| My Ramblings |
| April 18th 2001: Today, thanks to my lovely higher-up Lexi, I was thinking 'bout rocks. Actually, it started w/ a comment by me about the Forest Gump movie. The quote was, "Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks." That started the Lex on a lovely tirade 'bout rocks...in particular her "rock family." So today is Rock Day! |
| April 9th 2001: Today's Lesson is: I am an Evil Number. It all started with what I like to call "the conspiracy theory." I have Religion an' Government classes back-to-back on Mondays, Wednesdays, an' Fridays. My friend, Toni, pointed out that those two classes are the classic example the "separation of church an' state." Anyway...we disscussed the problem of Evil in religion an' how only Christianity believes that Evil exsists. So I thought, "Oh great! I'm Evil. I always wanted to be Evil." Skip to government, where we disscussed the process of industrialization an' how you go from bein' a person to bein' a number. So I thought, "I'm a number too, but not just any number an Evil Number." One last thought, a number has no feelings, whereas, the word Evil is chucked full of emotion. Do you see the irony in the phrase Evil Number? |
| Today in the conspiracy theory, sounds like a soap I know, we discussed salvation and negotiation. My conclusion is that: I am an Evil Number and thus have no hope for salvation from my sins. However, " 'Nothing is final until you are dead, and even then I'm sure God negotiates,' " (Ever After.) So, even though I will not be saved, I can negotiate my way into Heaven. The salvation obviously comes from the religious part of the conspiracy an' thus the negotiation comes from the governmental part, because the Sentate leader must bribe an' negotiate with the members of the Senate to have a prosal considered out pf turn. Thus today's lesson fits with the conspiracy theory. As always, have a nice day, an' ponder over what you've learned today. |
| April 21st, 2001: Today is my B-Day! "Another day older and deeper in debt." Lesley, Justine an' I ( I feel sooo smart using I an' not me) went to Versailles an' had some beverages, you know the other soda, and I received some presents and a "Ghetto Cake." A Ghetto Cake is a cake made by poor college students, namely Lesley an' Justine. I also was made to jump into the lake. I will not ever be a member of the Polar Bear Club, sadly I refuse membership. LMAO. Don't tell Lesley an' Justine, but it was fun, espcecially the consumption od the other soda. |
| April 29, 2001: Today I felt like an expensive whore, or prostitute if you will, please note I said felt like not am. I own three Pld Navy tank tops and let's just say, I'm not skinny thus I felt like a prostitute, albeit an expensive one, b/c obviously, I was wearing more clothing than any prostitute would wear. (This item was originally longer, but Geocities fucked it up and I had to re-type it and it happened during the spring semester of my freshman year and I can't remember EXACTLY how I felt when this happened.) |
| I figure nothing's better than a counter w/ eight spaces for my ranting's page. I mean doesn't it just fit?! |
| May 2nd, 2001: I talked to Shane today. I know you the masses don't know Shane, but he tries. It made me realize how truly lucky, an' odd, I am. Some things I can never hope to understand like guys, sisters, brothers, family, an' how certain people can get soooo messed up. I think some people ought to fix their own lives before they get ivolved in others' lives. |
| May 29, 2001: Today is my one an' only sister's, Sarah, b-day. Okay, so sing her happy birthady. Summer has barely started an' all the excitin' stuff already happened to me. I went to a St. L Cards game, which they won, on the ninth. It was a SWEET "Glad-you're-done-w/-finals" gift on the 9th, my last day of finals. I also went to the George Strait Country Music festival on Mom's Day, the 13th I believe. That was pretty awesome too. I got to ride in a limo far that. I think my summer will be pretty dull in comparision to those two events. |
| June 11, 2001: I just came back from Counselor/Teen camp it was Friday to Sunday. I got sunburned, but whose fault is that? Mine! I went w/ my sister, who went as a teen. I went as a counselor, an' I will go back for 4-H camp w/ my brother. So I will get to spend some one-on-one w/ each of them, YAY! |
