[Thursday, September 23, 2004]
err... yeah... so how are things? in short new mexico was awesome but it rained/hailed on us a lot and we backpacked/hiked a little under 100 miles in like 10 days. got back, partyed . . .yeah, and then xc started and then everyones favorite... school. now i have no real problems with school its more the work that goes on for school... but out of school, that always seems to srew me over. We are like 2 weeks into school and i already seem to be falling behind, which isn't that much fun and then theres running which is ... umm interestingly difficult for various reasons. i baked brownies on monday with some crew... they smelled delicious and i chilled at aryans yesterday then had a race at cooper middle school. that was quite the exprience. i'm kinda tired and lazy and the only real reason i'm doin this is to make me believe i'm doin some kind of work giving me an excuse to not be doing homework.[Thursday, August 05, 2004]
Having just returned from being away for a week and a half, i unpack and clean my house only to leave again this sunday for two weeks of hiking in New Mexico. I think this will be fun and i'll be kinda like walden... which too... was fun and exciting. i have no form of contact with anyone but my crew which includes my father. I'm sure that we'll have a lot of bonding time... which i think i'm looking forward to the must... maybe this is my change to "simplify, simplify, simplify" we'll see. The week and a half i was gone i went to Richmond to see my cousin, Brett, and what trip to Richmond would be complete with out a visit with Kelly. It was quite nice to see her again. my family picked me up from there on the way down to Sunset beach. The beach this year was different, yet fun none the less, atleast that of it that i can remember... which isn't so much if that tells you anything about my week. i have some cool pictures from that week... mostly me falling on my neck and stuff. its sure to amuse you. they'll be up soon. i'll post a link >here< when they get developed. I updated the preview link below... i implore you to check it out.[Sunday, July 11, 2004]
kick ass, so yeah last night i got back from the beach... Salvo, Cape Hatteras from the annual meeting of my dad's old buddies from college. Normally this isn't a particularly exciting week... don't get me wrong its fun but nothing... worth tellin the youngins back home about. Right so this year was different, for many reasons, some of which include the Forth of July was the first day we were down there, my brother wasn't there, and Doug and Greer both brought a bitch load of friends(... or like 2 o 3) and of course everyones favorite... copious amounts of illegal substances. We were a simple band of young adults looking for not much more then just chillin on the beach every night, admiring the stars... and 26 year old acid tripping pedophiles. all in all it was quite an amazing week, with such highlights as sitting inside a snow globe, carrying people home from the beach, chillin with the Dasani... or that other water bottle, or perhaps musical chairs... or maybe the 30 minutes rap session. it so hard to recall... what was... the most fun. i have to say i enjoyed the bonfire when my mom came looking for me and had to have stumbled upon the two promiscuous adolescents. not having sex on the beach. its too hard to put into words... so i will sometime in the near future make a collection of pictures to tell the extraordinary unspoken chronicles of Cape Hatteras.[Thursday, June 17, 2004]
So... yeah.. it's been awhile. I'll just get ya the gist of what I've been up too. Relay for Life... was good this year, still think last year was better, but this year Joe and I totally fliped out all over the place, bust out the crazy back-flips. Chill with Emily for awhile there, which was entertaining however slightly akward. School is almost out... take that back, I'm not going tomorrow, school has sucked mad nutz... with a z, in case you were wondering. I think I pulled my grades up to decent, which is better than failing... right? I get the feeling that this summer isn't goin to be much fun... but we'll just have to wait and see about that one. hit me up over the summer if you wanna chill... chances are i'm not doin anything... at all. loserspride[Monday, May 03, 2004]
HAHA.... look at my newest guestbook entry. Man I wish I had written that one.[Tuesday, April 20, 2004]
Soo.... yeah, it finally decided to warm up... to a freakishly high degree. Lucky for me I had a wicked long track meet on Saturday so I got to sit in the blazing 86 degree weather for 12 hours. It was awesome.. However the positive side to the meet was out of, I think, 22 competitors for high jump, I was one of three Caucasians, I placed 6th receiving a medal. I walked away from that meet not only with a rad medal... but with a totally sweet singlet tan... er burn, so now I look dead sexy... and red. So yeah... today is 4-20... my half birthday. just thought I'd let you know. I'm out[Monday, April 12, 2004]
Hello earth people. Whats goin on? Today marks my return to school from spring break. It was a horrible day, I forgot how much I hated school and that whole learning isn't fun thing. I managed though. Spring Break was kinda boring, but it definitely had its high points. The gist was I went to VCU, ODU, and CNU, wasn't too exciting. I enjoyed my time off, but thats over now. Any who, I don't know about y'all but when is it gonna fuckin warm up. It's soo cold and the fact that my hands are freakish discolored and people are all like "EWW your hands are purple... freak" doesn't really help any. With the constantly changing temperatures, i am required to shop for new clothes. Which, like most things, I suck at. I needed new shorts and shirts and such I talked myself out like a bunch of different things only to walk away with nothing. I guess i don't want to spend my money? I don't know, twas swell though. As much as i know you all want to hear about my shopping habits i really must be goin. adios[Sunday, March 28, 2004]
