted my life, they are my friends. |
| Toni: Well, Toni and I met seven months ago at 2 am the first night I was here at CMC. Toni's ex-roomate knocked on my door an' asked if I wanted to come over, I was tired an' bored so I went. We bonded over our birthdays, hers is the DAY before mine. She has seen me through some tough times as I have also done for her . She will be missed when she moves to Florida to be with Vinny. If she were in my traveling act, she'd be the strong silent guy that can lift stuff. As Toni would say, "It's true, it's true." Meet Toni an' her finance, Vinny, y'all. Don't they look cute at the Islands of Adventure in Florida? Toni's website, very HER an' very purple. |
| Justine: Let be known to the world that...are you ready? I LOVE YOU!!! It's a private joke, guys. Justine was my roommate last year at CMC. She an' I are "Strangers." -Hums "Strangers in the Night..."- LOL! Justine, through no fault of her own has impacted my life the most. She has seen me on my good, not-so-good, an' just plain-out BAD days. An' she hasn't gotten mad at me yet!!! If she were in my traveling act of sorts, she'd be the fire-eater, sword-swallower, and fire-blower person. LMAO! |
| Emily: She is my bestest best friend. I have known her as long as she's been on God's BLUE! earth. (Only my friends' can understand God's Blue earth.) She and I have been through many break ups together, her's not mine, an' I am now her Conscience.... Emily, if and WHEN you visit this site your Conscience feels neglected. :( Emily would be the elephant rider lady. Emily is above somewhere. My Seal-sis's site. Her site should work now, I fixed the oversight. |
| Amanda (Moo): Amanda is one of my many for-life-or-longer friends. She is a little more than a moth older than me. She can never remember anything, with the exception of what? (Hint: Star Wars.) That's not it, the dancing ladies on the Sears Tower...AMANDA!!! Where do you get this stuff? Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, who's the bad guy? Luke, OF COURSE!!! It's a private joke between us. Amanda knows me like the back of her hand. If she were in my act, she'd be a tightrope walker, and the trapeze woman. But what would a circus be without a belly dancer???? She'd be that too... -Sings "Amanda, light of my life, they shoulda made you a gentleman's wife. AMANDA!"- LOL! |
| Jason: What can I say about Jason??? He's my BUDDY!!! The only one who understands my need far the word "far" an' far sarcasm. Well...anyway...ummm what else can I say? Well, how 'bout I hope we remain friends far awhile to come.... I have known Jason the better part of seven months or more...I haven't really got him figured out, yet....probably never will... He an' I are special friends, an' we have a VERY special bond. No sarcasm, no bullshit, no nothin'. This is me bein' as serious as the day I TRIED to give up my sarcasm. (You laugh but it's TRUE!!!! :P) If Jason were in my circus, he'd be the circus clown with the little car so he could practice his driving an' MAYBE actually place in the car races he does!!! His other job would be assistant ringmaster under me, of course, so he could tease and undermine my authority, the PERFECT job far him. Meet Jason, y'all, he's below. |
| Val: Well, she's a good friend of mine, because our families are friends. She knows me to be impatient, which is true. To say things 'bout others, remember the lunch table our sophmore year??? You KNOW I'll never forget that one!!! If she were in my traveling circus, she'd be the doctor an' also the manger behind the scenes, both jobs suit her nature. She'd also get the funest job, being shot out of a canon, but not very often. LOL! |
| Kam: Will re,ain here but should be noted as 2nd, in the revised-to-include-her, in the list of people I love to hate. This update as of: September 17th, 2005 |
| Randy: He's my third cousin who was born the day I came home from the hospital. He an' re-met at my Aunt's house on the day after my birthday last year. He deserves a spot on this page because he has heard me vent to him an' he understands. I want to be better friends with him as I do with the majority of the people I am giving tribute on this MY webpage. Randy would be a clown, if he were in my circus show, so he could make others laugh. |
| Lexi (Sis): She has seen me on my rough days an' has helped me through them. She is a character, but I'm happy to count her as a friend. Lexi would probably laugh more at me site than anyone I know, with the exception of Jason of course! Lexi would be a magician, and the person who is shot out of a canon while taming a lion. The lovely young lady at the bottom be mah Lexa-sis. To visit my Lex-sis's site. |
| I hope you, the masses, had as much fun reading my tribute page as I did making it! Let me leave you with this thought, a great deal of these friends are my friends by chance, not that that's better than friends by choice, but the friends by chance have a certain quality about them...a certain bond...friends by choice are those that, in my opinion, know you the best. Even though my friendships are at different levels with all of these people, I love them all equally an' I wish them every sarcastic moment. ROLFLMAO May I NOT be drug out into the street an' shot for the opinions that I have of these fine people on my page. I'd much prefer bein' burned at the stake. Seriously, it'll happen b/c of the beliefs I hold. Mark my words. |
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| As this is not my page, I have put all references to my pages an' my counter an' guestbook in one spot. |