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| August 17th 2001: Lexi, from April 18th an' My Freaks page, is now my "sister." Jack, from my Odds an' Ends page, is now my brother. School starts August 26th. The infamous town pinic starts tommorow, YAY! |
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| My Closet. |
| September 21st, 2001: In my Ed. Psych class, we discussed, among other things, the posibilty that one can develop their skills an' be a genius. I.e. you can learn to be a genius. I thought, "YES! There's still time. I CAN be an Evil Number Genius." (Please see April 18th for a definition of an Evil Number.) |
| October 5th, 2001: I have developed the quote unquote Master Plan, in which I will go out an' drink to forget/get frunk on November 5th. Now that you know my "Master Plan," you must die, b/c it all hinges on deniablity. |
| October 12th, 2001: Lesson of the day: "Don't fail." Yesterday in Ed. Psych class, we watched a video about different reward techniques used to create the desire to learn. Like free candy for an answer right or free pizsza for best attendance. Well, this one high school senior, I think, football player said as a word of advice, "Don't fail." B/c if you failed any of your classes, you were inegible to play on the team. So remember everyone, "Don't fail." -Laughs at the absurdity of his advice.- |
| December 27, 2001: Well, it's two days after Christmas an' it has been two months since I've been to write in my online journal that is this page. Hmph. I did delete my pic on this page. It was crap. I had a good Christmas, I got two rings, a nightshirt, a callin' card, a sweatshirt, a jewelry box w/ a little wooden banjo. So now it's a music box. Both were handmade by my grandpa an' the banjo so it can be a music box. HAHA. An' four CDs all country: Brad Paisley's Part II, "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack, Chris LeDoux's 20 Greatest Hits, an' David Ball's Amigo. (In case, you were REALLY curious as to the artists an' album titles.) A nativity set, a calculator an' a back brush. Not forgetin' the 20 in cash. The other side opens gifts on Saturday. |
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| May 10th 2002: Today is Dead Day. The last Friday before finals there are no classes, so that we, the students may study, and thus it is called Dead day. I'll grant that I have neglected this page, as I am apt to do being human, it happens to all of us, I'm sure.. I AM most sure b/c I AM Goddess! HA! Ah, yes...the point of my adding this segment.... "Nothing says 'I love you.' like a bowl of Cheerios." My ex-roommate of my freshman year, Justine. Not to be confused w/ the ex-roommate in "The Ex-Roommate Files," Micah. (This is b/c I am still friends w/ Justine....HA!) |
| June 15, 2002: God is like a chameleon. "What?!" says you. Fine, God is relative, does that help? Please understand, I in now way any forcin' my beliefs on you. I just said that God was a chameleon to a friend an' like it so much that I decided to put it in here. You want the explanation? Okay, a chameleon changes its appearance, an' God is not one person, like say, your best friend. God is somethin' diffferent to everyone. |
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| September 24, 2002: Today I learned about the Satan UFO theory. What prey tell is the Satan UFO theory? This 50ish guy told me how he believes that UFOs are apparations created by Satan. Why not?! It's possible. |
| February 3, 2003: And the ideas for the year, are The Christian Robot and "Remember Man that you are sheep and unto him you shall return." You must understand that I am being sarcastic about these ideas although I do believe them both. Open-minded blasfamy, anyone? Ah, the good old Catholic upbringing, makes me sick for my youth, sorta. |
| May 13, 2003: Cosmic Golf in a Labyrinth. "Golf?" Yes, GOLF! Not only that, but Cosmic Golf. A sort of game of hit or miss. Like regular golf, only you, as a human, can not foresee all the lessons you must learn, thus It, being everything, is structured as a labyrinth. So you cannot see the entire golf course, thus you must "play the ball where it lies" to the best of your ability given the sections of the golf course that aren't blocked by walls, and the other typical obstacles in any Jim Hensen Labyrinth, slightly adapted to put the things that will side-track you the best. Like, bad people whom you think you can help, temptations, sins,and mistakes from your past. And even if all that jazz weren't in the Labyrinth, it'd STILL be tricky to navigate. "Why?" Self-doubt. |