sorry about the haitus in updates... just being keeping busy, you know what i'm saying. Lets see where to begin, so about 2 weeks ago a certain site was brought to my attention. This site contians pictures of me, my collauge Josh and other things related to us.. amongst other random stuff. This creeped me out... a lot, seeing how i don't know how she, i'm assuming a 7th grade girl, got my site. Keep in mind i have absolutely no idea who this person is. Next topic, grades.. still suck. I took the SATs this weekend, wich needless to say was a BLAST! I'm hoping for like a solid 1300, but seein as how I spacing out all over the place i'm not so sure if that gonna happen. I had the pleasure of witnessing a James Madison Womens Lacrosse game the other day... and at (insert stadium name) was a masacure of biblical proportions... it was so depressing i could stay through both games (JV was like 2 - 7, and Varsity was 0 - 16). they need to work on catching and stoping shots and possible passing and maybe teamwork alittle too. anyway thats all i got time for i'm out. NOTE:if know or are the person with the site mentioned above, contact me. We have things to discuss... like who are you.[Sunday, March 07, 2004]
Wow! I can't believe I have being wasting interent space for over a year now... it just bring me so much joy :wipes tear from eye:, despite how pleased I am with that accomplishment, this has been just about the worst week ever. Where to start. Monday: when I got home I got grounded for 2 or 3 weeks for going to Jimmy's without tell my parents where I was going. Tuesday: yelled by english teacher for not being at school... b/c I was AT A FUNERAL!! (really stressed becuase I have a lot of make up work to do) Wednesday: Went to Richmond with Robotics team (cuz I'm cool like that) Thursday: Became the first kid to get sent home from Robotics Richmond Trip (ask me for details) Friday: grounding starts to take effect, so I had to go shopping at the mall with my mother. Nothing makes you feel like more of a tool... then walking around... with your mom at the mall. And my weeks of not doing homework showed up on my grade sheet thingy... so that didn't help me at all. Plus sides about my week, I did get to see Kelly... which is always freakin' awesome. aight rant over. Well kiddies I do have one special treat for you brought to you by the famous Russell Ballard. It's a comic strip of a conversation we had in physics one day (Warning: This is most likely goin to creep everyone out) this is one of the strangest conversaions we have had... Comic[Tuesday, March 02, 2004]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOSERSPRIDE[Monday, March 01, 2004]
right... so... its been awhile. sorry about that. Well, last week I missed 3 days of school while attending my grandfathers funeral and i'm going to miss Thurs and Fri of this week to go to the Robotics Competetion in Richmond. (yeah... thats right... i'm in robotics. what) So needless to say I have alot of make up work and that a little stressful. Indoor Track is finally over, so I had a little fairwell to that. oh my. Spring Track started though... i get a week off, but it's really nice out so I might just keep goin. If this weather keep I might have to get a life and leave the safety and comfort of my basement... which wouldn't be soo bad. I've just been doin a whole lot of CG stuff, cuz i'm just that cool. Some of you may have heard about my bed... or lack there of. For those of you that haven't heres the story... I ordered a new bed it was suppose to get here Friday the 21th of February, that it didn't so I sleep on the floor of my room on top of like... 3 folded covers with a sleeping bag. its not as comfortable as it might sound. Aight my friends that is all for today. Later[Friday, February 06, 2004]
Well... I've been falling behind with these updates, I have a reasone however. Most of my free time has been spent on deviantART and making some new images. Life as always has room for improvement... alot of room. anyway thats all i have time for... check out some of my stuff on DeviantART[Tuesday, January 27, 2004]
Whoa nelly, aight well this was an exciting weekend... First off, this weekend signifies the end of the first semester and the first bi-anual suit week, which I think was a complete success. On to the weekend, Friday I went to Snowshoe with my church to snowboard. It was most excellent, I think I got some good pictures of Josh, Daniel and me at the terrian park. It was all fresh pow so the slopes were slick, and soft for those who couldn't handle it. but yeah, now that I'm back in Vienna, I've realized that there is about 5 inches of snow here as well... so it would appear as though I might be able to construct my "masterpiece" if you will. Well my friends I unfortunately have to go, I catch you next week, later.[Sunday, January 18, 2004]
what's crackacklin... (i'll stop saying that) this is a three day weekend so I have tomorrow off too. This weekend RT went into effect... and what an effect it was. It made for one of the coolest/weirdest times I've ever had and i hope to have some more. So next week is filled with semester finals... which promises to be the highlight of my life. I can see that only horrible things will come from this. Its going to be one huge failure right after another... but for the first time in my life i find myself trying to studying, as if it'll a differnce. The following weekend i'm going to Snowshoe for some hardcore snowboarding... maybe this time i won't knock myself out on a table-top, but you can still hope. The lack of snow here is really starting to piss me off, we get a fucking "wintery mix" what the fuck is that... it's bullshit. i want snow not ice and sub-zero temperatures. i just thought i'd put that out into the open. aight, keep it sexy i'm out.[Wendnesday, January 14, 2004]
