Quotes:
"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all"
"To go forward you must backup"
"The problem with computers is they only do what you tell them"
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks"
"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime"
"Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months"
"Bill Gates is so rich because he got his wish when he said: 'I wish I had a nickel for every time a PC reboots'"
"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."
"I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."
"Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC."
"Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame."
"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan."
"The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor."
"Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet."
"The world is coming to an end. Please log off."
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