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| The Ring Leader The mastermind behind the conspiracy has many aliases: G-man, Hyde, Socratokes, Dude X, and Shaggy among them. He's an anarchist whose personal philosophy is "Damn The Man, don't let The Man get you down!" So like, zoinks, yo. |
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| The Marketing Whore The Jager-drinking, Balls-loving, four-plucking bastard who heads up the marketing for the Lone Gunmen goes by the name of Mike, but you may know him as "Res". |
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