Earth people, New York to California... whats happening. I've been kinda swamped with work and mad chillin over the weekends... last weekend I went to Seven Springs and snowboarded. I think of it as my warm-up for Snowshoe, in 2 weeks. Thats gonna be a good time, P.I.M.P.ing it up in the snow... or falling. probably the latter but you know. its all good. It's alittle late... but Happy New Year. Hopefully I'll end this quarter with some decent grades... because otherwise I'm most likely not goin to college, and then I'd have to go to Plan B... move to Richmond and become a hobo. Speaking of which, umm Operation RT 03' seems to be goin to plan. Score. aight I'm out playas. Catch ya on the flipside... (copywrite Josh Welch & bds).[Sunday, December 28, 2003]
Yo yo yO, what up. I'm reporting live from "switch-ville" aka Richmond, I'm chilling with my cousin Brett (the crazy AZN). We are just checking out a highschool basketball tourny down here... its being sponsored by Comcast, which is pretty tight. Hosted by his highschool the 28th Annual Benedictine Capital City Classic, or ABC^3 for short... its a pretty big event. Schools from like Canada and Jersey are here and I think one came from Florida. There's about 12 schools competing. its tight. oh oh not that you people really care but I it looks like I'm getting my other table while I'm down here... and if I'm really lucky... a mixer too. Aight well you kids enjoy the rest of your break... later[Sunday, December 21, 2003]
haha, I started this break off with a bitter sweet party... and I'm looking forward to being able to sleep in... or something like it. This has been an enlightening weekend, I've learned a lot about people and hopefully I can use that to my benefit. Let just give you a quick run down of my weekend... it�s been a little crazy. After the party... I couldn't really sleep, which sucked cuz the next morning I had to wake up at 5:30 for a track meet. Which was, as always too long and then the next day I had church, basketball, court of honor, then the youth group gift exchange, so yeah. Christmas is four days away and I still have presents to pay for. got my brother a claymore. not really... sorry rhymes gotta flow you know. ANYWAY, forgetting for a moment that I'm a loser, I'm pretty free for the holidays so if your reading this... it most likely means your really bored ergo you'd be free to call me, but you'd probably have to be really bored and only call if you really wanna chill. Let's try and keep those "pranks calls" to a minimum. Just thought I'd let you know. peace[Monday, December 15, 2003]
This was a pretty good weekend... track meet went well, alittle long but it was still pretty good, saturday night was the Mixer Dance... which was really tight. The DJ sucked mad N-U-T-Z but we all seemed to make it through the night. I spent the night at my man Dan's house... Sunday is was all snowy and stuff so things to do were limited... however my basketball game wasn't cancelled. We won, and I got to play most of the game. I only sat out like 5 minutes as opposed to last year were I played about five minutes... my coached sucked ass... but Ryan has to deal with that now. The week has just started and I can't wait for the break... I really really need it. I'm getting crazy stressed out. Happy Holidays to you all.[Sunday, December 07, 2003]
So my week has come and gone and I feel pretty much the same. Not much of interesting is happening in the world of Will. School as always sucks, our football team lost the State Semi-Finals, I went on a ninja rampage... I did however learn to do wall backflips and I've been busting that shit out left and right. It snowed and my only reason for not wanting school Friday was cancelled anyway (track meet) so in short Friday sucked a big one. I've played around in Flash just about all weekend... nothing of interest came of that. I wrote some new rhymin things. but I wouldn't recomend goin there. Well for the time being I hope that you people start to feel the Christmas spirit... and if you really get into the spirit and wanna give me some money, that'd be great. Well I have a Spanish test I have to get rest for... as if that'll make me not fail. You kids have a great week.[Monday, December 01, 2003]
What up my party people. Today sucked and has no friends (nicole), it was the first day back from our much appreciated thanksgiving break. Needless to say it felt alittle long and was quite boring. I hope ya'll enjoyed your break. For my break, me and the family took a little trip down to South Cacalaky (South Carolina) to visit my grandparents and cousins and aunts and uncles and such... it was quite an exceptional experience. Lots of poker, football, and of course some goat wrestling. Last weekend was an interesting one, Josh has the pictures to prove it, but thats a tale for another time. I'm working on a Homecoming/otherrandomcrap section that I project to be up and running within the next week. I'm alittle behind with the updates, I apologize... the first step is admitting you have a problem, right? Well, I believe the time is right where I can now start my non-denominational Christmas count down.[Sunday, November 16, 2003]
Oh man... oh man... it was been a crazy weekend. Complete chaos. It all happened so fast, except for that part where I didn't sleep any saturday night. yeah ummm that wasn't cool. I'm not going into details about my weekend for it wouldn't make much sense, however if you'd like me to elaborate on it I'd be willing to give it a shot via AIM. Too give you idea of how crazy my weekend was I was drving people around at like 2 in the morning and sneaking people into DL's house... all... while wearing Chris's jeans!? (I was completely unaware he owned any) I was hoping for a weekend where I could, you know, wind down and chill, but it would seem as though that isn't in my cards... I guess I'll just wait for another hand next weekend.[Thursday, November 6, 2003]