| John: How could I have forgotten him???? Je suis tres desolee, John. John is my "special friend." This is a different type of special than the type that Jason an' I share...not sure if that's a good thing or not yet, John. I'll keep you posted. -Spits on my right palm, an' prepares to shake John's hand. Sees his lack of enthusiam an' doesn't shake.- Anyway, I figure John an' I have known each other about three years...an' he still keeps me in the dark, that's the Scropio mystism, anyway...I do believe he knows me better than I know him...John appeals to my stubborn side, or Bull side as I am a Taurus, b/c He says stuff, an' I'm like, "Oh Yeah?!?" All that aside, I can trust him an' we have some pretty intense conservations... If John were in my circus, he'd be a magician that did serious stuff, like death defying stuff, b/c he likes secrets. I still won't share mine! HAHA! |
| Louis: He is the newest adopted member of my family, after Travis, but that's a different story. He is part of my life in many ways....I first knew him when he moved to my high school my sophmore year. I have not known him well all that long however, he is still special an' VERY VERY much a part of my family. If he were in my traveling act, he'd be a sideshow attraction. I can see it now, The Bearded Lady!!! Only bein' sarcastic, as always! Maybe, this should go on my sideshow page.....NAH!!!! As Louis would say, "Peace." |
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| Megan: She's my adopted lil' sister. She, Sis an' I are a "necrophiliac mobster family." Don't ask, if you don't know. Megan is cool, she's also a friend of Gabe's. (I must remember to take him out of the closet.) I hope to get to know her better. Much love, Giggly-sis! The lovely lady at the top is Megan, y'all. (Gabe was removed entirely from the closet due to a falling out.) |
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| Spit: That's not his real name, it's....are you ready? BUBBA! I dunno why I chose this color. More to poke fun at him, I guess. Time to change colors. This is a better color, but maybe... This color. This color it is then. Now then, Spit is special b/c he is the only one who has a color changee in his section. He's cool b/c he loves me, don't tell him that though. Christmas is now July 13th an' New Year's is May 22nd. Sleep is a tool for the weak. An' after he reads this, I'll be in SERIOUS trouble, c'est la vie, n'est-ce pas? I've said too much already, 'sides he'll be back soon an' he won't be happy. Please note that this section is BURSTIN' w/ sarcasm. That said, enjoy! |
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| Will: The boy finally sent me a picture of himself, he's the one in the light fade to dark blue shirt on the right. He an' I have had some fun times together. What w/ the beer...only kiddin' but that does bring up an idea....He's a great guy an' I'm glad he's mah friend. Only Will would understand much if not all of this. He's on the right, somewhere, I'll let you guess which one is him, not the hippie freak on the guitar. |
| Please use the slambook links, i.e. View/Sign the Insanity. |
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| Feenix (Mom) (Fee-Mom): I met her through Craig Hamilton-Parker's website. She's like my other more fun and accepting Mom. She rocks! She and I were banned by a hacker from Craig's (I always KNEW I was trouble). That's life far ya. You, the masses, meet the Fee-Mom, the lady on the left. Fee-Mom would be the oracle lady in my circus, you know the bizarre mystic who's sarcastic. It's true! I promise! LOL. |
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| J.T.: Yup, that's him at the lower left, say "hi." J.T. is quite an interestin' person. He accepts me for who I am, insane theories an' all. He's the one who I consider my mentor in anarchy, belief system rehab, (you know for when you get an overload on beliefs an' are burnt out or when you feel deserted an' alone like w/ w/draw), and of course he's my motiavational encouragement to become a whore! Okay so that last bit is pure sarcastic spite, but he's way awesome! Oh, an' the lawn gnomes are MINE, as are the winged monkeys. |
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| Mark: He's mah new Buddy. He can't tell a story, but I overlook that. An', contrary to his picture above, he is super nice an' listens well. He'd be the clown to help Jason outta his little car. |
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| Josh (Ty) (Dr. Josh): Hm, well he's odd. He's the guy in the green shirt. He was actually my sister's b/f first, then he became my friend, an' I call him "Dr. Josh," b/c he gives awesome advice. He has this insane notion that he must physically fight people for what he believes in. "Look out world, Morals are back!" He'd be a an elephant trainer, b/c he'd getta throw nuts an' he is nuts an' also a fortune teller in my traveling circus. |
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| Vernon: He's my 3rd cousin, the little boy is his sister's kid, named Clint. He doesn't look too thrilled about havin' his picture taken. Vernon is my age, which is around 18, an' at least the goatee is absent from the pic. LOL. He's a fun guy who is a very good family member as well, I'd claim him any day. He's the kinda fun-lovin' responsible person that many people never are. He wants to be a clown in my circus, makin' 3 clowns. |
| Tiara (Friend Tiara): She's a friend of Fee-Mom's also from Craig's. I would put my nickname for her here, but she doesn't like her name, 'cuz it's guyish. She's very nive to put up w/ Fee-Mom and I, b/c we are a handful! :P The three of us, Tiara, Mom, and myself would be the oddball Three Musketeers, it's true, I promise! That's Tiara, below. Were Tiara in my circus, she'd be the nice oracle lady, see? I offer you, the masses, choices. And if you don't like these ladies, there is always Dr. Josh. |
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| All graphics with sayings in boxes are courtesy of GranGran. |
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