Quotes:

• "Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all"

• "To go forward you must backup"

• "The problem with computers is they only do what you tell them"

• "Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks"

• "If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime"

• "Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months"

• "Bill Gates is so rich because he got his wish when he said: 'I wish I had a nickel for every time a PC reboots'"

• "Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."

• "I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."

• "Mac users swear by their Mac,
  PC users swear at their PC."

• "Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame."

• "The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."

• "In God we trust, all others we virus scan."

• "The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor."

• "Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet."

• "The world is coming to an end. Please log off."

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