Aight its been alittle while, I apoligize. Things have been alittle chaotic. Lets see, umm well there was Halloween which was, as always, tight. My sister had a party it was swell... and on Monday and Tuesday, my days off; my gifts from the divine Creator, I worked. Yes, I, William Miller the self-proclaimed expert in the art of slacking, worked for a total of 12 hours with my payment amounting to a sum of... (dramatic pause) 175 fucking dollars... for those of you who can't do math, thats alittle less than $15 per an hour. You might be asking yourself "Will, what did you do what such great pay?" "did you strip?" or "did you make 26,000 soccer balls?" No, no my friend it was really quite easy. I handed out flyers door to door. The first day (7 hours) I worked hard, but on day two... I went to Wendy's and got some ice cream, while you know still working hard. So thats how I made the big bucks. Yesterday, I saw the third installment of the Matrix, Revolutions, despite bad reviews, I was pleased with what I saw, however my associates that accompanied me were irate. Claiming such horrific remarks as "worst movie ever" or "I like hotdogs", and I agree the ending was a little disappointing, however it fits perfectly with the rest of the movie therefore one must respect it. In conclusion, the matrix owns and would totally kick Harry Potter�s ass. EnD[Monday, October 27, 2003]
yes folks its another monday... an exciting one?? no, but I thought I'd give a brief over view of my weekend, starting with Saturday. First off, I finally got to sleep in (til 12), I went to the HC game, went to get custard w/ Chris, Missy and Samantha... then i just sat at home until around 7ish, when I started to get ready for HC. I was still in my sweat pants when my sister and her friends left. Went to dinner, which kicked ass, and then I was off to the dance. The dance was hot... like temperature wise, it was a freakin incinerator. After the dance I drove Samantha around for like an hour while... others were getting busy by the bike path. I dropped off my date and then sat and pondered what I was goin to do for like half an hour. I ventured over to Dan's but that was sorta akward in that 5th wheel kinda way. Then i watched the matrix... a great conclusion to an confusing night. I'm going to renstate the "Matrix countdown" 6 long months after seeing "The Matrix: Reloaded".[Friday, October 24, 2003]
Calm down now... You'll weekly dose of Will is here. This week has been like "Friday tease week" every day felt like friday but it wasn't its like waking up from a blissful dream only to realize your still in hell... but on a lightier topic its also spirit week, can't you just feel the excitment. To make my week fun and entertianing I decided to dress as a gorilla... which has proved to be much more exciting then I ever could have imagined, I've chased little kids around, Dan through the grid-locked streets of Vienna, hit on girls... had girls hit on me, and go out to eat at BK. I add to that list, as of tonight, aimless wondering at the powderpuff game. You might be asking yourself "Will, why would you do something soo stupid?" Well kids, I found out my chances of picking up chicks increases 5 fold when I am in the gorilla costume... I think thats a pretty damn good reason and it funny as shit to see me chase down a little kid 1/3 my height. (we are waiting to get a banana costume) Tomorrow is the big night, its homecoming and in the words of my almighty adviser to the kaizer of desire... "Have a safe, healthly, STD free weekend"[Monday, October 20, 2003]
Looks like someones got a case of the mondays.... happy birthday to me!! its like my birthday... today. thats my only reason for putting this up. One of my life long dreams came true today.... I was in the cafeteria, everyone circled around me chanting... "go ninja go ninja go, go!!" as I kicked this kids ass... it was freakin amazing... and by kicked his ass I mean I totally owned at the limbo competition... but I�m still #1, baby!! You know what would be a great birthday present... if you told me who you were (applies only to creepy stalker peoples)[Friday, October 17, 2003]
this is goin to be short and sweet... first off my "shagadelic" hair has been reduced to a mere delic second I updated my GB replies... with "your *other* hotter stalkers" toping my list of... yeah. Third I'd like to introduce you to my deviant art account... and that's about it[Monday, October 13, 2003]
so this weekend is a three day one... so thats cool. Saturday I had a race at Bull Run nation park, I didn't do as well as I had hoped. In the like seven hours of waiting before and after my race I managed to get slaped like 3 times and tackle the crap out of a trashcan. Upon returning I decided to hit up eck's "fiesta de bailar". It was much more entertaining than I had anticapated... and a good time was had by all... or atleast most. Disappiontments of the weekend: 1)This was the weekend that had been set aside for my IHOP goal but people bailed on me soo needless to say, it didn't happen. It will get done sometime soon though.2) I didn't get any sex 3) I got shot in the back with a pellet gun 4) my dog chewed up my wallet... i'm goin to kill him. So I'd have to say with weekend balances itself out leaving me not better than when it started and no worse... however my brother is in school and I am not... one of the few times i'll be able to say that... hahaha!![Sunday, October 05, 2003]
right, right... so I got back from the cross-country trip to Salies... oh man that was a huge disappiontment. Not just because I raced like shit but, in retrospect, I noticed I was being some what of an ass on the trip. I realized how my actions effect those I care about and those that care about me, and it not fair to others for me to put my personal goals infront of others feelings. So this weekend went the exact opposite as I would have liked it to. I don't think I'm gonna run anymore, atleast not in competition. I appear to be the only one disappionted in my performence at the race, which greatly confuses me. Right now it hard to explain how I feel so I came up with this equation:[Saturday, September 27, 2003]
Calm down now, just sit back relax and enjoy my amaranthine site. Well I'm feeling pretty good for the first time in a long while.. so I guess thats nice, but interestingly enough I got kicked out of Cross-Country practice the other day, but I'm still in a good mood. However my hatred has grown for Switzer, and I was just starting to think he's not that bad a guy and BAM, I get a pleasant reminder he is and always will be an asshole. And to remind him and you of that I decided to post some pictures of him I found... image one and image two. and I'm working on one of what I think he child will look like... that man should not be allowed to breed. Now I'm kinda tired and alittle lazy so i'm gonna bouce, but I hope you enjoy the hilarity that is contianed within the rest of my site.[Sunday, September 21, 2003]
Good golly, miss molly I'm back. I mean WTF is going on here, I live in Virginia, we get sniper shootings, terrorists attacks and the occasional bomb threat... but a huricane? Honestly, Isabel is obviously lost. Hurricane Isabel is a bitch hoe, I didn't have power for like 55 hours. Faced with no power and my family wanting to play yet another board game... I did what any self-respecting teenager would have done. I ventured out in the darkness, only to find... a world of ...dark...ness. In short Isabel made for a fucking crazy weekend. I am now (self-proclaimed) part of the Miagkov crime family... well minus the crime, but yeah. Since I had so much free time, I wrote another rhyme thingy... It's laying around somewhere within the abyss that is my site. Its called Down is Out and its wierd, but sometimes you just gotta let the pen do its thing.[Monday, September 15, 2003]
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK.... I've had over 1000 vistitors, I know most of them were people reloading the page but I still feel cool. Its been like... 15 minus 3... 12 days since I last updated. Thats the only real reason I have for updating, I'm sorry to disappiont all 3 of you that vistit my site but... no cool new things to put up... yet. Well school has gone on its way and as excepted it sucks. I need to find a girl or a sheep or something... I'm kinda lonely, sigh. Cross-country is really competative with in the team and I don't like that. It pretty crazy, speaking of crazy. Tom hurt his leg on Saturday at Great Meadows... you could see the bone its was insane. Tom is the man. I need to find a date for homecoming (I'm working on a Will the homecoming date ad) right well thats all i got for right now... later.[Wednesday, September 3, 2003]
Okay this is going to be short, because I need my sleep. I've completed the first two days of school and they've sucked. It a wierd feeling, but when I walk through the halls, crowded people, I feel more alone than I do when I'm just chillin at home, i don't much care for it. I hate work too, which might present a problem for this school year. I have made yet another section to add to my growing collection of crap, this one is located on my other site, it features some wicked photographic skillz by the pimp of Georgia, Nicole. and yeah check it out. and i leave you with some lyrics from a totally sweet song.[Friday, August 29, 2003]
I've take bits and pieces of my spare time and made a new section, its just a small thing about bands I like. There aren't many up now, but I'm working on it. I only have a few days left before I have return to my eternal nightmare... school. When I was yougner I'd say crap like that, but i mean it. I have a buring hatred for school, well maybe not school, just work. Work is my kryptonite, rending me lazy and ineffcient. For example, APUSH is taking like ten times longer than it should for a blind retarded monkey to do it. As you may have guessed I'm striving to achieve that standard, but I fear my efforts are in vain. All I know is that school is going to suck, and I can feel this, agian, will not be a good year for the ladies. But I'll keep my doors open for most any option. Well seeing how its like 12:30 in the AM I feel I'm cheating you out of a day's entry. So I'm off.[Friday, August 22, 2003]
Alrighty then, things are swell in the world of Will, not to much happend today. Russell had a couch party infront of his house, with some old couches they were throwing away. It was the coolest thing ever, except some mexicans stole the cushions from one of the couchs... tonight was poker night, I was all into it. I even made a "PoKeR MiX" for our playing pleasure... I need a life. I met my soulmate Mary today, when I told her she was my soulmate she didn't seem as excited as I had originally hallucinated, but I'm sure she'll come around soon. On another note, tomorrow Jon is going back to college and taking the PS2 with him... what I'm I play??? Texas hold'em is only entertaining for so long... I think I'll set up my old sega to the big screen, yeah, that'll do it. SWEETNESS. I'm a genius, if you ever wanna get down on that with me I'm just 10 digits away. I got all the classic MK-MK3, California Games, RBI 94, NBA JAM, Battle Toads and Double Dragon... the list goes on and on. Come on over and we'll kick it old school style.[Monday, August 18, 2003]
Whoa! That last entry was alittle depressing, and I was in a good mood. It must have just been the rootbeer talking, and trying to pursuede you to sign my guestbook. Last night was pretty cool, The big C and I went to Bethesda. Its kinda like reston town center only bigger, it was tight. Unfortunately our connection in Bethesda was... unavailable, her cell phone wasn't on, but we made do. Today, was an excellent day, i say that with much sarcasm and contempt. It only 10:30am right now, but practice today was horrendous, i had to lead the varsity guys for the first part of it and that only killed me, but then we had to repeat it 3 more times... it was aweful. The one redeeming factor was that I got to see JD... and Chris if you by chance read this.. you were right man, it increased like 10 fold. Steps 1 and 2 complete I'm working on 3 as we speak. Oh, silly police. When will you learn?[Sunday, August 17, 2003]
I recently realized that my happiness is variant, depending on almost entirely on two factors, women and how often my guestbook is signed. This is what the life of Will has come to. I've developed a fun chart to demonstrate this point. I'm sure you'll agree with me after seeing my indisputably evidence that I am in fact a loser... but what more can we do with this information... the answer we were looking for was nothing, however shit on it will do just fine. But no worries, I see a bright future in the horizon, unfortunately that horizon is to far away from my couch to reach, but until it decides to come within arms length I'm just gonna sit here and watch TV. I got kinda bored the other day and decided to draw a picture of the girl of my dreams... well I haven't seen her before but I can only assume this is what see looks like. I've talked to her once on the phone, through Ryan, and from what he said she sounded like she could be really sexy and thus my love for her was born...[Thursday, August 14, 2003]
Aight today, instead of waking up early and enjoying running long distances at the park, I woke up early and went to the Korean church near Thoreau middle school. The funny thing is I only know how to say two things in Korean, "Stop it, I understand" and "dick", so that was the makings for an exciting time in and of itself. It was excellent, I was the only non-azn there, and the trip down was also an excellent adventure. Imagine if you will, close your eyes, your in a room, and every else in that room is Luana, not just one but like seven of them and in this place silence is nonexistent. Always talking, non stop, never about anything of importants, sometimes not in English, sometimes not even real words at all just noises.... the place you are in my friend is not hell, oh no, it is a 15 passenger van, a van in which you spend 90 minutes in transit to the big KD. For those who are up to date on what that is, KD = Paramount's Kings Dominion. Overall it was a pretty good time, although there was this one asian kid who follow Dan, Brekk and I around, and we wanted to ditch him but seeing how we rode up in the same van and we would undoubtably see him again. He would never turn his back for long enough for us to make a clean get away, but it wasn't so bad... until the end, when this people got up on a stage and started singing country... it was aweful, I mean its not that I have a buring hatred for country or anything its just that they sucked and so did their songs. If I was giving a sniper rifle I would have shot them all and then proceeded to thwarting the police for several hours until the realized my decision wasn't rash, but constructive and wholesome. Then, they would allow me to go free and sex up as many sexy ladies as I want, unfortunately the all the fine women ignore me as if I was homeless. err.. um if you could just omit that last little bit. I apoligize I'm kinda lonely.[Sunday, August 10, 2003]
Tomorrow is going to be quite a day, not only do I get my stitches out, Cross-Country is also starting... can you see the excitement on my face? No?! That's because there is none, practice is at 7 in the A-M. HOLY CRAP. I'm like goin to sleep around 5 and 6 in the AM so this is going to be no easy task. But I feel that I'll accoplish it with only a semi-conscious mind and a cadaverous body. I've finally finish my first song with Acid Pro 4 its not very good but I'm still learning so cut me some slack. If you wanna hear it just ask my online BKsSniper. I've been keeping busy, you know chilling with the home boys, its been tight to see em all agian. Chris, Ryan and I went cruising way down 123 and we had quite an expierence with a hot chick in a white 15 passenger van. It was most dignified. I believe I have found why I have the troubles with the ladies... perhaps I'm to tenacious, just a thought. We'll I must return to my trifle existence, I bid you adieu.[Thursday, August 07, 2003]
Alrighty, lets see, yesterday I went canoeing and it was tight. But like everything else in my life the good times are shortly followed by the bad... what happen you might be asking yourself... well I'll tell you. It was getting hot on the river and my canoe was waiting for the others to catch up, so I decide to park up against a large rock and get out. The rock, however, wouldn't stand for this and tried to push the canoe away. This leaves me with one foot in the canoe and one foot on the rock. So to keep from fliping the canoe and all its contents (including my dad) I decide to put all my wieght back onto the canoe for a split second and then jump into the water. I didn't dive in, I kinda rolled in, but I managed to hit my head on another rock below to water. I pop right up outa the water unable to hear or feel anything. Then as my hearing comes back so does feeling, but I feel more than just the cool water... I feel an immense pain on my head. So I eventaully get back in the canoe and finish the run with blood pouring down my face. All in all I managed to get 6 stiches on my head a butterfly on my chin and a scrape and bruise on the back of my shoulder. I'm still can't comprehend how I hit all those places in one fall but its all good. check out the short stories section for picture of my head after the crash. To entertian myself now i play around with MS paint... of the wonders it holds[Monday, August 04, 2003]
Wow, I've spent the last three days doing a whole lot of nothing, its been sweet. you know, that easy life you hear about. Well last night my mom decides to drop the bomb on me. "Oh will you have a appiontment tomorrow for your SAT prep class, you have to take a test" thanks for the heads up. let me tell you though it was totally sweet, i got to sit and take a 2 and half hour long test. And I get to do it again everyday starting the 13th of August or some shit like that. And she now realizes that she didn't put me in AP american history and decides this will be another pile of crap to unload on me. Yeah you know that gay ass packet thingy, that sucks a nut. on the positive side of things I saw my old swim coach Dan from back in my days at VAC. we were really tight so it was chill to see him. He's changed alot since I was 9 as I'm sure I have as well (or atleast i hope). Apparently Tower Records doesn't approve of shopping carts inside their stores... stupid bastards. Well the lady situtation is very interesting, not that ya'll care[Friday, August 01, 2003]
Today all I did was chill at home by my lonesome, despite that fact that it might sound sad and lonely i had a pretty good time. I got to have some old fat woman play with my balls(my physical), which as you might have guessed was totally sweet. I managed to make some new things such as a very very short animation, which I think I have right here and alittle "thank you" if you will to all those creepy people who like to sign my guestbook this is for you. Niether of which are very good and deserving of my site but I figured you kids could tough it out. Well thats all for today.[Thursday, July 31, 2003]
Alrighty then, I just got back from camp. It was, as expected, pretty gay to say the least. However on the last night a few counselors went out and got some drinks, two of which got wasted. Let me tell you there is nothing more entertaining than some drunks. But to make a long story short we woke up everbody in the guys dorm, by going door to door, and having the alcohol work it's magic. Two outstanding moments would have to be when we sang "Jingle Bells" in some kids room and when we almost convienced these kids that it was time to get up and run (7:15 AM) when infact it was around 3 or 4 in the morning. It was swell. It has also come to my attention that some how Ryan's sister has obtained access to my site, how and why this happen I may never know, but I can only pray that it ends in her destruction. Because apparently Ryan's mom had a little talk about him and his "Baby Eating" which is ridiculously inane. but that's not for me to discuss.[Sunday, July 27, 2003]
Well my 17 hours at home are almost up which mean I agian must leave. And thats were i spent them all at home, doing nothing but clean and pack. Let me tell you it sure was exciting. On a scale of 1 to awesome itwasupthere. Sorry I'm alittle tired. I have found another of my many flaws, timing. Timing isn't my thing, and i doubt it ever will be. Well this concludes {que outro: Geto Boys "Feels Good to be a Gangster"} our morning broadcast, we hope you enjoyed our program and tune in agian soon.[Saturday, July 26, 2003]
Well super, I just got back from the beach. Sunset Beach that is, it was crazy insane. It rained alot but i enjoy the rain so it worked out all right. To many things happend to write down. feel free to ask me anytime though. Well its now around 6:15 pm and I have 17 hours at home. Hopefully I'll get to chill with some people before I leave agian.[Monday, July 13, 2003]
alrighty then, i just got back from this crazy ass "jazz" festival, it was more just a music fest but.... we went there to see a totally sweet castle and then spend the night in Montruex(in the french speaking district) and our hotel is smacl dab in th middle of the festival. it was a pleasant change from the rural countryside of shaceln (err.. spelling) the best part was this breakdancing competition, it was most excellent the say the least. i leave for home on wends, around 5 in the morning (swiss time) and home round 3ish in the afternoon our time.[Thursday, July 10, 2003]
The Will is happy... thanks for signing the book of pleasure.i miss you. ummm i have found the most rewarding expiernce here to be the ability to insult and call people obscure names directly to their face... it has been the source of much amusement. because internet is limited and computer time is scarce i have alot of free time in which i have completed two books, drawn about 50 pictures and recently started writing rhymes (not poems, not raps, just rhymes) if you look at my other site i'm sure you'll find them.Holy crap i have no clue...
Current status: in switzerland. not a whole lot to do with my free time. internet i can get only like twice a week for about five minutes at a time. oh to talk to me just sign my guestbook. i've been here about a week, and I'm realy looking forward to going home. There's a 6 hour time differnce so at midnight i stay up thinking of you, and what you might be doing around 6ish... my life is sad like that. but no worries, i'll be home soon and we shall chill. "life is wonderful" check out the wierd german keys --> � � :-( :-) and there are some others but i'm being kicked out.[Saturday, June 28, 2003]
Oh man.... i just got back from scout camp....(silence). It was alright its sucked up until the last 2 days, i met a kid who could suck his own dick which was ...disturbingly amusing and some kid got high as shit off bleach... it was hilarious. well if you want more details im me and i'll tell you if you ask me. i'm out for now[Saturday, June 21, 2003]
Yesterday kicked off the start of summer, but more importantly Josh, Chris and I got to hang out with some incredible cool chicks at Fairfax Towncenter and Fairoaks mall. It was wicked cool. As some of you may have noticed there really isn't a "counter site to mine" it was all just a publicity stunt. I can't live this lie any longer, its really just another one of my sites. But I will continue to update both sites on some kind of a alternating bi-weekly schedule. My first month of summer I'm almost completely booked, but I have some time off between vacations, so you know if you... wanna chill sometime, I'm just a phone call away... (you guys seem to like swearing in my guestbook, which I find amusing. Things to check out today on my site: short story)[Wednesday, June 18, 2003]
So I've been told my site is too depressing, and it is but there a reason for that. But the Will is no longer sad so, hopefully things will get alittle for lively around here. (i have discovered some has made a counter site to mine)[Tuesday, June 17, 2003]
HOLY CRAP.... I just had the coolest weekend ever, of all time. Rely for life was the coolest thing ever, it was like the warp tour meets a peace corps demonstration. Rain, football in the mud, frisbee in the mud.... soccer... in the mud, i mean honestly what more could you ask for. Ahh yes, numerous hot chicks to play with. This was strange however, because for some unexplainable reason hot chicks were talking to me... it was totally sweet. Four of us madison guys walked away with digits. how sweet is that?[Tuesday, June 3, 2003]
I have only now just found the true potential to make my website the greatest of all time, it shall always and forever, from this point on, be one step ^ above ^ the competion. I shall be unstoppable with this totally wicked.....[Sunday, May 25, 2003]
Okay its been awhile but because i know you guys care soo much, i did get to see the matrix at 10:15 Wends night with Chris, Dan, Brendon and Chris's pimping wagon. It was awesome. but it seems as though many didn't like it, which confused me greatly, I thought it could have done with out the "Cave-Rave" scene but, nontheless it was good. I maintian that the first one was better but the second one cannot be fully reviewed until the third one is released in 6 months. until then I wait in anticapation. I also just got back from Tennessee, visiting with the grandparents. Thats about it. expect some more photoshoped pictures .[Sunday, May 8, 2003]
As promised the matrix updated thinging is full operational. Okay well this is how its going down, I'm more or less begging my parents to let me go and they are all like "pshh no" so it sucks and with only 7 days left I'm running out of time. On another note, my brother came back from college yesterday, so yeah, but upon his return he brought knowledge of a totally sweet ass site about ninjas and fast food and probably about me getting laid.... well maybe i'm getting alittle ahead of myself but you get the idea. its cool to go to it check out the links section. <---- its totally sweet[Sunday, May 4, 2003]
Alright so its been awhile since i last updated or anything, I have alot of school work so it's been hard. But my long awaited weekend has liberated me. I wrote a song.... its about a hotdog... that is magically. yeahs thats about all I've really done so far. Magic Hotdog. I'm working on multiple photoshop images right now, so some time soon they should like all just pop up some where within the nothingness of my site. So, who has seen X-men 2? cuase its freakin awesome. To all those critics how gave it bad reviews, I hope you die of some strange undiscovered venereal disease. My review of it would be a superb 4 stars. Because I have no life I have decided to start the Matrix countdown. (look above)[Monday, April 20, 2003]
Hahahaha, its 420, and Easter, and my half birthday. Happy birthday ME/2! yeah despite the fact my site it totally sweet, I'm under the impression that I'm probably the only one who goes to it. so I'll pretend thats not the case and tell you all (but you all i mean myself) about my trip to Hawaii for spring break. All my fun will be on a special page dedicated to telling you (myself) about how cool Hawaii was..... with me... being there. I totally dressed up like a ninja and rampage the hotel... yeah it was awesome i know. [side note] i got my hair cut hair cut hahaha just kidding that is my pretend hair cut(it not really me) this is me for real The Progression of Will's Hair[Monday, April 7, 2003]
I udated the random section, but thats about it. I'm working on more pictures for the NINJA stuff but that probably wont happen until the end of the week. I added a super cool rap section to the site as well. umm if you wanna put something up on that just IM me BKsSniper or if you have an worth while suggestions for the site. I'm out.
[Saturday, April 5, 2003]
yeah, ummm... its like 12:24 in the morning and i just got back from the school dance AKA the "Spring Fling". Not only was it a waste of my time, but it totally shot my confidence. Well in about 6 hours i have to go to a track meet.... o what fun. So until then i'll try to cry myself to sleep.(later that day) wow, it just keeps getting better. The meet was also a complete waste of my time. I went soley for the purpose of doing high jump, yet the opening hieght was 5'6" while my best is only 5'2 offiaclly. so i just kinda sat around for like 7 hours. which was cool and all but... you know. One the bright side i got to know some of the team alittle better.[Thursday, April 3, 2003]
Upon request I decided to update agian, I was gonna wait until I made a new photoshop picture. I'll probably put one up later this week, I have an idea but not a very good one (so just pretend to like it) To be honest I, as of right now don't really have anything to put up so I'll put some links to some kick ass sites.[Sunday, March 16, 2003]
Well I'm still working with tables but i've come up with this so far TABLE PRACTICE PAGE the images aren't quite lined up right but like I said this is just me practicing. Oh and I added some pictures to my random stuff, its a Lenin poster I made for my history project and some picture i had laying around since valentines day
[Wednesday, March 12, 2003]
Superb, well it seems as though the BCP class is "learning" HTML. So I thought I'd tried to show off my skill-z. I'll whip out this little number...always a big hit with the ladies.[Sunday, March 02, 2003]
I have just recently updated the site....so its prettier than before. I have added a couple of new pages, like my ninja section ummm yeah thats about it for now but more to come soon, very soon. I just need to learn how to use tables, then this site look alot cooler. (question) you like the new LP poster, i did it in like 5 minutes. i'm gonna re-do when i'm bored and feel i need to waste more time.